I can't date you anymore because...

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  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    I didn't make him a sandwich.

    But there's more to the story. I had my own house. He lived with his mom. He went home after work because she cooked for him, then went to a dance studio where he was training to be an instructor until maybe 10 or 11. After that, he would sometimes come to my house so he could smoke cigarettes and look at porn online. I was supposed to use my psychic powers to know if and when he was going to come over, so I could have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

    I know. I was a horrible girlfriend.

    Wow yes, you were a terrible non-mind reading girlfriend how dare you? lol
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I can't date you anymore because you are a Cowboys fan. Seriously, he used to get mad because that's my favorite team. So, I was happy when he called it off, because clearly there was something wrong with him. I mean who doesn't love the Cowboys??:laugh:

    this guy has 100% sound rational and reasoning to refuse to date a cowboys fan. I totally get where he is coming from, and it's a very valid reason and not to be confused with an 'excuse'...

    Seriously!?! Seriously!?! The Cowboys are America's team. This is their year! I can feel it. This really upset me and I might have to send you a nasty PM. :sad: WOW!!

    See, I thought everyone knew that the Saints are going to play at home in the dome this Superbowl!
  • icandoanything2
    icandoanything2 Posts: 36 Member
    "i don't date girls taller than me"
    sorry i can't really do anything about my height

    *about a month later, he was dating a girl taller than him*
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    I can't date you because you are too nice. She really wanted a bad boy that wanted to use her and treat her like *kitten*. She went out with a guy like that for 4-5 years, one and off of course!
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    Her: I can't date you anymore.
    Me: Why?
    Her: Well, I told you I was divorced, but um I wasn't really.

    That just happened to me recently. Except he didn't bother to tell me, a co-worker informed me.
    *sigh*

    Ya. I seriously married someone who didn't bother to mention that he was already married. None of his entire family WHO CAME TO THE WEDDING mentioned that he was already married either. WTF.

    NO!!! That's bizarre! Were there many of them?
  • Shanzstar
    Shanzstar Posts: 197
    I can't date you because I always envisioned myself being with someone... richer. True story
  • jus_in_bello
    jus_in_bello Posts: 326 Member
    I bailed on a date, telling him my friend's brother had been in an accident at boot camp and I needed to go over and be there for her while her parents were rushing to the airport. It was a really terrible date.

    I also straight up refused a second date with someone and honestly told him it was because he creeped me out.

    One guy and I mutually agreed to not go out again because he is a Yankee fan and I'm a Sox fan.

    I haven't gotten any dumb reasons though...
  • healthyamberB
    healthyamberB Posts: 47 Member
    "I don't date girls who have older brothers..."
    W.....T.......F........
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    I had one guy break up with me because he saw two cats fighting. He picked the orange one for me, and the black one for a girl he had a crush on. The orange one ran away first, and that was a sign to him that I would just leave him anyway. So he couldn't date me anymore. Fate had chosen the other girl.

    That seems valid.

    Wow, really? What a flake, him not you...
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    I had one guy break up with me because he saw two cats fighting. He picked the orange one for me, and the black one for a girl he had a crush on. The orange one ran away first, and that was a sign to him that I would just leave him anyway. So he couldn't date me anymore. Fate had chosen the other girl.

    What would he have done if a third cat jumped into the fight, or a dog chased both off? :grumble: Darn it, I am thinking this out way to hard!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I can't date you because you are too nice. She really wanted a bad boy that wanted to use her and treat her like *kitten*. She went out with a guy like that for 4-5 years, one and off of course!


    Awww....I dig the nice ones....wish there were like you out there1!!!
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
    Him: "I'm so happy that we're cooking dinner together & hanging here (his house) tonight, but I have to warn you, my ex is a little obsessive and has a problem with me dating again. She's come through the window before with a bat."

    I very nicely kissed him on the cheek, told him to lose my number and enjoy the food, I grabbed one of the bottles of wine, and left!

    And then put his number on direct to voice mail on my phone and blocked him on FB.


    ETA:
    Another one dumped me because he found out I'm a Giants fan...he was a Cowboys fan.
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
    Honestly, if my dog didn't like someone I would definitely have second thoughts.

    ^^^I'm never doubting my dog's instincts again when it comes to guys that I date!
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    the people are called ex's for a reason... grow some, and stand up to them .... the ones that fear their ex's, not you guys
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Wow I got some lame ones but yours are better (worst?)
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    In college, I dated a woman who entered the convent shortly after we stopped dating. I was the last guy she went out with. I've never figured out if this is good (I ruined it for all other men to follow, so she just stopped trying.) or bad (I just plain ruined it.). Whichever.

