Secrets......Shhhhhh....

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  • Burned down a garage once, no one ever found out it was me. No I am not a crazed arsonist, maybe I used to be, dunno, just loved the smell and color of fire. And no I don't still burn up s-t, just had a fire phase I went through

    Edited to add, I was 7 years old soooo that phase is long gone. k go take your judgements elsewhere.

    Everyone knows it was you now :blushing:
  • lilmzzgreeneyez
    lilmzzgreeneyez Posts: 133 Member
    i am a closet lesbian. its only a secret to some people... like my bf LMAO



    no im joking i am not a lesbian but i am a bisexual woman and i love woman a little bit more than men lol
  • adet983
    adet983 Posts: 138
    i like Hanson
  • ChelseaM18
    ChelseaM18 Posts: 303
    i am a closet lesbian. its only a secret to some people... like my bf LMAO



    no im joking i am not a lesbian but i am a bisexual woman and i love woman a little bit more than men lol

    Hahaha!! The boyfriend part cracked me up :'D
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    About 6 years ago I put visine in my moms boyfriends wine, sending him to the ER. Now we're jolly good friends, and he still doesn't know :/

    FR denied...not really just let me see your hands. No visine ok we're good.
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    About 6 years ago I put visine in my moms boyfriends wine, sending him to the ER. Now we're jolly good friends, and he still doesn't know :/

    hehehe :laugh:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    About 6 years ago I put visine in my moms boyfriends wine, sending him to the ER. Now we're jolly good friends, and he still doesn't know :/


    Is that actually true? What does it do to a person? And how much did you give him ;)
  • lilmzzgreeneyez
    lilmzzgreeneyez Posts: 133 Member
    he seriously doesnt know that i like women more. if i ever leave him i will probably not bother with men anymore. i prefer women.
  • kgprice11
    kgprice11 Posts: 749 Member

    Here goes mine... I am a twin and sleep (literally) in bed with my 9th grade teacher's daughter back in high school she was only a year younger than me at the time.

    She didn't assign rooms right apparently.

    I don't understand your "secret." What does being a twin have to do with anything? You sleep in a bed with the daughter of your 9th grade teacher? Who was a year younger than you? Who was a year younger back in high school? Would they not still be a year younger? Who is assigning rooms? Does a teacher assign rooms for you to sleep in? Is this on some sort of field trip? What is it you are saying here?

    He banged an 8th grader....and wants to tell us.

    Woah buddy not even close to anything like that....sorry that was totally uncalled for.
    9th grade teacher, daughter was a year younger, do the math.
    Or just be more clear on here and don't set yourself up like this:flowerforyou:

    Haha touche to that you win the arguement, but I explained later in the post a few comments down.

    It's all good.

    The explanation didn't clear it up either.

    Oh well thats why its a secret haha
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    You wanna know my secret?


    I'm always angry.

    Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! WINNER!
  • lilmzzgreeneyez
    lilmzzgreeneyez Posts: 133 Member
    visine gives them the ****s and vomiting i think. i remember watching health inspector with larry the cable guy and that happens in one part. lol


    lmao i didnt know that this site stars out bad words hahaha i just found that out by making this post.
  • kristalfrissy
    kristalfrissy Posts: 158 Member
    About 6 years ago I put visine in my moms boyfriends wine, sending him to the ER. Now we're jolly good friends, and he still doesn't know :/


    Is that actually true? What does it do to a person? And how much did you give him ;)

    planning something.....?
  • MamaKeeks
    MamaKeeks Posts: 234

    Here goes mine... I am a twin and sleep (literally) in bed with my 9th grade teacher's daughter back in high school she was only a year younger than me at the time.

    She didn't assign rooms right apparently.

    I don't understand your "secret." What does being a twin have to do with anything? You sleep in a bed with the daughter of your 9th grade teacher? Who was a year younger than you? Who was a year younger back in high school? Would they not still be a year younger? Who is assigning rooms? Does a teacher assign rooms for you to sleep in? Is this on some sort of field trip? What is it you are saying here?

    He banged an 8th grader....and wants to tell us.

    Woah buddy not even close to anything like that....sorry that was totally uncalled for.
    9th grade teacher, daughter was a year younger, do the math.
    Or just be more clear on here and don't set yourself up like this:flowerforyou:


    Haha touche to that you win the arguement, but I explained later in the post a few comments down.

    It's all good.

    The explanation didn't clear it up either.


    OKAY - to help out my man kg here.... i THINK what he was TRYING to type/say was that he is a TWIN and his SISTER was supposed to be bunking with his teacher's daughter BUT she messed up the room designations and put HIM where his SISTER was supposed to be so he literally SLEPT (not boinked, not banged, not copulated or fornicated with, but SLEPT) in the same bed as her daughter.

    Yes? Am I right?

    ANYWAY

    I took my first ballet class at 40 without anyone knowing because I've always dreamed of being a ballerina but I'm 6'1 and built like a dude so how the hell was THAT ever gonna happen???

    Whew! I feel better now.... but ssshhhhhhhh lol
  • nikkiworld2
    nikkiworld2 Posts: 75 Member
    Yeah, um - I still don't get the secret???
  • robinregina
    robinregina Posts: 131 Member
    I have the biggest crush on someone and can't bring myself to tell him :ohwell:



    you dont have to tell me i already know


    Girl is that him?
  • adet983
    adet983 Posts: 138
    You wanna know my secret?


    I'm always angry.




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  • robinregina
    robinregina Posts: 131 Member
    It seems that over last couple of years, I've had a tendency to wake up naked with my clothes thrown on the floor. I don't know why or how and can't remember. It happens once or twice a week and I am paranoid of sleeping over with friends or family and pulling that number!


    Boyfriend, if I were you, I would see a doctor about that right away. Sound like a real problem to me, just saying!!
  • LeellenMack
    LeellenMack Posts: 141 Member
    Hey guys and ladies I know everyone has multiple secrets or even one because I do, I want to hear one secret whether it is funny or not..

    Here goes mine... I am a twin and sleep (literally) in bed with my 9th grade teacher's daughter back in high school she was only a year younger than me at the time.

    She didn't assign rooms right apparently.

    Whoops hehehe :noway: :laugh: :blushing:

    If I understand correctly:

    When OP was a junior in HS the chaperone (who was his 9th grade teacher) placed him in a bedroom on a field trip with his/her daughter, who was a sophmore while thinking they were assigning the room to his twin (I assume sister here).

    Yes?
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    About 6 years ago I put visine in my moms boyfriends wine, sending him to the ER. Now we're jolly good friends, and he still doesn't know :/


    Is that actually true? What does it do to a person? And how much did you give him ;)

    planning something.....?

    Moi? I wouldn't dare speak of such a thing (on a public forum)
  • nikkiworld2
    nikkiworld2 Posts: 75 Member

    Here goes mine... I am a twin and sleep (literally) in bed with my 9th grade teacher's daughter back in high school she was only a year younger than me at the time.

    She didn't assign rooms right apparently.

    I don't understand your "secret." What does being a twin have to do with anything? You sleep in a bed with the daughter of your 9th grade teacher? Who was a year younger than you? Who was a year younger back in high school? Would they not still be a year younger? Who is assigning rooms? Does a teacher assign rooms for you to sleep in? Is this on some sort of field trip? What is it you are saying here?

    He banged an 8th grader....and wants to tell us.

    Woah buddy not even close to anything like that....sorry that was totally uncalled for.
    9th grade teacher, daughter was a year younger, do the math.
    Or just be more clear on here and don't set yourself up like this:flowerforyou:


    Haha touche to that you win the arguement, but I explained later in the post a few comments down.

    It's all good.

    The explanation didn't clear it up either.


    OKAY - to help out my man kg here.... i THINK what he was TRYING to type/say was that he is a TWIN and his SISTER was supposed to be bunking with his teacher's daughter BUT she messed up the room designations and put HIM where his SISTER was supposed to be so he literally SLEPT (not boinked, not banged, not copulated or fornicated with, but SLEPT) in the same bed as her daughter.

    Yes? Am I right?

    ANYWAY

    I took my first ballet class at 40 without anyone knowing because I've always dreamed of being a ballerina but I'm 6'1 and built like a dude so how the hell was THAT ever gonna happen???

