Things I learned from mfp today:

WifeNMama
WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
in Chit-Chat
1. Friend request messages are a first amendment issue and should be taken Very Seriously. (Thank Heavens I'm Canadian, we have no amendments, just poutine and maple syrup)

2. Women lose their boobs when they lose weight... except for when they don't.

3. Loose and lose live on interchangeably, and just as stubbornly as the constant battle against them.

Anything I missed?
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  • AABru
    AABru Posts: 610 Member
    Men can banter easily with women but not with other men. Especially when one or both said men believe they are excessively humorous and awesome.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Banter is too close to flirting for said men to be comfortable with banter between them.
  • TxAlpha
    TxAlpha Posts: 173 Member
    This was entertaining....
  • TxAlpha
    TxAlpha Posts: 173 Member
    Damn I just BANTERED....
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    It's ok, I'm a girl.
  • LivetoRun07
    LivetoRun07 Posts: 183 Member
    Someone posts a topic...

    They say they want your opinion on something...

    You state your opinion...

    They attack you because of your opinion...

    What is with that? That's like when someone asks "oh, does this match?" And you tell them no, and they shrug, and wear it anyway! If you don't really want my opinion then don't ask! It's that simple!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Oh also, the difference between bulky and muscular, which doesn't make a bit of difference to the girls who don't want to have muscle definition, they just want to be thin.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Someone posts a topic...

    They say they want your opinion on something...

    You state your opinion...

    They attack you because of your opinion...

    What is with that? That's like when someone asks "oh, does this match?" And you tell them no, and they shrug, and wear it anyway! If you don't really want my opinion then don't ask! It's that simple!

    I hate that you posted this in my topic!!! I banish thee!!! :tongue:
  • LivetoRun07
    LivetoRun07 Posts: 183 Member
    Someone posts a topic...

    They say they want your opinion on something...

    You state your opinion...

    They attack you because of your opinion...

    What is with that? That's like when someone asks "oh, does this match?" And you tell them no, and they shrug, and wear it anyway! If you don't really want my opinion then don't ask! It's that simple!

    I hate that you posted this in my topic!!! I banish thee!!! :tongue:

    Lol! Exactly.
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
    Mmmmm poutine!

    GO HABS
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    If you have a Y-chromosome, you cannot participate in Vio Friday
  • LaneyRZ
    LaneyRZ Posts: 22 Member
    You always, always, ALWAYS eat back your exercise calories. Except when you don't.
  • SeanNJ
    SeanNJ Posts: 153 Member
    I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.

    Well if they're dead anyway...
  • SeanNJ
    SeanNJ Posts: 153 Member
    I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.

    Well if they're dead anyway...

    I don't think that would've figured into it at all.
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    I learned that I am scorned upon.... when I have booby friday pics.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.

    Well if they're dead anyway...

    I don't think that would've figured into it at all.
    :noway:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I've learned that if there is a zombie apocolypse, I'm toast! :sad:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Men can banter easily with women but not with other men. Especially when one or both said men believe they are excessively humorous and awesome.

    Don't forget that women can banter with other women and it's perfectly acceptable.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    You can get protein powder at WalMart.

    But don't chat up the women.
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Men can banter easily with women but not with other men. Especially when one or both said men believe they are excessively humorous and awesome.

    Don't forget that women can banter with other women and it's perfectly acceptable.

    Hey there hot stuff! ..... crap did it again!:tongue:
  • teeley
    teeley Posts: 477 Member
    I now know EVERYONES cats names...and lost an hour of my life doing so
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    you're not allowed to wear tank tops in pictures. :grumble:
  • pupcamper
    pupcamper Posts: 410 Member
    Don't drink water your body doesn't need it, it will only make you feel bloated if you manage to force down 8 glasses in one day!
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    I now know EVERYONES cats names...and lost an hour of my life doing so

    :laugh:
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    My friends are good writers...and have vivid imaginations when it comes to vio friday.
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    I learned Sundays are the day to waste time, post your cat's name AND to eat or not eat back your exercise calories.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    I learned that some people hate Boobie Friday.
  • Charliebarleymo
    Charliebarleymo Posts: 97
    I have learnt that :



    Muscle weighs more than fat, except when it doesn't.

    Toning is a myth.

    You can't eat too many calories, or too few.

    Everything on the internet is true, except when it is a lie.
  • Misslisat
    Misslisat Posts: 203 Member
    I just don't know where I'm going wrong. I'm exercising like crazy (i.e. I might take the steps instead of the elevator to the second floor), I'm watching what I eat (chicken is good for you, especially KFC chicken), I cut out all my junk foods (this ice cream says sugar free, so I can eat half the container and not worry). What am I doing wrong here??

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