Things I learned from mfp today:
1. Friend request messages are a first amendment issue and should be taken Very Seriously. (Thank Heavens I'm Canadian, we have no amendments, just poutine and maple syrup)
2. Women lose their boobs when they lose weight... except for when they don't.
3. Loose and lose live on interchangeably, and just as stubbornly as the constant battle against them.
Anything I missed?
2. Women lose their boobs when they lose weight... except for when they don't.
3. Loose and lose live on interchangeably, and just as stubbornly as the constant battle against them.
Anything I missed?
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Men can banter easily with women but not with other men. Especially when one or both said men believe they are excessively humorous and awesome.0
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Banter is too close to flirting for said men to be comfortable with banter between them.0
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This was entertaining....0
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Damn I just BANTERED....0
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It's ok, I'm a girl.0
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Someone posts a topic...
They say they want your opinion on something...
You state your opinion...
They attack you because of your opinion...
What is with that? That's like when someone asks "oh, does this match?" And you tell them no, and they shrug, and wear it anyway! If you don't really want my opinion then don't ask! It's that simple!0 -
Oh also, the difference between bulky and muscular, which doesn't make a bit of difference to the girls who don't want to have muscle definition, they just want to be thin.0
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Someone posts a topic...
They say they want your opinion on something...
You state your opinion...
They attack you because of your opinion...
What is with that? That's like when someone asks "oh, does this match?" And you tell them no, and they shrug, and wear it anyway! If you don't really want my opinion then don't ask! It's that simple!
I hate that you posted this in my topic!!! I banish thee!!!0 -
Someone posts a topic...
They say they want your opinion on something...
You state your opinion...
They attack you because of your opinion...
What is with that? That's like when someone asks "oh, does this match?" And you tell them no, and they shrug, and wear it anyway! If you don't really want my opinion then don't ask! It's that simple!
I hate that you posted this in my topic!!! I banish thee!!!
Lol! Exactly.0 -
Mmmmm poutine!
GO HABS0 -
If you have a Y-chromosome, you cannot participate in Vio Friday0
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You always, always, ALWAYS eat back your exercise calories. Except when you don't.0
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I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.0
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I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.
Well if they're dead anyway...0 -
I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.
Well if they're dead anyway...
I don't think that would've figured into it at all.0 -
I learned that I am scorned upon.... when I have booby friday pics.0
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I learned that if all of MFP were stranded in a plane crash in the Andes, the omnivores would probably eat the vegetarians.
Well if they're dead anyway...
I don't think that would've figured into it at all.0 -
I've learned that if there is a zombie apocolypse, I'm toast! :sad:0
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Men can banter easily with women but not with other men. Especially when one or both said men believe they are excessively humorous and awesome.
Don't forget that women can banter with other women and it's perfectly acceptable.0 -
You can get protein powder at WalMart.
But don't chat up the women.0
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