    Whew! I feel better now.... but ssshhhhhhhh lol

    Okay, I think I got it now. He's a twin, part of a sister/brother twin. Teacher must've just looked at the last names & assumed she assigned her daughter to share the room w/the female twin, but instead she assigned her daughter w/the male twin. The 'secret' would've been much better if this was expressed more clearly the first time.
  • musicgirl99
    musicgirl99 Posts: 252 Member
    I have the biggest crush on someone and can't bring myself to tell him :ohwell:

    Go on tell them you can do it!!

    No I can't do it lol. I plan on mentioning it after I get close to my goal. He is doing p90x right now even though he is already the most wonderful thing ever.

    You should tell him now and not wait until you're close to your goal. You already look great. I had a crush on someone so badly and I felt the same as you and wouldn't tell him. I finally got up the nerve and now he's my husband. :wink:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member

    Here goes mine... I am a twin and sleep (literally) in bed with my 9th grade teacher's daughter back in high school she was only a year younger than me at the time.

    She didn't assign rooms right apparently.

    I don't understand your "secret." What does being a twin have to do with anything? You sleep in a bed with the daughter of your 9th grade teacher? Who was a year younger than you? Who was a year younger back in high school? Would they not still be a year younger? Who is assigning rooms? Does a teacher assign rooms for you to sleep in? Is this on some sort of field trip? What is it you are saying here?

    He banged an 8th grader....and wants to tell us.

    Woah buddy not even close to anything like that....sorry that was totally uncalled for.
    9th grade teacher, daughter was a year younger, do the math.
    Or just be more clear on here and don't set yourself up like this:flowerforyou:


    Haha touche to that you win the arguement, but I explained later in the post a few comments down.

    It's all good.

    The explanation didn't clear it up either.


    OKAY - to help out my man kg here.... i THINK what he was TRYING to type/say was that he is a TWIN and his SISTER was supposed to be bunking with his teacher's daughter BUT she messed up the room designations and put HIM where his SISTER was supposed to be so he literally SLEPT (not boinked, not banged, not copulated or fornicated with, but SLEPT) in the same bed as her daughter.

    Yes? Am I right?

    ANYWAY

    I took my first ballet class at 40 without anyone knowing because I've always dreamed of being a ballerina but I'm 6'1 and built like a dude so how the hell was THAT ever gonna happen???

    Whew! I feel better now.... but ssshhhhhhhh lol

    Okay, I think I got it now. He's a twin, part of a sister/brother twin. Teacher must've just looked at the last names & assumed she assigned her daughter to share the room w/the female twin, but instead she assigned her daughter w/the male twin. The 'secret' would've been much better if this was expressed more clearly the first time.

    This really is NO fun when it takes 4 ppl to explain the OPs post...FAIL.

    I take back my midget fantasy!
  • Louise1247
    Louise1247 Posts: 670 Member
    I like guys AND GIRLS! :)

    not many people know as it scares people off :|
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member

    Here goes mine... I am a twin and sleep (literally) in bed with my 9th grade teacher's daughter back in high school she was only a year younger than me at the time.

    She didn't assign rooms right apparently.

    I don't understand your "secret." What does being a twin have to do with anything? You sleep in a bed with the daughter of your 9th grade teacher? Who was a year younger than you? Who was a year younger back in high school? Would they not still be a year younger? Who is assigning rooms? Does a teacher assign rooms for you to sleep in? Is this on some sort of field trip? What is it you are saying here?

    This! :laugh:
  • kgprice11
    kgprice11 Posts: 749 Member

    Here goes mine... I am a twin and sleep (literally) in bed with my 9th grade teacher's daughter back in high school she was only a year younger than me at the time.

    She didn't assign rooms right apparently.

    I don't understand your "secret." What does being a twin have to do with anything? You sleep in a bed with the daughter of your 9th grade teacher? Who was a year younger than you? Who was a year younger back in high school? Would they not still be a year younger? Who is assigning rooms? Does a teacher assign rooms for you to sleep in? Is this on some sort of field trip? What is it you are saying here?

    He banged an 8th grader....and wants to tell us.

    Woah buddy not even close to anything like that....sorry that was totally uncalled for.
    9th grade teacher, daughter was a year younger, do the math.
    Or just be more clear on here and don't set yourself up like this:flowerforyou:


    Haha touche to that you win the arguement, but I explained later in the post a few comments down.

    It's all good.

    The explanation didn't clear it up either.


