If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

_Bob_

Bob

Cliffslosinit

Ben Dover

AreneeG31

#singing..."im in love with a stripper!"

lol

are you my stripper?

huntindawg1962

On this http://www.beledy.net/fam/nick-men.txt
I would be Jack Bluebottom

I get "Mountain Bottom." Sounds like something from Brokeback Mountain. I'll just stick with Princess Edgerton then.

jching29

Bahahaha, this matter's been settled some years ago: my girlfriend would be Jamaican Kreme, and I'd be Tiffany Tightbottom.

bleacheblonde

I think I would go with Kitty Danger. Or, if it had to be a 1-word name, I'd be Poison. Beware.

brew23

**** McThrobbin

brew23

**** McThrobbin

That would be D*ck McThrobbin to you .......haha

cindylou617

Sapphire Sparkletush

JellyButter

Spread Thick

Oliviamarie05

Ginger...or Red.

You have to be Red someone already got Ginger...

I'll just have to live with Red *sigh*

No no..Red is good..

Let's give it ago...

"Now coming to the stage, the ever so seductive treat from Edmonton......Sexyyyyyyy Reddddddd"


(Crowd going nuts)


yup!

I like it

I'm convinced

MLgarcia3

I thought the way this was done was your first name would be the name of your first pet and your last name as a stripper would be the name of the street you grew up on.

Princess Edgerton here (ok, so I don't like the way that worked out either).

Yep! lol this is what I've heard too- Mine would be Dixie Crow! hahaha

Salty Prairie!

legendary781

Fabio!!!

sktllmdrhmz

My porn name would totally be *kitten* Norris.

ocbrenda

Sugar, and my song would be Pour Some Sugar on Me

Shayshow

"Blaze".....I WAS, 18 yrs ago Red Headed and wanna be "Flashdancer"........ Oh the Good Times!! Now this was before the industry turned really naughty and before "BLAZE" was a comercial cheese stripper name, back when it was still cool..... We were prude naked nuns compared to the strippers of today. Im just sayin. Rock on girls!! Cant say I dont miss it.
At 43 I want that body back!!! Imma Dream big and work hard...um yeah!
But Ill keep my goodies for my Cowboy.....I'm too old to start over with a new babydaddy no matter how hot I get...Right?! I know Im right!! Oh Wait what was the question? Oh.......never mind lol

surromom2010

Shawanabang, but it's my alias for everything, Even have a softball shirt from a few years ago with that on it hahaha

Oliviamarie05

My porn name would totally be *kitten* Norris.

OMG! This had me laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe. We have a winner!

gecho

Fantasia Heaven- Shock

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p= Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c =tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

Heidi Nighthooter...BORING...:noway:

I'll stick with Wiggles Honeysuckle

lizzybethclaire

Sapphire Lusty Sizzle according to the guide. i prefer Purrfection.

harpercutie

crystal chandelier

iamfranniefierce

I'd have to go with my trusty alias, Brown Sugar LOL!

mamamudbug

I thought the way this was done was your first name would be the name of your first pet and your last name as a stripper would be the name of the street you grew up on.

Princess Edgerton here (ok, so I don't like the way that worked out either).

Yep! lol this is what I've heard too- Mine would be Dixie Crow! hahaha

Salty Prairie!

I hope not! Mine would end up being Ferdinand Big Woods...

usera1365

Dark Vader.....yeah baby!

MandaPaigeSparkles88

My stripper name would be my nickname Sparkles. Cause I like to wear glitter.
The story to my nickname is as follows. I was 17 working at a mom and pop joint. I loved glitter and would like to wear it on my chest if I wore a low cut top. Well one day Randal the repair man came in to check on a machine that was busted and I was sitting in my chair and he leaned in behind looked down at my shirt and asked if my boobs sparkled too. So that's how I got my nickname Sparkles.

stevewynjones

Montana gliter thighs WTF!

nah.... Chuck Mcf*ck

huntindawg1962

I thought the way this was done was your first name would be the name of your first pet and your last name as a stripper would be the name of the street you grew up on.

Princess Edgerton here (ok, so I don't like the way that worked out either).

Yep! lol this is what I've heard too- Mine would be Dixie Crow! hahaha

Salty Prairie!

I hope not! Mine would end up being Ferdinand Big Woods...

Great if you were a guy though

jessicae1aine

I thought the way this was done was your first name would be the name of your first pet and your last name as a stripper would be the name of the street you grew up on.

Princess Edgerton here (ok, so I don't like the way that worked out either).

I still think you have me beat, Princess. :P

Mine would be Butterball Doyle. Simply terrible.
I guess, as an alternative, I have the options of Gunther Eighth, or Darkwing Duck Custer. -sigh-

brew23

crystal chandelier

Good one!!!!! haha

AggieCass09

Sugar