Seriously... Fix me a sammich.
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YOU GUYS, seriously, all morning with the sandwich posts. And now I want a sandwich more than Bowser wants the Princess.
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bread, ham, two kinds cheese.
girlfriend makes best, it's bee's knees.
sammich, sammich, mm.0 -
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I am so willing to make sammiches for someone who is willing to mow the lawn or fix my car. And then we'll have the s.e.x. Ah, if only.....
Right!? I have to pay someone to fix my shiz right now. Sammiches are cheaper.0 -
By this logic, I really think my husband needs to make me dinner way more often. I not only fix his computer, I built it, and if he knows anything about fixing either of our vehicles, I've yet to hear about it. I figure it out or take it to the shop myself.0
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Why does she keep coming back? I'm thinking to myself... "no you dumb *****, he's just going to smack you again"
>__< I need to show that to my coworker who keeps going back to her abusive crackhead baby daddy...0 -
Epic post OP. I can't wait to see the responses. I do it all at home. My wife helps as well. I'm blessed to say that she says she gets into shape for me.What if I told you I ate the sandwich while you fixed my car?
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what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?
You'll make someone an excellent wife
Hi! I'm a car-fixing wife. My husband thinks it's hot. ;-)0 -
YOU GUYS, seriously, all morning with the sandwich posts. And now I want a sandwich more than Bowser wants the Princess.
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Thank you Aurora! But our sammich is in another castle!0 -
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I just had a really good sammich. :-)0
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What ever happened to "would you please" before the "fix my sh**"?
I make a mean *kitten* sandwich, but I deal with my own stuff. I'd rather get it done than wait. Self sufficiency is underrated.
But my B/F gets smooches when he does what I ask him, so he doesn't seem to mind.0 -
what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?
You'll make someone an excellent wife0 -
I am with you, OP. I will make sammichs all day long so long as someone else does the car stuff.
So go wash my car!0 -
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Jimmy Johns is only $1 today in Kansas!! BAM!!!0
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I'm better at fixing all three of those, in either of my relationships.
And I do them all without complaint, and with a large amount of pride.0 -
I am so willing to make sammiches for someone who is willing to mow the lawn or fix my car. And then we'll have the s.e.x. Ah, if only.....
How big is your lawn?0 -
I wish someone would fix me a sammich.0
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