what is your number one rule for going to the bar

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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Wear panties inside out. If they are on right when I wake up someone has some explaining to do.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    always make out with the hot guy at the end of the bar.
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
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    truth i am trying to win a $200 gift certificate to a local resturant and im trying to get a funny idea so that i can win, i will totally give the one i like best credit!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    go home alone..

    Mine is the exact opposite :laugh:

    how you doin'? :wink:
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
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    Do not trust your brain: looks can be deceiving.
  • Madelinew22
    Madelinew22 Posts: 289
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    go home alone..

    Mine is the exact opposite :laugh:


    Lmao
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
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    she said she wanted funny
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Drink Heavy
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
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    Spend all my money on jagerbombs and take an ambulance home
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
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    Spend all my money on jagerbombs and take an ambulance home

    thats funny :laugh:
  • cfieds
    cfieds Posts: 29 Member
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    Always drink within walking distance of a friend's house.

    YES.
    It was a sad day when my friends moved away from our fave dive bar (it had Nintendo NES! Drunken Mario and Duck Hunt!).
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Make sure you pick out the good looking guy BEFORE you get drunk because after that you are likely to not see right ;) haha
  • YaBoiMUGS
    YaBoiMUGS Posts: 237
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    Spend all my money on jagerbombs and take an ambulance home

    We need to go drinking together, that sounds like an awesome thing to do on a Tuesday :laugh:
  • markymarrkk
    markymarrkk Posts: 495 Member
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    number one rule is: remember or memorize what the hot girls are wearing, cuz after a bottle they look like models
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
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    I was a bouncer for years in college.
    I always wear a cup in the event I get in a fight. Old habit.
    After all those years working in bars, I do not enjoy just going. I feel like I am back at work.
  • YoshiZelda
    YoshiZelda Posts: 340 Member
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    Always bring my fake I.D? Since I'm not 21 yet.. Though I'm joking I don't go bar hopping :]
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
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    Spend all my money on jagerbombs and take an ambulance home

    We need to go drinking together, that sounds like an awesome thing to do on a Tuesday :laugh:

    If you pay for my flight from Ireland to NY I will pay for the jagerbombs...
  • YaBoiMUGS
    YaBoiMUGS Posts: 237
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    always make out with the hot guy at the end of the bar.

    Ok, fine, but make sure you get to me first then, cause you can't call shotgun on my lips.
  • MNguerita
    MNguerita Posts: 198 Member
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    Wear panties inside out. If they are on right when I wake up someone has some explaining to do.

    Always wear clean panties ; )
  • dvisser1
    dvisser1 Posts: 788 Member
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    :huh:
    having trouble remembering....last night out is a blurry memory...

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