    OKAY - to help out my man kg here.... i THINK what he was TRYING to type/say was that he is a TWIN and his SISTER was supposed to be bunking with his teacher's daughter BUT she messed up the room designations and put HIM where his SISTER was supposed to be so he literally SLEPT (not boinked, not banged, not copulated or fornicated with, but SLEPT) in the same bed as her daughter.

    Yes? Am I right?

    ANYWAY

    I took my first ballet class at 40 without anyone knowing because I've always dreamed of being a ballerina but I'm 6'1 and built like a dude so how the hell was THAT ever gonna happen???

    Whew! I feel better now.... but ssshhhhhhhh lol

    Okay, I think I got it now. He's a twin, part of a sister/brother twin. Teacher must've just looked at the last names & assumed she assigned her daughter to share the room w/the female twin, but instead she assigned her daughter w/the male twin. The 'secret' would've been much better if this was expressed more clearly the first time.

    This really is NO fun when it takes 4 ppl to explain the OPs post...FAIL.

    I take back my midget fantasy!

    Oh well my life will go hahah
  • robinregina
    robinregina Posts: 131 Member
    I once sold three short works of erotic fiction. :blushing:

    Too bad I lost interest in writing it, I could use the money!

    I think you need to inbox those to me just to make sure it's true!! ;)

    secret about me...I love the smell of skunks!! :0 gross I know but I can't help it.


    WOW!!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member

    Here goes mine... I am a twin and sleep (literally) in bed with my 9th grade teacher's daughter back in high school she was only a year younger than me at the time.

    She didn't assign rooms right apparently.

    I don't understand your "secret." What does being a twin have to do with anything? You sleep in a bed with the daughter of your 9th grade teacher? Who was a year younger than you? Who was a year younger back in high school? Would they not still be a year younger? Who is assigning rooms? Does a teacher assign rooms for you to sleep in? Is this on some sort of field trip? What is it you are saying here?

    He banged an 8th grader....and wants to tell us.

    Woah buddy not even close to anything like that....sorry that was totally uncalled for.
    9th grade teacher, daughter was a year younger, do the math.
    Or just be more clear on here and don't set yourself up like this:flowerforyou:


    Haha touche to that you win the arguement, but I explained later in the post a few comments down.

    It's all good.

    The explanation didn't clear it up either.


    OKAY - to help out my man kg here.... i THINK what he was TRYING to type/say was that he is a TWIN and his SISTER was supposed to be bunking with his teacher's daughter BUT she messed up the room designations and put HIM where his SISTER was supposed to be so he literally SLEPT (not boinked, not banged, not copulated or fornicated with, but SLEPT) in the same bed as her daughter.

    Yes? Am I right?

    ANYWAY

    I took my first ballet class at 40 without anyone knowing because I've always dreamed of being a ballerina but I'm 6'1 and built like a dude so how the hell was THAT ever gonna happen???

    Whew! I feel better now.... but ssshhhhhhhh lol

    Okay, I think I got it now. He's a twin, part of a sister/brother twin. Teacher must've just looked at the last names & assumed she assigned her daughter to share the room w/the female twin, but instead she assigned her daughter w/the male twin. The 'secret' would've been much better if this was expressed more clearly the first time.

    This really is NO fun when it takes 4 ppl to explain the OPs post...FAIL.

    I take back my midget fantasy!

    and I got snapped at for asking questions.
  • papastu
    papastu Posts: 737 Member
    You wanna know my secret?


    I'm always angry.
  • kmel2479
    kmel2479 Posts: 102 Member
    I wish women found me attractive so I can be the little spoon while hoping for sex. The problem is that L'Oreal keeps making products that are inconceivable to Mexican food traits. You add in those complexities along with the stress-strain relationship due to the increase in thermal pressues, and it becomes a total loss trying to vindicate the use of a paper clip. So in short, while it seems that there would be other reasons why women won't spoon with me and have sex, I have to blame it on the fact that I'm ugly. WHEW Glad I got that secret off my chest.

    Hahahaha!!!
  • When I was 11 and my brother was 12 we broke my mom's car window...shhhhhhhh

    We were fighting over a bike, a brick was thrown and well the window shattered....We ran inside, and told my mom her window was broken, and it must of been done last night while we were sleeping...lol...BAD I KNOW, BUT MAN I DIDN'T WANT A *kitten* WHIPPING:)
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