I can't date you anymore because...
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"You're too attractive" Seriously. I wish he would have just told me that I was crazy instead. Because that's true. :laugh:0
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The craziest excuse I ever received really blew my mind... "I don't want to be with you anymore cuz you want sex too much".
After that, I swore he was just not really into chicks...0 -
Truth be told, I have never gone on a date (37 yrs old). I met my ex husband where I lived, we never went on a date, it just happend.
I have no clue what so ever what people do on a date. And I probably never will go on a date. Men don´t seem to find me attractive or I just might give out some singnals that I must be not worth getting to know or something because I have been single for 9 yrs. Well truth be told, I´m kind of glad that I´m still single, especially when I hear all those horror stories.
Bottom line is I have never gotten any line ridiculous or not.
Just be glad, they were obviously not worth more those guys.0 -
Is this a serious one? If it is wow, I am in shock!0
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"I can't date you because your best friend is f*cking weird."
"I can't date you because your too skinny."
"I can't date you because you are a cheerleader and I don't want to be known as 'one of those guys'."
"I can't date you because you cuss too much."
and the last one...
"I can't date you because you play drums, and I don't think girls should play drums...especially in a band."
Hehe, what losers. About 3 of those tried to get me back. Nopeee.0 -
Her: I can't date you anymore.
Me: Why?
Her: Well, I told you I was divorced, but um I wasn't really.
That just happened to me recently. Except he didn't bother to tell me, a co-worker informed me.
*sigh*
Ya. I seriously married someone who didn't bother to mention that he was already married. None of his entire family WHO CAME TO THE WEDDING mentioned that he was already married either. WTF.0 -
Lol I don't have any good ones. Usually they just stop talking to me.0
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I dated a guy for six months. It was going amazingly well. One day, he sat me down and told me he was in the mafia. Things were heating up and he had to break up with me because he feared for my son and I.
I thought maybe he was giving me a lame excuse. But, I googled his family name and someone with that same name had just been found in a shallow grave in a property nearby. I believed him.
Terrifying! And, my GOD, my head is still spinning. Seriously, you think you know someone......0 -
I did all of the actual dumping in my dating life. Any guy that "dumped" me didn't have the brass to say anything to my face, they just stopped returning messages.0
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How about this one, we wasn't even dating... but I guess she saw it as..
At most, I helped her get out of a bad relationship, and to help her along. we would go as friends to watch a movie or something. I pay for me, she pay for her....
"We can't date anymore, because our children would be ugly. But, we can still be friends" :huh: Did I miss the class that said, a guy and girl can't just be friends?0 -
I actually never had a guy break up with me, I always was the dumper, not the dumpee, and the weirdest reason I ever dumped a guy was because he spit on his ex girlfriend in front of me! I figured if he would treat his ex like that he would treat me like that someday, so I got in my car, left him at the bar and didn't answer my phone anymore. Lol0
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The one threally stuck to me and hurt was: I can't date you because you're too fat. Maybe if you lost weight I might be interested, then he asked if I would have a one night stand. WTF?
And the response I have given...
"I can lose weight, but you'll always have a little ****." And because I'm southern, I added "Bless your heart." You know, to take the edge off... :devil:0 -
Him: I can't date you because you aren't anti-abortion.
Me: Well I didn't say I'd want do get one, if I did get pregnant... I am just not anti-abortion for several reasons.
Him: It doesn't matter what the reasons are, you're not anti-abortion.
That was a good one. Like, we're totally compatible, but... oh wait we're *clearly* not. *
*edit* I should mention this was the end of the first date. Like, uh, what?0 -
Best one told to me: I don't like you because you don't have a Scottish accent (I'm Indian...)
Best one told by me: My parents back home have gotten me engaged to a nice Indian girl. I'm sorry, it wouldn't be fair ot my soon to be wife to continue seeing you0 -
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I can't date you because you are too much of a guy...
its true... I was dating a guy for almost 3 years and he broke up with me because I would rather go 4X4ing or work on cars than shopping at the mall..0 -
I can't date you anymore because you're ugly.
