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Bumdrahp
Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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:devil: Tell me a funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    please
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    supah please?
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    bleghsighfail
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    I don't know any jokes. Well none that won't get me in trouble.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    replace naughty words with fun random words!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    LMAO!

    Knock knock
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    LMAO!

    Knock knock

    WHO DAT
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    It's me, bish. Open da do. Where mah moneyz?
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    I made that up. *proud smile* :bigsmile:
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    The other night the woman and I were in bed sort of fooling around, but nothing was happening, so I looked at her and asked, "What's the matter? Can't you think of anybody eihter?"
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Lmao! hoe dee doo hoo dee doo!!!!!! You neeeda come dig in the caverns to get yo monies
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    An Irish walks out of a bar
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    The other night the woman and I were in bed sort of fooling around, but nothing was happening, so I looked at her and asked, "What's the matter? Can't you think of anybody eihter?"

    LMAO!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    An Irish walks out of a bar

    HAHAHA!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    An Irish walks out of a bar

    Knee slappah!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To prove to the skunks and raccoons it could be done!
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    Two guys walk in to a bar. The bartender asks the first guy what he'd like the drink. The guy says, "I'll just have a tall glass of H2O, please". The second guy says "That sounds good, I'll have a glass of H2O too." The second guy died.
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
    The other night the woman and I were in bed sort of fooling around, but nothing was happening, so I looked at her and asked, "What's the matter? Can't you think of anybody eihter?"

    Honey, I tried. :embarassed:
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s turn Jerry said that he was married for almost 50 years.

    “Wow” the leader gushed “that’s amazing, perhaps you can take a few minutes to share some insights with everybody, how you stay married to the same woman for so long."

    “Well,” Jerry said after thinking for a few moments, “I try to treat her nice, buy her presents, take her on trips…………. and best of all, for our 25th anniversary I took her to the Bahamas.”

    “Well that’s really beautiful, and a true inspiration for all of us” the lady said “maybe you can tell us what you are going to do for your 50th anniversary” she said with a smile.

    “Well” Jerry said “I’m thinking of going back to the Bahamas to pick her up.”
  • Prudiddy
    Prudiddy Posts: 262 Member
    I know one! but I might get in trouble so I'll tell you the joke let you all figure the punch line!

    "What's black on the inside and yellow on the outside?
  • chlorisaann
    chlorisaann Posts: 366 Member
    Ok... What is a calorie???



    Calories are the little *kitten* that get into your closet at night and sew your clothes smaller!!!

    My closet is INFESTED with the little ****s!!!
  • LifeChangingExp
    LifeChangingExp Posts: 454 Member
    Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    The name is Bond.
    Ionic Bond.
    Taken, not shared.
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    A woman come home and yells up the stairs to her husband, "I won the lottery! I won the lottery!" Husband says, "That's great! What should I pack for? Skiing or the beach?" She promptly replied, "I don't care. Just get the hell out!."
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    I went to the beach to watch the sunrise. I was there for hours and hours. Then it finally dawned on me.
  • PicNic00
    PicNic00 Posts: 269 Member
    The name is Bond.
    Ionic Bond.
    Taken, not shared.

    a nerd joke. I love it
  • helenoftroy1
    helenoftroy1 Posts: 638 Member
    I have some cheesy jokes!!!

    What do you call cheese that's not yours?

    Nacho cheese

    What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

    Hello me!

    What cheese is made backwards?

    Edam

    how do you open Welsh cheese?

    Caerphilly

    What cheese do you use to encourage a bear to come to you?

    Camembert

    What cheese do you use to disguise a pony?

    Mascarpone!!!!!


    I'm here all night folks *takes a bow!*
  • mollysonnotice
    mollysonnotice Posts: 140
    Two guys walk in to a bar. The bartender asks the first guy what he'd like the drink. The guy says, "I'll just have a tall glass of H2O, please". The second guy says "That sounds good, I'll have a glass of H2O too." The second guy died.

    HAHAHA awesome one!!
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
    Two guys walk in to a bar. The bartender asks the first guy what he'd like the drink. The guy says, "I'll just have a tall glass of H2O, please". The second guy says "That sounds good, I'll have a glass of H2O too." The second guy died.

    H202 = hydrogen peroxide.

    THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THE JOKE!!!.... :huh:

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.
    Bartender says "You've got a steering wheel down your pants!?"
    Pirate replies "Yaaarrrr, tis drivin mi nuts"

    love a pirate joke

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