LOOSE 10LBS IN A WEEK

beachlover317

Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???

Donate an organ

What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer

Surgery? Eh, not so keen on that. Seems like there might be some down time. If I'm going to lose 10 pounds all at once, I need to be able to get out and show off a little. The moon sounds okay, but I'm afraid Newt G. might already be there and that's def. a buzz kill!

BeautyFromPain

pass the popcorn please

Wonderob

Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???

Right my final offering is for the well-read only

You adopt the 'method acting' style and play Antonio in Merchant of Venice, and perform 10 shows in a week

lissaann22479

no one loses 10 lbs in a week the healthy way. If you work hard, eat right, and exercise you might lose 5 lbs in aweek. But it may just be water weight or boating thast you lose.....i would focus more on inches. People don't notice weight loss they notice lost of inches... anyway good luck

I notice weight loss...that'd sorta what the point is for me...

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

manderson27

Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???

Donate an organ

What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer

Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.

beachlover317

Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???

Right my final offering is for the well-read only

You adopt the 'method acting' style and play Antonio in Merchant of Venice, and perform 10 shows in a week

method acting.... giggle.....nope not my choice either!

bjmania

so funny lol

beachlover317

You could try another planet as one op suggested. Mars would give you that weight loss but would take a lot longer than a week to get there.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/

Here is all you need to know about losing weight by travelling to other worlds.

I personally can drop 2 dress sizes by flying to the USA.

Drop 2 dress sizes in the good ole' US of A? We have an obesity epidemic here! You would probably see another chin and flabby arms develop as you land here! LOL

Poods71

You could probably try but once you start eating again you'll gain it all back and gain more fat. Not worth it and NOT smart!!

This.

Or chop off a limb :laugh:

manderson27

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches
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My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

Wonderob

Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???

Donate an organ

What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer

Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.

What! Crikey that's rubbish!

Ok I'm approaching from a different angle....

Here in UK our currency is Pounds Sterling

So I can easily lose 10 pounds healthily in a week by enrolling in 3 body pump classes!

beachlover317

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

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My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!
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Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

beachlover317

Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???

Donate an organ

What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer

Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.

What! Crikey that's rubbish!

Ok I'm approaching from a different angle....

Here in UK our currency is Pounds Sterling

So I can easily lose 10 pounds healthily in a week by enrolling in 3 body pump classes!

NO! NO! By all that's holy - please don't make us do math at this hour of the morning!!!!!

Wonderob

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

It may well result in some vigorous exercise

beachlover317

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

It may well result in some vigorous exercise

Or a gigantic loss of bodily functions!

Wonderob

Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???

Donate an organ

What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer

Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.

What! Crikey that's rubbish!

Ok I'm approaching from a different angle....

Here in UK our currency is Pounds Sterling

So I can easily lose 10 pounds healthily in a week by enrolling in 3 body pump classes!

NO! NO! By all that's holy - please don't make us do math at this hour of the morning!!!!!

Nobody says weight loss is easy!!!!

manderson27

You could try another planet as one op suggested. Mars would give you that weight loss but would take a lot longer than a week to get there.

http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/

Here is all you need to know about losing weight by travelling to other worlds.

I personally can drop 2 dress sizes by flying to the USA.

Drop 2 dress sizes in the good ole' US of A? We have an obesity epidemic here! You would probably see another chin and flabby arms develop as you land here! LOL

:laugh:

Killing_Perfection

Weigh yourself, then step off the scale and wait for a week.
After that week passed, get lots of Helium and inhale deeeeeeeeeeply. Hold breath and step on scale again.

Tada!

beachlover317

Okay - now you're awake! Have a baby? Food poisoning?? What else you got???

Donate an organ

What can you do without? Tonsils? Too light
A spleen?
One of our kidneys? Yeah 10lbs for a kidney seems reasonable so that's my answer

Not enough I'm afraid, the average weight for a healthy, human kidney is 0.26-0.30 pounds. (approx.) Sheesh this is a hard question to answer.

What! Crikey that's rubbish!

Ok I'm approaching from a different angle....

Here in UK our currency is Pounds Sterling

So I can easily lose 10 pounds healthily in a week by enrolling in 3 body pump classes!

NO! NO! By all that's holy - please don't make us do math at this hour of the morning!!!!!

Nobody says weight loss is easy!!!!

Or that you will smell like a rose while losing weight!

Uh oh! Too may side threads from the same person. Confusion. Eyes roll back in head at the thought of a word problem AND naked public weigh ins............

manderson27

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!
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Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?
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I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile: