LOOSE 10LBS IN A WEEK

manderson27

NO! NO! By all that's holy - please don't make us do math at this hour of the morning!!!!!
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I snorted down my nose at this and it was not pretty <fetches tissue>

beachlover317

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?
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I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:
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Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

manderson27

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:
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Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????
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YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

deesaf

This whole thread has made me laugh so hard a little wee came out (not 10lbs worth tho unfortunately, or I would have a solution to suggest!)
But I do hope the OP has got the message that this isn't possible in a healthy way?

NostalgicMuse

pass the popcorn please

Totally!!:bigsmile:

beachlover317

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????
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YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.

manderson27

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.
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Oooh oooh what have I won??????????? :bigsmile:

beachlover317

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.
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Oooh oooh what have I won??????????? :bigsmile:
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Exactly.

manderson27

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.

Oooh oooh what have I won??????????? :bigsmile:
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Exactly.
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<grabs scales, gets in car and heads for airport>

beachlover317

I think they mean that people who look at you don't notice the weight loss (unless they are looking at you standing naked on your bathroom scales!). People who look at you notice the inches

My neighbours husband is kind enough to come over every morning to watch me weigh myself naked on my bathroom scales.
He says you have to have a witness or it doesn't count !!!!

Does being naked in front of your neighbor's husband, shivering on the scale, cause you to immediately lose 10 pounds?

I think it might be the 3 hours of energetic s*x we have afterwards.:bigsmile:

Well, it only took three pages, but we finally have an answer to the original question. What is it you may ask? Well, obviously you have sex with your neighbor. after weighing naked on the scales every day, every week. Now was that so hard, people????

YAY I win :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Good for you! Now quit snorting and toasting yourself and pick up your prize by the close of business today.

Oooh oooh what have I won??????????? :bigsmile:

Exactly.
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<grabs scales, gets in car and heads for airport>
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(begins snorting myself) - better strip down and grab that neighbor too.

mlewon

if you mean lose, chop off a hand.

A ten pound hand? Are you Hagrid?

I snickered quite snortily at this.

As did I :laugh:

me toooo :bigsmile:

Femmekid

spelling error + wrong forum + silly question = fail.

beachlover317

spelling error + wrong forum + silly question = fail.

(loose) + (success stories) + (no good answer) = still a good laugh before coffee!

Femmekid

spelling error + wrong forum + silly question = fail.

(loose) + (success stories) + (no good answer) = still a good laugh before coffee!

In the grand scheme of things this post was created purely to help us all get an ab workout!

Faye_Anderson

Do you want to look smaller or need to "loose" 10lbs for a reason? Spanx

BeautifulKristen

In the woman's world magazine it says that you can lose up-to 10-15 pounds in a week by following there diet.. So it can be done..

akiramezu

any one to two week diet that allows you to lose 10-15 pounds is mostly water weight. Any fat weight loss is minimal, so the way you look will not change that much.

Wonderob

In the woman's world magazine it says that you can lose up-to 10-15 pounds in a week by following there diet.. So it can be done..

Oh but you missed an important criteria - 'HEALTHILY'

beachlover317

In the woman's world magazine it says that you can lose up-to 10-15 pounds in a week by following there diet.. So it can be done..

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Megabodies

Most of my 25 stone plus guys lose a good 12lbs in their first week and go on to lose 100's more.

Wonderob

Most of my 25 stone plus guys lose a good 12lbs in their first week and go on to lose 100's more.

Yeah I can see that.

There's your answer, get up to 25 stone then you can lose 10 lbs in a week healthily

ninerbuff

Well let's see: 10lbs of fat is 35,000 calories. If you divide that up by 7 days, that's a 5,000 calorie deficit a day. If you divide that up over 24 hours that's burning 208 calories per hour (including your sleep). 208 calories an hour for a person who weigh 200lbs is walking on a treadmill at about 2.7 speed. So you can do it as long as you don't eat all day and walked on a treadmill for 24 hours straight if you were 200lbs.


But it ain't healthy..................................


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Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

wantstolooseweight

For me - loose my purse but thats ten pounds gone in seconds

AJ_Pete

Cut off a limb and take antibiotics to keep it from getting infected.

A_Valerie

:laugh:

Jambarino

I think I'd crap myself if 10lb came off in a week, 6lb has been my most in the past

marathon64

10 pounds of fat? in a week? not possible. Now a lot of people get started on here and start eating better and drinking a lot more water and lose a bunch of water weight but it's not fat. I lost 4-5 pounds on the scale my first week logging and I'm small-but it was not 4-5 pounds of fat and my weight loss slowed after that.

wantstolooseweight

I think I'd crap myself if 10lb came off in a week, 6lb has been my most in the past

Big crap? I mean 10lb big?? Actually lets not think about that

lexikaye22

A tummy sucker/ gurdle!!!! Lol

Yanicka1

Lipo?