    Just call me Nun-maker.
  • aimee_md
    aimee_md Posts: 44
    "We cant be together anymore because you deserve better"

    What he meant was "im a selfish prick who couldnt give a **** about trying to make this work because id rather get ****ed up with my friends than spend time with you"

    We gave it another go, nothing changed. He was right, I did deserve better, I did the breaking up this time!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    In college, I dated a woman who entered the convent shortly after we stopped dating. I was the last guy she went out with. I've never figured out if this is good (I ruined it for all other men to follow, so she just stopped trying.) or bad (I just plain ruined it.). Whichever.

    Just call me Nun-maker.

    Its the weirdest thing. I have had similar experience. Have you seen the movie good luck chuck? I am apparently good luck chuck

    Most of the girls I have dated have gotten married within the next 6 months of me dating them or have atleast gotten engaged. My penis has magical bridal powers!! I should use that as a line...
  • Light_As_A_Feather
    Light_As_A_Feather Posts: 9 Member
    omg. These are GREAT! (Story-wise. Must SUCK actually going through it..)
  • harpercutie
    harpercutie Posts: 118 Member
    " i cant date you anymore because i love you too much"



    obviously not dip****
  • Shanzstar
    Shanzstar Posts: 197
    In college, I dated a woman who entered the convent shortly after we stopped dating. I was the last guy she went out with. I've never figured out if this is good (I ruined it for all other men to follow, so she just stopped trying.) or bad (I just plain ruined it.). Whichever.

    Just call me Nun-maker.

    Its the weirdest thing. I have had similar experience. Have you seen the movie good luck chuck? I am apparently good luck chuck

    Most of the girls I have dated have gotten married within the next 6 months of me dating them or have atleast gotten engaged. My penis has magical bridal powers!! I should use that as a line...
    I have a few single friends that would love to meet you... lol :wink: :smile:
  • cranford_s
    cranford_s Posts: 55 Member
    "I don't date girls who have older brothers..."
    W.....T.......F........

    My brother chased more than a few boys off. Particularly the one who looked at me and said, "See, he's not that scary" the first time they met. Oops.

    But, if my pittie doesn't like a guy, I'm gone. Luckily he likes my fiance well enough, haha. My other dog loves everyone, she's not a good judge :-P.

    Ahhh...and I'm very familiar with the opposite teams. An ex of mine was a Lakers fan- I, definitely, love the Celtics...I should've known from the start. As it is, B is from St. Louis and I am from Arlington, so last world series was tough for us.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    A guy I had been dating for a while told me he wanted to be a priest. He actually is a priest now.
    Crazy. I like to think of it as..after me there was only god. :blushing:
  • chantalb20
    chantalb20 Posts: 132
    "I can't date you anymore unless you dye your hair blonde"
    Me: 'the *kitten*!?'
    "I was told I'd marry a blonde girl.."

    Seriously.
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
    "I can't date you anymore unless you dye your hair blonde"
    Me: 'the *kitten*!?'
    "I was told I'd marry a blonde girl.."

    Seriously.

    By who? The $1.99/minute psychic?
  • NobleSpirit11
    NobleSpirit11 Posts: 24
    I can't date you anymore because you are a Cowboys fan. Seriously, he used to get mad because that's my favorite team. So, I was happy when he called it off, because clearly there was something wrong with him. I mean who doesn't love the Cowboys??:laugh:

    this guy has 100% sound rational and reasoning to refuse to date a cowboys fan. I totally get where he is coming from, and it's a very valid reason and not to be confused with an 'excuse'...

    I'm a Giants fan -- dating a Cowboys fan just means Sundays become more interesting.

    Seriously!?! Seriously!?! The Cowboys are America's team. This is their year! I can feel it. This really upset me and I might have to send you a nasty PM. :sad: WOW!!
  • chantalb20
    chantalb20 Posts: 132
    "I can't date you anymore unless you dye your hair blonde"
    Me: 'the *kitten*!?'
    "I was told I'd marry a blonde girl.."

    Seriously.

    By who? The $1.99/minute psychic?

    Haha it actually was a psychic!
  • Jesiena
    Jesiena Posts: 48 Member
    "We can't be in a relationship because I knocked up my lesbian friend one drunken night." Yeah. He was lovely.
  • focus4fitness
    focus4fitness Posts: 551 Member
    I had a guy tell me that I talk about sex too much. lol Oh well.:grumble:
  • TyFit08
    TyFit08 Posts: 799 Member
    A guy that I had been seeing a while long distance told me when I moved back, "I can't date you because you are too close."

    I guess he liked the distance.

    In High school a guy told me, "I can't date you because you dress to sexy and other guys look at you,"

    So he was attracted to me because of how I looked, but didn't want anyone else to look, that makes sense.

    One guy a dated posted something nasty about my cousin of FB, he didn't mention her by name but of course I knew who he was talking about, so I said, "I can't date you because you bad mouthed my family on facebook,"

    Yes FB can ruin relationships

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