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    I haven't gotten hit on at walmart in a while, but I found an old livejournal post where I was at walmart and some random kid came up to me and asked me if I celebrated Halloween, then started yelling at me that halloween was the devil.

    I told him I invented electricity, walked off, and started shopping at Target
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    Must hang in protein powder section of wal-mart.
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    It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'
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    It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'

    so bars, clubs and concerts are the only places to look for a date? you shouldn't limit yourself like that.
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    BRILLIANT! I wish I was that quick at comebacks! :)
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    It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'

    Really? So the fact that I wouldn't touch a girl I met at a bar, club, or concert with YOUR hands...has no relevance?

    I'd much rather meet an attractive woman at a grocery store...than at a bar.
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    I dont get dudes. I know dudes will go to the most random places in hopes to pick up a chick. Im sorry but if a chick is buying a pregnancy test or tampons then she might not be in the mood for a good railing by some dude in Walmart.
    ...but buying condoms! GAME ON!
  • Posts: 156 Member
    The people of walmart site is hilariously gross, but has anyone seen the People of Walmat song on You Tube? Even more hilarious!!!
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    Really? So the fact that I wouldn't touch a girl I met at a bar, club, or concert with YOUR hands...has no relevance?

    I'd much rather meet an attractive woman at a grocery store...than at a bar.


    Yeah, but Walmart????
  • Posts: 1,177 Member
    there has to be a connection between not having DirecTV and picking up women at Walmart....there has to be lol
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    Really? So the fact that I wouldn't touch a girl I met at a bar, club, or concert with YOUR hands...has no relevance?

    I'd much rather meet an attractive woman at a grocery store...than at a bar.
    Guys are just supposed to know WHEN it is appropriate. They should never try and see if they have something in common. Don't hit on me at the gym...nope not the grocery store...I am at the library to READ...
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    Yeah, but Walmart????
    I like muffins
  • Posts: 1,809 Member
    I don't see an issue with him approaching you. You weren't wearing a wedding band, and therefore appeared to be single. His approach was friendly. For all you know he honestly wanted to talk about lifting.
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    Once when I was paying for some stuff at Target (and I was with my MOM) some loser in a button down shirt and fedora drenched in cologne circled me and whistled.

    I immediately siezed the oppertunity and broke out one of my favorite quotes from Clueless (slightly paraphrased I admit)

    "What's with you guy? You think the death of Sammy Davis jr left an opening in the rat pack?"
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    I would've understood if you had the kid with you, then it would be a creepy.
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    I'd be careful about clicking the link... My virus software alerted me that when I clicked on this website an attempt to attack my computer was blocked...
    It was worth the hack risk.
    Seriously, this was a museum of societal decay.
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    Holy f bomb. that song has been stuck in my head for 2 days!
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    It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'

    Yes, because a bar is a much better place to meet a quality guy....and quite possibly pick up some quality STD's.
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    Yeah, but Walmart????

    It's a store. True that the possibilities of him having crazy eye are a bit higher, but ya know wha? The fact that he has the opportunity to try to pick you up in Walmart means YOU'RE IN WALMART TOO! So sorry to break it to you sister, but you're not in a place to look down on him based on where he shops.
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    I've been in the local ( 25 miles away ) Wal-mart with my 2 boys, and have been checked for a wedding ring lots of times!
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    Don't pick up women at Wal-Mart.... hmmm.... I think I can manage...
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    My sister's ex-fiance told us once that he used to go to pick girls up at Wal Mart all the time. I'm pretty sure my sister didn't meet him there ...

    That said, the town I'm from is that kind of place. Guys go pretty much anywhere to pick up on girls, most notably Wal Mart and the two "clubs" in town. Lots and lots of meeting over Facebook, as well.

    I don't think there's any problem with picking up on someone at Wal Mart; I flirt with girls at the store frequently but I can't possibly fathom actually trying to pick a girl up. I don't know how I would go about it. I can't really say "Hey, wanna go check out my book/vhs collection?" (man, those lines actually work at a bar in some places) or something asinine ... haha.
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    lol i love it thanks for the advice and the laugh...
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    Maybe he was genuinely interested in the lifting, or just surprised that he found a woman who lifts. Maybe he just wanted some advice, but then you scared him away with your response, when he realized you thought he was hitting on you and he was embarrassed. Some people just like to chat in the store, like me. :-P
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    I would honestly love if a guy tried to pick me up like this lol nothing wrong with some fitness bonding :) except just not at Walmart...
  • Posts: 764 Member
    lol first nothing creepy bout simply someone talking to you, second you can meet your mate anywhere- and I mean anywhere. Third, I work at a walmart- now Im overnight so dont get to see the full barrage of lunatics but still see lots of various folks. People ranging from high intelligence to I can't believe he or she can tie their shoes. Forth he took the fact you had a kid as you were prolly taken. What you want out of life is what you put in. I dont sleep around so I let folks know that right from the getgo- if he sticks around and we have alot in common I consider him.
    I find nothing wrong with his approach, his location or his exit but he should have atleast said well have a good day on leaving
    ttfn
    Kimmy
  • Posts: 194 Member
    i would have said "i lift dead bodies, and drag them into lakes" that would have scared him off for sure!
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    But it is Walmart you can seriously pick anything up there. From under ware to steaks and even love!!!




    I highly dislike Walmart...... *sigh*
  • Posts: 249
    I frequently shop at Target. Please men, don't hestitate to pick me up, carry me out the door & throw me in the bed of your truck.
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    I frequently shop at Target. Please men, don't hestitate to pick me up, carry me out the door & throw me in the bed or your truck.

    I guess you are the the bull's eye at Target. :-)
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