If You Came With a Warning Label ...

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  • Sbehlmer
    Sbehlmer Posts: 464 Member
    Caution: Under Construction

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  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    "Danger: Trust Me...Danger"
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    OMG .. these are great!!! Would have never thought of some of these. Thanks for the entertainment :)
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
    Keep out of reach of children.

    Do not expose to extreme temperatures.

    Misuse may result in explosion and bodily harm.
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    Mood changes can occur without warning
    Mass Adorableness approaching
    Conversation may not be suitable for young children :P
  • stephc0711
    stephc0711 Posts: 1,022 Member
    Warning: May contain sexual innuendo.


    This is me! :)
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    Will bore you to death
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    quotes scripture with provocation...
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    Sold as is...
  • Medea81
    Medea81 Posts: 69
    Warning: Do not leave children unattended, may result in children knowing the commands, Sit, Stay, Down and Shake...
    Warning: Do not feed after midnight
    Warning: If temperature is over 75 and sunny, and you leave your dog in your car, brick shall be smashed through your window
  • comogirl
    comogirl Posts: 154 Member
    Be ware of temper.
  • danimal5867
    danimal5867 Posts: 390
    Warning: This individual is extremely allergic to stupidity. If this describes you in anyway, save yourself by turning around and running away.
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    JERSEY GIRL!!! 'Nuff said lol
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    caution:: will feed children chocolate and soda before returning them:bigsmile:
  • anabell31
    anabell31 Posts: 268
    Do not mix with alcohol
    Does not play well with others
  • Ry3nb
    Ry3nb Posts: 134
    Close cover before striking.
    Post no bills
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    This is easy


    Please Note: "Filter" has been removed!




    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    Caution: This individual is prone to debate and will not be silent in the face of intolerance.

    This side up. ^
  • Ry3nb
    Ry3nb Posts: 134
    Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
    Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. Process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
  • Ry3nb
    Ry3nb Posts: 134
    just see the below link

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:General_disclaimer
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:

    You have Underdog amongst your pix (yeah, I creeped, LOL!)...the awesomeness of that totally trumps the corny jokes :bigsmile:

    Told'ja... well worth looking past the label. Should I mention that I can also juggle? :happy:

    Juggle, you say? You have my attention...

    Prolly shouldn't mention what I can tie cherry stems into knots with, eh?

    Tease :bigsmile:

    Only at first. :wink:

    Believe it when I see it :bigsmile:
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
    Warning: manufactured in a plant with nuts, though product does not contain nuts.
  • apgant
    apgant Posts: 82 Member
    Caution: Has been known to be explosive without warning :explode:
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Warning: Insanely picky with men, but gets scarily attached to ones that qualify
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    "Warning: contents may combust under pressure"

    Unfortunately I'm pretty sure this would fit me. I don't deal with stress anymore.

    That or: Store at temperatures between 45-75 degrees, keep out of direct sunlight.
  • CarrieQuiteContrary
    CarrieQuiteContrary Posts: 98 Member
    Attention: Short, loud and possibly insane. Please use caution when approaching.
  • Impy84
    Impy84 Posts: 430
    Caution: does not play well with others
    Warning: maintain 3.5ft distance
    Warning: bites
  • MrsM1ggins
    MrsM1ggins Posts: 724 Member
    Warning: sarcasm likely
  • itgeekwoman
    itgeekwoman Posts: 804 Member
    standard messaging rates may apply
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    Explicit content. Mature audiences only.

    Makes frequent stops for no apparent reason.

    Extremely volatile.

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