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Seriously... Fix me a sammich.

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
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Thanks to Cory, curse words have been edited :)
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  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    BOOM!!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    *sigh* I apologize. This will likely get ganked for language. I don't think of such things. But it's funny :blushing:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Bwahaha!
  • DangerSass
    DangerSass Posts: 124 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DrMAvDPhD
    DrMAvDPhD Posts: 2,097 Member
    Except I'm not good at making sandwiches. My husband is a much better cook than me, all around. And he thinks I use too much peanutbutter and not enough lunch meat on sandwiches.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    *sigh* I apologize. This will likely get ganked for language. I don't think of such things. But it's funny :blushing:

    You should have put it up in the 'Banned' group thread.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    But...I am better at fixing the car than my husband, and he is better at making sandwiches....
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Except I'm not good at making sandwiches. My husband is a much better cook than me, all around. And he thinks I use too much peanutbutter and not enough lunch meat on sandwiches.

    You need more practice.
  • Notorious_T
    Notorious_T Posts: 384
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    lol marry me?? jk
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You bring all the boys to the yard??


    wait....


    scratch that.
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
    My male friends are extremely sexist, and I find I hilarious. I make a damn good sammich too :laugh:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    What if I told you I ate the sandwich while you fixed my car?

    Superhero-backhand-slap.gif
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    But...I am better at fixing the car than my husband, and he is better at making sandwiches....

    One of many reasons why I love you.
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You get vajay. You don't have one of those, so it's a good trade.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Would you like turkey, avocado and mustard on that?
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    Yep, I'd rather make your sandwich then crawl on hot concrete to change the oil.
    Feminist can call me out, but I like smellin' pretty and only sweating when I want to. :wink:
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    hilarious!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife
    Bwhahahahaha! Wait what wife fixes a car? I want to meet her.
  • tbellamy1
    tbellamy1 Posts: 353
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Twilightsunflower
    Twilightsunflower Posts: 324 Member
    that is awesome thank you OP
  • _Ivian
    _Ivian Posts: 198
    All a girl needs to ask when fixing a sandwich for her man, is what kind of toast to use! :laugh:
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    I don't get bent out of shape. I get my *kitten* up and make him a sammich. It's mah job. :-)

    p.s. I also fix my own ****. I'm like the best of both worlds.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife

    i already have pics of me in a crown and a tiara. hm.
  • Renae_Nae
    Renae_Nae Posts: 935 Member
    I fix the car, Panara's makes the sammies!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I'm REALLY good at making sammichs. Fried cod po'boys. Quizno style broiled sammiches. This Saturday, I'm making chicken parmesan sammiches.

    Husband is a very happy man...
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Well I can change my own oil and do some basic car maintenance, and make a kick butt sammich (bacon always has to be on or in the sammich and pick the right mustard!)
  • Raezor1207
    Raezor1207 Posts: 80 Member
    Love It! :laugh:
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I'm REALLY good at making sammichs. Fried cod po'boys. Quizno style broiled sammiches. This Saturday, I'm making chicken parmesan sammiches.

    Husband is a very happy man...

    No guests for this glorious occasion?
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