If You Came With a Warning Label ...

louisey112
louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
in Chit-Chat
What would it say? I have a few:

"Caution: Slippery When Wet"
"Warning: Mood can change without prior notice."
"Warning: Does not mix well with alcohol"
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  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "Warning: contents may combust under pressure"
  • Wonderob
    Wonderob Posts: 1,372 Member
    Caution - willing to share opinion at every opportunity
  • k900
    k900 Posts: 140 Member
    Warning - mood swings may happen without notice

    Warning - slightly needy

    Warning - probably more than you can handle
  • SouthernSweetie74
    SouthernSweetie74 Posts: 844
    WARNING: Do NOT attempt to wake up in abrupt manner when sleeping soundly. You might just have your head bitten off.

    TOM WARNING: Proceed with EXTREME CAUTION. BRING CHOCOLATE.
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    "Caution: Wide Load Approaching, Handle With Care!!!"
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    caution: some objects may be larger than they appear



    ?
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    Caution: Allergic to Bullsh!t
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Warning: May contain sexual innuendo.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    "Instant lesbian...just add alcohol"
  • nukebhs83
    nukebhs83 Posts: 158
    WARNING: dont bother me
    I CANT FIND A **** TO GIVE.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    <smirk>
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
    Caution: May be unsuitable for small children.
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    Warning: I am small but I pack a punch!
  • caraiselite
    caraiselite Posts: 2,631 Member
    stay away - she probably hates you
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    "Instant lesbian...just add alcohol"

    ^^^ lmao .. good one.
  • MizSaz
    MizSaz Posts: 445 Member
    Unsafe At Any Speed....
  • dcmat
    dcmat Posts: 1,723 Member
    Warning: Toxic Emissions – don’t stand downwind
  • usera1365
    usera1365 Posts: 146 Member
    "Warning: For use by trained personnel only"

    "Warning : CAN support Heavy Loads"

    :smokin:
  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    Contents under pressure, handle with care.
  • sofakingawesome69
    sofakingawesome69 Posts: 149
    Warning, Filter is bad. Will say what is on his mind without thinking. Please react appropriately.
  • MissTattoo
    MissTattoo Posts: 1,203 Member
    Warning: Combustible Material.
    Warning: Contains Crude Sexual Content
    Warning: Mentally Unstable.
  • ktdid626
    ktdid626 Posts: 185 Member
    WARNING: set your standards lower boy you’re aiming too high!
  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
    My wife has one that says:

    "Warning, 0 to ***** in 0.6 seconds"
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    Crazy just add oxygen.
  • llsand
    llsand Posts: 87
    Warning : If you meddle, you’ll get your fingers burnt
    Warning : May look and feel innocent but far from it
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    Warning: Big things come in small packages! :wink:
  • Nutrition1st
    Nutrition1st Posts: 216 Member
    LEO. Proceed with caution!
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    Players: 1
    Co-op: 0
    Multi-player: 0
    System requirements: generally incompatible with all other operating systems
  • Tat2dDom624
    Tat2dDom624 Posts: 1,226 Member
    Proceed With Caution
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    Warning: do not mix with alcohol

    Warning: this product contains nuts

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