Why the same threads everyday?

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  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I wanna hear about sex! Why am I missing these awesome threads?

    I got naked in one.


    I'm only posting here because a few of my friends have. And if you know them, the words "sex", "naughty", and "naked" are like moths to a flame. You know who you are.

    Which reminds me. The saying moth to flame really makes no sense. Moth to a light bulb, OK! But flame, that's insect suicide.

    Oh and anal.

    I think I've even seen him naked ^^^

    Oh, and anal.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member

    Wouldn't you prefer to pet my tits?
    tits_1597927i.jpg

    Wow, great tits. But, why do you have three?
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    I wanna hear about sex! Why am I missing these awesome threads?

    I got naked in one.


    I'm only posting here because a few of my friends have. And if you know them, the words "sex", "naughty", and "naked" are like moths to a flame. You know who you are.

    Which reminds me. The saying moth to flame really makes no sense. Moth to a light bulb, OK! But flame, that's insect suicide.

    Oh and anal.

    I think I've even seen him naked ^^^

    Oh, and anal.

    I don't think you've seen me naked. You'll have to PM me to tell me how.

    And clearly, anal.
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    I see the same people over and over spending all day on MFP talking about sex. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but its sad how people can just sit back all day with their head in the gutter. Its really bad when they are married.

    Get a life.
    Ok 1 post no photo "newbie" :laugh:
    Oh, and following on with the theme - anal :tongue:
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    I see the same people over and over spending all day on MFP talking about sex. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but its sad how people can just sit back all day with their head in the gutter. Its really bad when they are married.

    Get a life.
    Ok 1 post no photo "newbie" :laugh:


    Amanda shows up. SHOCKER!


    And by shocker I mean :

    http://www.motifake.com/the-shocker-shocker-shocka-demotivational-posters-17739.html
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    Are you serious? How come I miss those stuff while practically being here all day even at work? :grumble:
  • SCVSarah
    SCVSarah Posts: 231 Member
    I see the same people over and over spending all day on MFP talking about sex. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but its sad how people can just sit back all day with their head in the gutter. Its really bad when they are married.

    Get a life.

    Soooooooo married people aren't allowed to talk or think about sex? Well dammit, someone forget to pass me that memo.

    *runs off to find slutty female friends to flirt with*


    How ya doing hot stuff *bats eyelashes*

    I want to get in on all this!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    The op has cleverly started a sex thread so this may be required

    parental-advisory-mini1.jpg

    Oh and Anal
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,290 Member
    I see the same people over and over spending all day on MFP talking about sex.


    WHERE?? WHERE???
    I thought your username was crotchluvr.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    I see the same people over and over spending all day on MFP talking about sex. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but its sad how people can just sit back all day with their head in the gutter. Its really bad when they are married.

    Get a life.

    Soooooooo married people aren't allowed to talk or think about sex? Well dammit, someone forget to pass me that memo.

    *runs off to find slutty female friends to flirt with*


    How ya doing hot stuff *bats eyelashes*

    I want to get in on all this!

    all this anal?
  • Misslisat
    Misslisat Posts: 203 Member
    We have no souls.

    And you're the one who started this thread, you get a life.

    ROFLMAO!!!!
  • jillica
    jillica Posts: 554 Member
    When i opened this one, I expected a rant about exercise calorie, HRM threads, or Sammiches.
    I am CLEARLY logging in at the wrong times!
    Thanks ALOT - now I am going to have search the word "SEX" to research you statement!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    I'm hungry already.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I see the same people over and over spending all day on MFP talking about sex.


    WHERE?? WHERE???
    I thought your username was crotchluvr.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'm glad that made you laugh. You don't know how many times people got offended by me saying something sexual. The OP probably has, though.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    To the tune of "i want candy"

    IIIII want anal - bumbumbum bum bum
    I want penis -bumbumbum bum bum
    I want oral - bumbumbum bum bum
    I want penetrative intercourse! - bumbumbum bum bum

    ok the last one didn't really fit...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    I see the same people over and over spending all day on MFP talking about sex. Don't get me wrong, I love sex, but its sad how people can just sit back all day with their head in the gutter. Its really bad when they are married.

    Get a life.

    Wait..what? This is a serious accusation. I better go undercover and talk serious smut with some of the ladies on here.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    So by complaining about sex threads, you have inadvertently created a sex thread.

    Mission accomplished...?
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    So by complaining about sex threads, you have inadvertently created a sex thread.

    Mission accomplished...?

    ^^^Awesome!
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    So by complaining about sex threads, you have inadvertently created a sex thread.

    Mission accomplished...?

    And this is why we're friends... :bigsmile:
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    So by complaining about sex threads, you have inadvertently created a sex thread.

    Mission accomplished...?

    Inadvertently or intentionally!
  • deads99
    deads99 Posts: 77
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/656907-mfp-crushes?hl=crush
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/657081-name-your-crush?hl=crush
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/631629-mfp-crush-but-this-time?hl=crush
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/601398-do-you-have-an-mfp-crush

    just to name a few....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,996 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/656907-mfp-crushes?hl=crush
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/657081-name-your-crush?hl=crush
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/631629-mfp-crush-but-this-time?hl=crush
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/601398-do-you-have-an-mfp-crush

    just to name a few....
    Good thing that this is an OPEN forum.:laugh: :laugh:


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  • Steven
    Steven Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
    Hi Folks,

    Quick note about the locking of this thread.

    Please note the guideline ( http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines ) about posting in the forums to comment on the behavior of other users.
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