I can't date you anymore because...

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  • Tapemymouthshutplease
    Tapemymouthshutplease Posts: 101
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    I actually never had a guy break up with me, I always was the dumper, not the dumpee, and the weirdest reason I ever dumped a guy was because he spit on his ex girlfriend in front of me! I figured if he would treat his ex like that he would treat me like that someday, so I got in my car, left him at the bar and didn't answer my phone anymore. Lol
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    The one threally stuck to me and hurt was: I can't date you because you're too fat. Maybe if you lost weight I might be interested, then he asked if I would have a one night stand. WTF?

    And the response I have given...

    "I can lose weight, but you'll always have a little ****." And because I'm southern, I added "Bless your heart." You know, to take the edge off... :devil:
  • Megabot
    Megabot Posts: 173 Member
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    Him: I can't date you because you aren't anti-abortion.
    Me: Well I didn't say I'd want do get one, if I did get pregnant... I am just not anti-abortion for several reasons.
    Him: It doesn't matter what the reasons are, you're not anti-abortion.

    That was a good one. Like, we're totally compatible, but... oh wait we're *clearly* not. *

    *edit* I should mention this was the end of the first date. Like, uh, what?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Best one told to me: I don't like you because you don't have a Scottish accent (I'm Indian...)

    Best one told by me: My parents back home have gotten me engaged to a nice Indian girl. I'm sorry, it wouldn't be fair ot my soon to be wife to continue seeing you
  • williamdeem
    williamdeem Posts: 2
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    :laugh:
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    I can't date you because you are too much of a guy...

    its true... I was dating a guy for almost 3 years and he broke up with me because I would rather go 4X4ing or work on cars than shopping at the mall..
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    I can't date you anymore because you're ugly.

    I was seriously told this by a guy. We went on the date and told me this as we were leaving dinner. He said the pic I had was photoshopped and couldn't believe it.

    What a d**che.

    Get this.....he went on to say he only dates 8's and above...I was a 4 so he made an exception.


    I just looked at your pics and I think you are cute! Not sure it means much coming from a girl...but I wanted to throw that out there!

    Well thank you darling!!!
  • lil_pulp
    lil_pulp Posts: 701 Member
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    "...you aren't the body type I'm looking for."
  • HLeAnn
    HLeAnn Posts: 261 Member
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    I can't date you anymore because you are a Cowboys fan. Seriously, he used to get mad because that's my favorite team. So, I was happy when he called it off, because clearly there was something wrong with him. I mean who doesn't love the Cowboys??:laugh:

    this guy has 100% sound rational and reasoning to refuse to date a cowboys fan. I totally get where he is coming from, and it's a very valid reason and not to be confused with an 'excuse'...

    LOL My bf and I like 2 different teams but luckily we make it through. They're both AFC North teams too (he likes the Bengals and I am a Steelers fan) so Sunday football days can get a little tense sometimes :) GO STEELERS!
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
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    I had one guy break up with me because he saw two cats fighting. He picked the orange one for me, and the black one for a girl he had a crush on. The orange one ran away first, and that was a sign to him that I would just leave him anyway. So he couldn't date me anymore. Fate had chosen the other girl.

    What?!!! I think you're better off not dating him!!

    I'd keep the cats!
  • Megs081211
    Megs081211 Posts: 150
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    Honestly, if my dog didn't like someone I would definitely have second thoughts.

    Um the lamest excuse I got was I can't date you because I want to do an internship at my church and I think it'll be too hard to date you.
    His internship was 3 days a week.

    Funny enought the guy I started dating after him was in the military and went off to Iraq and that didn't keep us from dating and we're still going strong.
  • bigalfantasy2004
    bigalfantasy2004 Posts: 176 Member
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  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
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    I had one guy that would always say to me, "It's a good think you're pretty" every time I said something he thought was stupid. Then one day he said, I've found someone else that is more on my intellectual level, so I can't see you anymore". I kneed him in the balls.
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
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    Actually mine's a reverse one:

    Him: Why have you torn up my life plan and ended our relationship?
    Me: Well I because found out that you've been sleeping with my supposed best friend for god knows how long. I've only found this out because now you're sleeping with someone else and she feels utterly betrayed.
    Him: But I want you back, you don't understand how difficult this is for me, I wake up in the night and there's someone in bed with me and it isn't you, I can't stand it.

    Bye, me old chum...
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I didn't make him a sandwich.

    But there's more to the story. I had my own house. He lived with his mom. He went home after work because she cooked for him, then went to a dance studio where he was training to be an instructor until maybe 10 or 11. After that, he would sometimes come to my house so he could smoke cigarettes and look at porn online. I was supposed to use my psychic powers to know if and when he was going to come over, so I could have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

    I know. I was a horrible girlfriend.
  • MPwife10
    MPwife10 Posts: 130 Member
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    I can't date you anymore because my EX wife said I couldn't.
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    I can't date you anymore because you are a Cowboys fan. Seriously, he used to get mad because that's my favorite team. So, I was happy when he called it off, because clearly there was something wrong with him. I mean who doesn't love the Cowboys??:laugh:

    this guy has 100% sound rational and reasoning to refuse to date a cowboys fan. I totally get where he is coming from, and it's a very valid reason and not to be confused with an 'excuse'...

    I have to agree with this. I would never date a Cowboys fan. I have a hard enough time being friends with them.

    GO TEXANS!
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
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    In high school it was because i was too fat and ugly and wouldn't give up my virginity and wasn't rich.
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
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    I had one guy that would always say to me, "It's a good think you're pretty" every time I said something he thought was stupid. Then one day he said, I've found someone else that is more on my intellectual level, so I can't see you anymore". I kneed him in the balls.

    Wow, he found someone who is an intellectual level of a three? You are by far smarter than he :D
  • marycmeadows
    marycmeadows Posts: 1,691 Member
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    Hey, if my pet didn't like someone I wouldn't keep dating them. period. animals recognize douche bags, etc. it's true.

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