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    If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

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    • Posts: 2,395 Member
      Mr. Cox, of course.
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      I would just stick with my screen name on here! The Divine Ms M! Those who are old enough knows who it refers to!:flowerforyou:
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      Jabba the Gut
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      Well using this formula, my name would be Muffin Monroe. I kind of like that!

      That's a pretty good stripper name actually.

      Mine would be... Sugar Littlejohn.

      LOL!
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      Sad to say, but it was Alexis back in the 90"s
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      Mean Dean Down Under or Candy Sunnytower if you play by the rules.
    • Posts: 108 Member
      Boobarella. 'Nuff said.
    • Posts: 348 Member
      Sad to say, but it was Alexis back in the 90"s

      Your profile views just went up 1,000,000%
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      Heidi Nighthooter...BORING...:noway:

      I'll stick with Wiggles Honeysuckle:wink:

      Mine would be Raquelle Glitz Kiss....still like Muffin Monroe better.
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      Fantasy!!!:love::love: :love:
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      I would be "Sugar Glitterjugs" lol!!! I can't stop laughing!
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      Hmmm, couldn't get my quote to work...
    • Posts: 709 Member
      I've laughed thru this whole thread!! So funny!

      I think mine would be De-Lish CinnaBuns! :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 807 Member
      Snake
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      pets name and street would be - Snowball Trail

      That other list it would be: Starr Sweetcream
    • Posts: 269 Member
      Natasha , and I'd speak with a thick Russian accent.
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      Stella Starr
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      Red :wink:
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      Chesty Spankhooter
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      Hidden Assets
      Hidden??? How exactly will your assets be hidden stripping? LOL
    • Posts: 231 Member
      Sugar Lustysizzle (based on the name game posted)

      Sunshine 13 (based on the HS game)

      Sugar Dixonkiss (based on the stripper generator)
    • Posts: 197 Member
      Shakira ...and my hips wont lie
    • Posts: 172 Member
      Fantasia Heaven- Shock

      1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
      a = Chesty
      b = Fantasia
      c = Starr
      d = Diamond
      e = Montana
      f = Angel
      g = Sugar
      h = Mimi
      i = Lola
      j =Kitty
      k = Roxie
      l = Dallas
      m = Princess
      n = Heidi
      o = Bambi
      p= Bunny
      q = Brandy
      r = Sugar
      s = Candy
      t = Raquelle
      u = Sapphire
      v = Cinnamon
      w = Blaze
      x = Trixie
      y = Isis
      z = Jade

      2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
      a = Leather
      b = Dream
      c = Sunny
      d = Deep
      e = Heaven
      f = Tight
      g = Shimmer
      h = Velvet
      i = Lusty
      j = Harley
      k = Passion
      l = Dazzle
      m = Dixon
      n = Spank
      o = Glitter
      p = Razor
      q = Meadow
      r = Glitz
      s = Sparkle
      t = Sweet
      u = Silver
      v = Tickle
      w = Cherry
      x = Hard
      y = Night
      z = Amber

      3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
      a = hooter
      b = horn
      c =tower
      d = fire
      e = thighs
      f = hips
      g = side
      h = jugs
      i = shock
      j = cocker
      k = brook
      l = tush
      m = sizzle
      n = ridge
      o = kiss
      p = bomb
      q = cream
      r = thong
      s = heat
      t = whip
      u = cheeks
      v = rock
      w = hiney
      x = button
      y = lick
      z = juice

      First name is Dallas. So by instructions I take the third letter "L" to find out my first name as a stripper would be Dallas. I'm getting robbed here....

      To finish it off: Second letter of last name "A" and third letter of last name "N" for leather ridge.

      That makes me Dallas Leatherridge
    • Posts: 243 Member
      Lola Silvertush, based on the game.
      But I'd probably be something like... Crimson Sin. Er something. xD
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      Poop Snacker. *shrugs* I dunno. It's what GasMasterFlash would call me anyways.
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      Unemployed
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      Katja Jerkinoff
    • Posts: 154 Member
      I once did a name generator thing and found out that my stripper name would be Tweety Central. :P
    • Posts: 1,177 Member
      Trey Longz
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