Please guys don't try to pick up woman at Walmart (:
Healthymom207
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True event that just occurred.
I went to Walmart to pick up a few groceries, I was in the aisle with protein powders and such. I needed some more whey protein and had a container in one hand and was reading the label off some other muscle building powder in the other hand. A guy walks up next to me....(I did not have my wedding ring on because I had been doing yard work today and forgot to put it back on.)
Guy: "Hey, you lift?"
Me: "Yeah, I lift."
Guy: Hmm, sooo what do you lift?"
Me: "I lift a 2 1/2 year old....what do you lift?"
That was it for him, scared him off....laughed my *kitten* off. Don't try to pick woman up in Walmart people...please! :laugh:
I went to Walmart to pick up a few groceries, I was in the aisle with protein powders and such. I needed some more whey protein and had a container in one hand and was reading the label off some other muscle building powder in the other hand. A guy walks up next to me....(I did not have my wedding ring on because I had been doing yard work today and forgot to put it back on.)
Guy: "Hey, you lift?"
Me: "Yeah, I lift."
Guy: Hmm, sooo what do you lift?"
Me: "I lift a 2 1/2 year old....what do you lift?"
That was it for him, scared him off....laughed my *kitten* off. Don't try to pick woman up in Walmart people...please! :laugh:
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LOL that is hilarious!0
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Hah. That is pretty funny.
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Lol - did he have that "deer in the headlights" look?0
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love it! i had a man try to pick me up in walmart a few weeks ago.. asking my opinion on juice? could not excape him.. every isle.. there he was..
even leaving... he was near my car..0 -
True event that just occurred.
I went to Walmart to pick up a few groceries, I was in the aisle with protein powders and such. I needed some more whey protein and had a container in one hand and was reading the label off some other muscle building powder in the other hand. A guy walks up next to me....(I did not have my wedding ring on because I had been doing yard work today and forgot to put it back on.)
Guy: "Hey, you lift?"
Me: "Yeah, I lift."
Guy: Hmm, sooo what do you lift?"
Me: "I lift a 2 1/2 year old....what do you lift?"
That was it for him, scared him off....laughed my *kitten* off. Don't try to pick woman up in Walmart people...please! :laugh:
While I agree with the spirit of your message (wal mart is CREEPY)...I must respectfully ask...umm, have you SEEN you??
A 2 1/2yr old wouldn't have been enough to scare ME off lol. A hot mom that lifts is pretty much like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. 0 -
I love it!
And for single moms, this is a great way to weed out the dirt bags who aren't "into kids".
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That's Hilarious 0
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love it! i had a man try to pick me up in walmart a few weeks ago.. asking my opinion on juice? could not excape him.. every isle.. there he was..
even leaving... he was near my car..
Hopefully he didn't follow you home!!0 -
Oh....... that's freaking hilarious!
Seriously!!!!!!0 -
True event that just occurred.
I went to Walmart to pick up a few groceries, I was in the aisle with protein powders and such. I needed some more whey protein and had a container in one hand and was reading the label off some other muscle building powder in the other hand. A guy walks up next to me....(I did not have my wedding ring on because I had been doing yard work today and forgot to put it back on.)
Guy: "Hey, you lift?"
Me: "Yeah, I lift."
Guy: Hmm, sooo what do you lift?"
Me: "I lift a 2 1/2 year old....what do you lift?"
That was it for him, scared him off....laughed my *kitten* off. Don't try to pick woman up in Walmart people...please! :laugh:
I love quick witt!!!0 -
Not everyone who doesn't want kids is a dirtbag, sweetie.I love it!
And for single moms, this is a great way to weed out the dirt bags who aren't "into kids".0 -
I dont get dudes. I know dudes will go to the most random places in hopes to pick up a chick. Im sorry but if a chick is buying a pregnancy test or tampons then she might not be in the mood for a good railing by some dude in Walmart.0
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Walmart has protein powder?0
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I love it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Walmart has protein powder?
Haven't you heard...Wal-Mart has "everything" :laugh: :bigsmile:0 -
I'd be careful about clicking the link... My virus software alerted me that when I clicked on this website an attempt to attack my computer was blocked...0 -
maybe i'm missing something but whats wrong with a guy showing interest here?0
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I LOLed at this!
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I'd be careful about clicking the link... My virus software alerted me that when I clicked on this website an attempt to attack my computer was blocked...
Most likely a false positive. I'm not seeing anything malicious about the site.0 -
Frikin hysterical! Thanks for sharing.0
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Walmart has protein powder?
Yep. they've got a few different kinds. If you go to walmart(dot)com and search for whey protein, you'll see 'em 0 -
maybe i'm missing something but whats wrong with a guy showing interest here?
That's what I'm wondering too? Other than doing it in Walmart, what's the big deal? Guys got some confidence to walk up to an extremely attractive woman and start chatting her up. No kid with you...no ring on.....0 -
What I love about this site is that after looking at it, I feel HOT and sexy. I look a lot better than them. (Cause I can dress, get a haircut and wash myself! And I eat mostly healthy!)0 -
True event that just occurred.
I went to Walmart to pick up a few groceries, I was in the aisle with protein powders and such. I needed some more whey protein and had a container in one hand and was reading the label off some other muscle building powder in the other hand. A guy walks up next to me....(I did not have my wedding ring on because I had been doing yard work today and forgot to put it back on.)
Guy: "Hey, you lift?"
Me: "Yeah, I lift."
Guy: Hmm, sooo what do you lift?"
Me: "I lift a 2 1/2 year old....what do you lift?"
That was it for him, scared him off....laughed my *kitten* off. Don't try to pick woman up in Walmart people...please! :laugh:
i probably would have replied that i lift a 6 and 4 year old, but i probably wouldnt be trying to pick up on anyone in walmart0 -
love it! i had a man try to pick me up in walmart a few weeks ago.. asking my opinion on juice? could not excape him.. every isle.. there he was..
even leaving... he was near my car..
excape? what's wrong with your old cape, did you find another cape you liked better?
you should wear your excape while you aks a question about expresso. that's what I'd do.0 -
What I love about this site is that after looking at it, I feel HOT and sexy. I look a lot better than them. (Cause I can dress, get a haircut and wash myself! And I eat mostly healthy!)
What i love about this site is that there is a link to http://girlsinyogapants.com/ right at the top.0 -
Not sure why but this made me a bit sad. I don't think there is anything wrong with meeting people at markets (even walmart though I haven't been to a walmart in a looooong time)
And I specially don't see why you would think that all men would automatically think single mothers are like radiation filled objects.0 -
love it! i had a man try to pick me up in walmart a few weeks ago.. asking my opinion on juice? could not excape him.. every isle.. there he was..
even leaving... he was near my car..
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