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If You Came With a Warning Label ...

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  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    Warning: Like stupid movies, tends to think like a 14 year old, and tells jokes with a "quantity over quality' philosophy.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Warning: Like stupid movies, tends to think like a 14 year old, and tells jokes with a "quantity over quality' philosophy.

    So basically...you're a typical guy? LOL! j/k :bigsmile:
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    This is my warning label:

    My-Sense-Of-Humour_o_97584.jpg

    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:

    You have Underdog amongst your pix (yeah, I creeped, LOL!)...the awesomeness of that totally trumps the corny jokes :bigsmile:
  • SemperFi91
    SemperFi91 Posts: 169
    *Proceed with caution...* I bite!
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    warning09.jpg
  • cmeade20
    cmeade20 Posts: 1,238 Member
    Warning: Do not speak to prior to 8 am or prior to eating breakfast & drinking coffee which ever comes first
    Warning: Will snap if pushed
    Warning:DO NOT GIVE TEQUILA
    Warning:If drunk do not put in backseat or you will have a mess to clean
  • Kerri_is_so_very
    Kerri_is_so_very Posts: 999 Member
    "Caution: Slippery When Wet"
    "Warning: Mood can change without prior notice."
    "Warning: Does not mix well with alcohol"

    HA HA! These are perfect and about sums me up depending on the day of the week! LOL :drinker:
  • mayhemrat2
    mayhemrat2 Posts: 13 Member
    PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit Lyrics
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    Follow the instructions, it will only seem kinky the first time!"
  • WickedBean
    WickedBean Posts: 244 Member
    caution chance of random with bits of foul language.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Warning! Dynamite comes in small packages.
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:

    You have Underdog amongst your pix (yeah, I creeped, LOL!)...the awesomeness of that totally trumps the corny jokes :bigsmile:

    Told'ja... well worth looking past the label. Should I mention that I can also juggle? :happy:
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Caution: Contents more dangerous than they appear.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • DeadlyDame13
    DeadlyDame13 Posts: 197 Member
    Warning: can cause bodily harm
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:

    You have Underdog amongst your pix (yeah, I creeped, LOL!)...the awesomeness of that totally trumps the corny jokes :bigsmile:

    Told'ja... well worth looking past the label. Should I mention that I can also juggle? :happy:

    Juggle, you say? You have my attention...
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    "Caution! Contents hot!"

    "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death."

    "Not to be used as a personal flotation device."

    and finally

    "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
  • tabulator32
    tabulator32 Posts: 701 Member
    Results are contingent upon various factors and are not guaranteed.
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:

    You have Underdog amongst your pix (yeah, I creeped, LOL!)...the awesomeness of that totally trumps the corny jokes :bigsmile:

    Told'ja... well worth looking past the label. Should I mention that I can also juggle? :happy:

    Juggle, you say? You have my attention...

    Prolly shouldn't mention what I can tie cherry stems into knots with, eh?
  • saragato
    saragato Posts: 1,154
    "Beware Of Teeth"
    "Caution: May Spout Random Facts"
    "Notice: Can Hear You Even Though You're Whispering And Will Do Something About It"
    "Warning: Rage Mode Activated Upon Introduction To Stupidity"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:

    You have Underdog amongst your pix (yeah, I creeped, LOL!)...the awesomeness of that totally trumps the corny jokes :bigsmile:

    Told'ja... well worth looking past the label. Should I mention that I can also juggle? :happy:

    Juggle, you say? You have my attention...

    Prolly shouldn't mention what I can tie cherry stems into knots with, eh?

    Tease :bigsmile:
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    Warning: Continuous handling of nozzle will cause fluid ejection.

    To reinflate,wait 20 minutes, grasp nozzle, place in mouth and blow.
  • TheOriginalGinging
    TheOriginalGinging Posts: 171
    Caution: Do Not Start
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    My kind'a lady!... <edit> And yes... it indeed makes me the typical guy... it's all the other stuff I do and like and am that sets me apart! :tongue:

    You have Underdog amongst your pix (yeah, I creeped, LOL!)...the awesomeness of that totally trumps the corny jokes :bigsmile:

    Told'ja... well worth looking past the label. Should I mention that I can also juggle? :happy:

    Juggle, you say? You have my attention...

    Prolly shouldn't mention what I can tie cherry stems into knots with, eh?

    Tease :bigsmile:

    Only at first. :wink:
  • chachita7
    chachita7 Posts: 996 Member
    warning: can go from 0- psycho puertorrican ***** in a blink of an eye...
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Warning: Removing clothing will cause vomiting. Flammable gas inside.
  • ferrytrip
    ferrytrip Posts: 497 Member
    Place the coffee on the table and back out of the room slowly
  • cowboysfan82288
    cowboysfan82288 Posts: 99
    Warning: Natural gas supply. May be leaking continuously!
  • bbygrl5
    bbygrl5 Posts: 964 Member
    Proceed with caution. Package may contain a can of whoop-*kitten* under the wrong conditions.
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