Seriously... Fix me a sammich.

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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    God, at last, a man with the cojones, to say this.

    However, if your girlfriend sees this, the cojones may disappear, hahaha

    I'm actually a vagina toting woman that prefers to date those with wang. But I understand there would be no way for you to know this :)

    Your profile says you are a female.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I am so willing to make sammiches for someone who is willing to mow the lawn or fix my car. And then we'll have the s.e.x. Ah, if only.....

    Right!? I have to pay someone to fix my shiz right now. Sammiches are cheaper.

    I will gladly checkout your engine and even fix you a sammich. Then maybe I can look at your car too
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    How inept do you have to be to not be good at making sandwiches? It's one of the simplest recipes and even children make them.

    Are there any men here who have accidentally removed a finger or arm whilst cutting a round into halves; or blown their kitchen up by accidentally using nitroglycerin as a filling instead of Smukers; or burnt themselves taken one out of the oven? Thought not

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    How inept do you have to be to not be good at making sandwiches? It's one of the simplest recipes and even children make them.

    Are there any men here who have accidentally removed a finger or arm whilst cutting a round into halves; or blown their kitchen up by accidentally using nitroglycerin as a filling instead of Smukers; or burnt themselves taken one out of the oven? Thought not

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    It'll all be OK. *pats head*
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife
    that was a guy...

    *sigh* and that bold part was humor :tongue:
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
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    (For the record... I make damn good sandwiches!)
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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    AHMnomNOmnOMNOMNomonomnoMNOM!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    (For the record... I make damn good sandwiches!)

    skimpy

    Needs more sandwich.
  • Waterbottlefiller
    Waterbottlefiller Posts: 21
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    Make it a bacon one please.
  • AmyW4225
    AmyW4225 Posts: 302 Member
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    :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Why does she keep coming back? I'm thinking to myself... "no you dumb *****, he's just going to smack you again"

    >__< I need to show that to my coworker who keeps going back to her abusive crackhead baby daddy...

    Yeah... actually, now I'm all sad and stuff.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    what happens if i fix cars, computers, *and* sandwiches?

    You'll make someone an excellent wife
    that was a guy...

    your point? what, are you saying i wouldn't make a good wife?

    i'm too good for you anyway. hmpfh. :angry:
  • twistofcain
    twistofcain Posts: 190
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    Except I'm not good at making sandwiches. My husband is a much better cook than me, all around. And he thinks I use too much peanutbutter and not enough lunch meat on sandwiches.


    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PEANUT BUTTER OR LUNCH MEAT!!#$!@R!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Why does she keep coming back? I'm thinking to myself... "no you dumb *****, he's just going to smack you again"

    >__< I need to show that to my coworker who keeps going back to her abusive crackhead baby daddy...

    Yeah... actually, now I'm all sad and stuff.

    Yeah... I hear ya *LOL*
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    How inept do you have to be to not be good at making sandwiches? It's one of the simplest recipes and even children make them.

    Are there any men here who have accidentally removed a finger or arm whilst cutting a round into halves; or blown their kitchen up by accidentally using nitroglycerin as a filling instead of Smukers; or burnt themselves taken one out of the oven? Thought not
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  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,289 Member
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    Oh. Mah. Gawddamn. Some funny shiznit here...

    FWIW, I fix ALL THE MEALS because he's good at fixing stuff.
  • happypath101
    happypath101 Posts: 534
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    This is EXACTLY why I work my butt off, own my own home, and am VERY careful about who I share my life with. I would rather fix my car myself or pay for someone to do it, then feel that having my man do me a favour means that he can snap his fingers at me and I'll run and get him what he wants.

    On the other hand, be good to me, and I will great you at the door with a kiss and your favourite beer.

    Wouldn't you rather have the latter?
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
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    BOOM!!!

    Lol! :laugh:
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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    When my girlfriend says "Fix my car" I don't think it's sexist.

    Why does you girlfriend need a car? She can't drive in the kitchen.

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