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Bumdrahp
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:devil: Tell me a funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Bumdrahp
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    please
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    supah please?
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    bleghsighfail
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    I don't know any jokes. Well none that won't get me in trouble.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    replace naughty words with fun random words!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    LMAO!

    Knock knock
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    LMAO!

    Knock knock

    WHO DAT
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    It's me, bish. Open da do. Where mah moneyz?
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    I made that up. *proud smile* :bigsmile:
  • gwduker
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    The other night the woman and I were in bed sort of fooling around, but nothing was happening, so I looked at her and asked, "What's the matter? Can't you think of anybody eihter?"
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Lmao! hoe dee doo hoo dee doo!!!!!! You neeeda come dig in the caverns to get yo monies
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    An Irish walks out of a bar
  • Bumdrahp
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    The other night the woman and I were in bed sort of fooling around, but nothing was happening, so I looked at her and asked, "What's the matter? Can't you think of anybody eihter?"

    LMAO!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    An Irish walks out of a bar

    HAHAHA!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    An Irish walks out of a bar

    Knee slappah!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:
  • gwduker
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To prove to the skunks and raccoons it could be done!
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
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    Two guys walk in to a bar. The bartender asks the first guy what he'd like the drink. The guy says, "I'll just have a tall glass of H2O, please". The second guy says "That sounds good, I'll have a glass of H2O too." The second guy died.
  • Tuffjourney
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    The other night the woman and I were in bed sort of fooling around, but nothing was happening, so I looked at her and asked, "What's the matter? Can't you think of anybody eihter?"

    Honey, I tried. :embarassed:
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s turn Jerry said that he was married for almost 50 years.

    “Wow” the leader gushed “that’s amazing, perhaps you can take a few minutes to share some insights with everybody, how you stay married to the same woman for so long."

    “Well,” Jerry said after thinking for a few moments, “I try to treat her nice, buy her presents, take her on trips…………. and best of all, for our 25th anniversary I took her to the Bahamas.”

    “Well that’s really beautiful, and a true inspiration for all of us” the lady said “maybe you can tell us what you are going to do for your 50th anniversary” she said with a smile.

    “Well” Jerry said “I’m thinking of going back to the Bahamas to pick her up.”

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