creepy friend requests

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  • sunnymel126
    sunnymel126 Posts: 359 Member
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  • MtnKat
    MtnKat Posts: 714
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    As long as you do not mind a picture of my Ding Dong!!!

    Tease.

    I love those chocolate covered creamy filled goodness!
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,411 Member
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    great chuckles this morning.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    "Do you have any idea how many times I've rubbed one out while imagining that tongue?"

    Seriously.
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 588 Member
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    For some reason on boobie Friday I tend to be very "inspiring"
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    Sent one. :P I'd rather not post it out in the open, but much love from your 'creepy cousin' ;)
  • Skeels
    Skeels Posts: 929 Member
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    "Do you have any idea how many times I've rubbed one out while imagining that tongue?"

    Seriously.






    ahhahaahha Wow
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    I usually say I've been looking at your page every day and need you to add me so we can hook up and be together forever ..... always works.. always
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 477 Member
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    I would, but I got a warning the last time I posted the very creepy request I got.

    I wanna hear it!

    Tried to find it, but apparently MFP deletes your emails after some time. The best part was something like, "I'm sure you're already flicking the bean to my photos..." He was quite obnoxious but it was still hilarious.

    OMG...I've never heard of the phrase "flicking the bean". I'm learning new things daily on this site. ;)
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,427 Member
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    I'm disappointed...no creepy friend requests here.
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
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    As long as you do not mind a picture of my Ding Dong!!!

    You mean this one? Oops - is this out of line?
    box_dingdongs.jpg
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,427 Member
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    As long as you do not mind a picture of my Ding Dong!!!

    You mean this one? Oops - is this out of line?
    box_dingdongs.jpg

    GREAT...now I want chocolate! LOL
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
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    you mean send them too you? like, oh baby, that unitard turns me on?

    I was gonna open a leotard/unitard resale shop.

    Any thoughts as to what to call it?
  • squishycow7
    squishycow7 Posts: 820 Member
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    "I was going to read your profile, but i was too busy imagining wearing your skin. Do you use Dove?"


    winner
  • ywolfie
    ywolfie Posts: 76 Member
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    :tongue:
  • ywolfie
    ywolfie Posts: 76 Member
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    you mean send them too you? like, oh baby, that unitard turns me on?

    I was gonna open a leotard/unitard resale shop.

    Any thoughts as to what to call it?


    Banana Hammocks!
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
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    I had a guy message me to tell me how beautiful I was and that when he's lonely, he closes his eyes and thinks of me or looks at my pictures and it makes him feel warm and happy again.... I was a little creeped out by that one....
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
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    I had a guy message me to tell me how beautiful I was and that when he's lonely, he closes his eyes and thinks of me or looks at my pictures and it makes him feel warm and happy again.... I was a little creeped out by that one....

    Gosh, that's prbly the LEAST creepy of the creepy messages you could get. It's almost sweet!
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
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    I had a guy message me to tell me how beautiful I was and that when he's lonely, he closes his eyes and thinks of me or looks at my pictures and it makes him feel warm and happy again.... I was a little creeped out by that one....

    Gosh, that's prbly the LEAST creepy of the creepy messages you could get. It's almost sweet!

    Almost sweet... I was flattered at first... three more increasingly sexual messages later... the sweet was gone
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
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    Almost sweet... I was flattered at first... three more increasingly sexual messages later... the sweet was gone

    LOL.

    Okay, you win.

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