I was seriously told this by a guy. We went on the date and told me this as we were leaving dinner. He said the pic I had was photoshopped and couldn't believe it.
What a d**che.
Get this.....he went on to say he only dates 8's and above...I was a 4 so he made an exception.
I just looked at your pics and I think you are cute! Not sure it means much coming from a girl...but I wanted to throw that out there!
Well thank you darling!!!0 -
"...you aren't the body type I'm looking for."0
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I can't date you anymore because you are a Cowboys fan. Seriously, he used to get mad because that's my favorite team. So, I was happy when he called it off, because clearly there was something wrong with him. I mean who doesn't love the Cowboys??:laugh:
this guy has 100% sound rational and reasoning to refuse to date a cowboys fan. I totally get where he is coming from, and it's a very valid reason and not to be confused with an 'excuse'...
LOL My bf and I like 2 different teams but luckily we make it through. They're both AFC North teams too (he likes the Bengals and I am a Steelers fan) so Sunday football days can get a little tense sometimes
GO STEELERS! 0 -
I had one guy break up with me because he saw two cats fighting. He picked the orange one for me, and the black one for a girl he had a crush on. The orange one ran away first, and that was a sign to him that I would just leave him anyway. So he couldn't date me anymore. Fate had chosen the other girl.
What?!!! I think you're better off not dating him!!
I'd keep the cats!0 -
Honestly, if my dog didn't like someone I would definitely have second thoughts.
Um the lamest excuse I got was I can't date you because I want to do an internship at my church and I think it'll be too hard to date you.
His internship was 3 days a week.
Funny enought the guy I started dating after him was in the military and went off to Iraq and that didn't keep us from dating and we're still going strong.0 -
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I had one guy that would always say to me, "It's a good think you're pretty" every time I said something he thought was stupid. Then one day he said, I've found someone else that is more on my intellectual level, so I can't see you anymore". I kneed him in the balls.0
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Actually mine's a reverse one:
Him: Why have you torn up my life plan and ended our relationship?
Me: Well I because found out that you've been sleeping with my supposed best friend for god knows how long. I've only found this out because now you're sleeping with someone else and she feels utterly betrayed.
Him: But I want you back, you don't understand how difficult this is for me, I wake up in the night and there's someone in bed with me and it isn't you, I can't stand it.
Bye, me old chum...0 -
I didn't make him a sandwich.
But there's more to the story. I had my own house. He lived with his mom. He went home after work because she cooked for him, then went to a dance studio where he was training to be an instructor until maybe 10 or 11. After that, he would sometimes come to my house so he could smoke cigarettes and look at porn online. I was supposed to use my psychic powers to know if and when he was going to come over, so I could have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.
I know. I was a horrible girlfriend.0 -
I can't date you anymore because my EX wife said I couldn't.0
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I can't date you anymore because you are a Cowboys fan. Seriously, he used to get mad because that's my favorite team. So, I was happy when he called it off, because clearly there was something wrong with him. I mean who doesn't love the Cowboys??:laugh:
this guy has 100% sound rational and reasoning to refuse to date a cowboys fan. I totally get where he is coming from, and it's a very valid reason and not to be confused with an 'excuse'...
I have to agree with this. I would never date a Cowboys fan. I have a hard enough time being friends with them.
GO TEXANS!0 -
In high school it was because i was too fat and ugly and wouldn't give up my virginity and wasn't rich.0
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I had one guy that would always say to me, "It's a good think you're pretty" every time I said something he thought was stupid. Then one day he said, I've found someone else that is more on my intellectual level, so I can't see you anymore". I kneed him in the balls.
Wow, he found someone who is an intellectual level of a three? You are by far smarter than he
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Hey, if my pet didn't like someone I wouldn't keep dating them. period. animals recognize douche bags, etc. it's true.0
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