what is your number one rule for going to the bar

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  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
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    No girly drinks and no "I'm not drinking because I'm........." , if it's only us guys. If I'm with a group of guys and girls the rule is everyone always takes a shot even if you still have a shot in your hand :laugh: :laugh:
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    layers, incase of vomit......
  • glennstoudt
    glennstoudt Posts: 403 Member
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    If you arrive early enough, all the ugly girls will be gone before 8 pm.
  • Ironman2be
    Ironman2be Posts: 140 Member
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    This was my motto in the Corps..... "Beauty Is just a light switch away"

    doesnt matter how ugly she is, you flip that switch, she can be anyone you want her to be!
  • jgunn81
    jgunn81 Posts: 243 Member
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    go home alone..

    To make this a false statement

    haha
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 749 Member
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    My rule?

    Don't go to the bar.
  • ANB22
    ANB22 Posts: 64
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    Dont puke in the bar.....or pee in the floor.... fall out of your chair at work the next day LMAO
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
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    wow now we're talking need more funny
    make sure to take an extra pair of panties just incase you wet yourself
    i was out one time and a friend did that... true story
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
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    I have two

    1. what happens at the bar stays at the bar
    2. You're a man, its beer and shots only
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
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    Find the hottest girl and buy her a drink...then the rest of the night the drinks are on the guys..trying to see they can take us home...lol

    :laugh: :wink: :drinker:
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
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  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
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    Never, ever, wear a button down shirt with a sheer bra underneath. This way, when the drunk guy grabs your arm, and you spin around to get away from him, you don't wind up exposing yourself to everyone on the dance floor when all the button pop open at once!

    Good times.
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Don't give him an opportunity to slip me a roofie.
  • saraann4
    saraann4 Posts: 1,312 Member
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    make up a fake name and fake number. My fake name used to be Debbie.
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
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    Never, ever, wear a button down shirt with a sheer bra underneath. This way, when the drunk guy grabs your arm, and you spin around to get away from him, you don't wind up exposing yourself to everyone on the dance floor when all the button pop open at once!

    Good times.

    *gets lost in a trance at profile pic*...umm u were saying..
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
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    mel thats actually practal lol btw great boob picture
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
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    mel thats actually practal lol btw great boob picture

    Lol, thanks :-) I had to learn it the hard way...I like to chose how much I show and when...boobie Friday profile pic...perfect example!
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
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  • mamamudbug
    mamamudbug Posts: 572 Member
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    EVERYONE IS PRETTY AFTER 2AM!!!!! LMFAO!

    A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2?
  • hellosara08
    hellosara08 Posts: 140 Member
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    I'm more of a house party type girl than a bar scene.

    1. If I can remember how much I embarrassed myself the night before, I didn't drink enough.

    2. If my night doesn't end in the back of a cop car, an ambulance, in a brawl, or "that one hot guy's" bed, I'm doing it wrong.

    3. From me to myself. "Sara, don't do anything I would do... Dammit tequila and Jack is involved, you're gonna do it anyway."

    Bottoms up my friends.

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