creepy friend requests

Capt_Apollo
Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
bring them on.
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  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    I am sooo not creative enough to play.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    you mean send them too you? like, oh baby, that unitard turns me on?
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    "I was going to read your profile, but i was too busy imagining wearing your skin. Do you use Dove?"
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!

    Tried to find it, but apparently MFP deletes your emails after some time. The best part was something like, "I'm sure you're already flicking the bean to my photos..." He was quite obnoxious but it was still hilarious.
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!

    Tried to find it, but apparently MFP deletes your emails after some time. The best part was something like, "I'm sure you're already flicking the bean to my photos..." He was quite obnoxious but it was still hilarious.

    And yet you still denied me.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!

    Tried to find it, but apparently MFP deletes your emails after some time. The best part was something like, "I'm sure you're already flicking the bean to my photos..." He was quite obnoxious but it was still hilarious.

    :laugh: :laugh:
    Did you accept?
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!

    Tried to find it, but apparently MFP deletes your emails after some time. The best part was something like, "I'm sure you're already flicking the bean to my photos..." He was quite obnoxious but it was still hilarious.

    :laugh: :laugh:
    Did you accept?

    Bahaa, no. No I did not.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!

    Tried to find it, but apparently MFP deletes your emails after some time. The best part was something like, "I'm sure you're already flicking the bean to my photos..." He was quite obnoxious but it was still hilarious.

    Bahaha... I still laugh at that...

    I don't get any creepy friend requests... thankfully... I think...
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!

    Tried to find it, but apparently MFP deletes your emails after some time. The best part was something like, "I'm sure you're already flicking the bean to my photos..." He was quite obnoxious but it was still hilarious.

    :laugh: :laugh:
    Did you accept?

    Bahaa, no. No I did not.

    Noted.
    That line will not work.
  • _hi_hat3r_
    _hi_hat3r_ Posts: 423 Member
    you mean send them too you? like, oh baby, that unitard turns me on?

    lol
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    I love my creepy friends :drinker:
  • deesaf
    deesaf Posts: 46
    Someone told me he would be my friend on here, but I shouldnt get offended if he isn't active on my wall because his wife gets angry if he is friends with pretty ladies on here.
    I told him to save us both the drama and not be friends
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  • tbt2679
    tbt2679 Posts: 15 Member
    Someone told me he would be my friend on here, but I shouldnt get offended if he isn't active on my wall because his wife gets angry if he is friends with pretty ladies on here.
    I told him to save us both the drama and not be friends

    lol
  • MtnKat
    MtnKat Posts: 714
    Or maybe send you something like "Oh, hey, whatcha got under that number?"

    I've never gotten a creepy friend request :sad: I've only given them...:devil:
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    "Hello pretty! Your profile pictures attracted me , and she gave me want to get to knowelge with u
    before i added u sorry for inconvenience"


    Bahahahahaha wtf!
  • WILSONBA
    WILSONBA Posts: 197
    i've had a few men that have "came on to me" saying sexual things to me. if they say it right off the bat i don't add them, if they email me something creepy ( especially if they are married) i yell at them and call them jerks and delete them.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    As long as you do not mind a picture of my Ding Dong!!!
  • sunnymel126
    sunnymel126 Posts: 359 Member
    ...
  • MtnKat
    MtnKat Posts: 714
    As long as you do not mind a picture of my Ding Dong!!!

    Tease.

    I love those chocolate covered creamy filled goodness!
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,412 Member
    great chuckles this morning.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    "Do you have any idea how many times I've rubbed one out while imagining that tongue?"

    Seriously.
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    For some reason on boobie Friday I tend to be very "inspiring"
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Sent one. :P I'd rather not post it out in the open, but much love from your 'creepy cousin' ;)
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
    "Do you have any idea how many times I've rubbed one out while imagining that tongue?"

    Seriously.






    ahhahaahha Wow
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    I usually say I've been looking at your page every day and need you to add me so we can hook up and be together forever ..... always works.. always
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!

    Tried to find it, but apparently MFP deletes your emails after some time. The best part was something like, "I'm sure you're already flicking the bean to my photos..." He was quite obnoxious but it was still hilarious.

    OMG...I've never heard of the phrase "flicking the bean". I'm learning new things daily on this site. ;)
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    I'm disappointed...no creepy friend requests here.