Public Restrooms

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  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    I sit but I use the private handicrapper. That way, when I feel the subtle warmth of the previous occupant, I feel closer to them.

    Note to self... don't read topics in chit chat fun and games while eating. It may cause choking!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • saragato
    saragato Posts: 1,154
    If the quality of the bathroom's cleanliness when I walk in is not up to my standards then I'll wipe the seat before I sit down. I can't use those covers or take the time to make a cushion because they're not really protecting me when they get stuck to my butt cheeks and sometimes can hide in my pants so guess what I just spread the germs anyway.

    If the bathroom's that nasty I'll just hold it. Otherwise, whatever. I've had to clean public restrooms before, I know how hard it is to keep up with what flies through.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I don't make a habit of ****ting in public toilets.
  • wesH
    wesH Posts: 19
    i usually build up a tissue nest like three feet high
  • armymil
    armymil Posts: 163 Member
    I don't make a habit of ****ting in public toilets.

    Same here. Work one is one of few exceptions.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I don't make a habit of ****ting in public toilets.

    There may be no greater pleasure in this rat race than getting paid to poop.
  • tiffygrl12
    tiffygrl12 Posts: 40
    Don't bother with the paper or covers, I squat and don't touch anything (I flush with paper covering my hand, open doors with paper etc) , and never go #2 in a public restroom :)

    I didn't see this before I posted. I do the EXACT same thing except I don't use the first couple of sheets of toilet paper.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    This is why I carry an E-tool with me....Military men know what i'm talking about...prop under one cheek.
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member
    I think this whole thread is realllllllyyyyyyy stupid....... I mean gah! W/E
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    There may be no greater pleasure in this rat race than getting paid to poop.

    Oh, I agree wholeheartedly on that one. I was thinking more along the lines of Wal-mart, etc.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    if we're talking about droppin bombs,
    i put my *kitten* on the seat.
    no health concerns as of yet.

    if it's just a solid piss i need to take....i'll use a urinal, or the smart water bottle under my desk.
  • armymil
    armymil Posts: 163 Member
    I think this whole thread is realllllllyyyyyyy stupid....... I mean gah! W/E

    Lol.
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    I poop in the urinal and spackle my *kitten* with purell afterwards
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I poop in the urinal and spackle my *kitten* with purell afterwards

    win.
  • terri0527
    terri0527 Posts: 678 Member
    if we're talking about droppin bombs,
    i put my *kitten* on the seat.
    no health concerns as of yet.

    if it's just a solid piss i need to take....i'll use a urinal, or the smart water bottle under my desk.

    Oh Gawd! Please don't let anyone think that's the citrus Crystal light or anything. :sick: :laugh:
  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 474 Member

    Lol.

    I mean seriously....... Everyone knows that you should just pee all over the seat for all you suckers that actually sit on it..... Paper or cover it still soaks through....
  • OMFG! You have vampire teeth. EEEkkk.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    if we're talking about droppin bombs,
    i put my *kitten* on the seat.
    no health concerns as of yet.

    if it's just a solid piss i need to take....i'll use a urinal, or the smart water bottle under my desk.

    You speak with wisdom. I would like to subscribe to your pamphlet.
  • armymil
    armymil Posts: 163 Member
    OMFG! You have vampire teeth. EEEkkk.

    True Blood season
  • rach7turtle
    rach7turtle Posts: 47 Member
    Don't bother with the paper or covers, I squat/hover and don't touch anything (I flush with paper covering my hand, open doors with paper etc) , and never go #2 in a public restroom :)

    ^ this!!!
  • armymil
    armymil Posts: 163 Member

    I mean seriously....... Everyone knows that you should just pee all over the seat for all you suckers that actually sit on it..... Paper or cover it still soaks through....

    Win
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I sit on the toilet. Like a normal person. I have yet to get any infection or disease. Silly people.

    This.
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    If your real worried about it, just leave an upper-decker.
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    Just sit and use the toilet folks! (hoverers just splash urine all over everything and while urine is sterile and has no germs, the idea is just gross). Unless you have open sores on your butt, germs aren't going to get in. The risk in public bathrooms is from germs on your hands. People don't realize how much they touch their noses , their mouth, rub their eyes during the course of the day.. that's how you get sick. And there are germs everwhere, toilet is probably least of the issues. How about ATM keypads, and the debit swipers at stores, or the pens the pens they give everyone to sign credit slips with??????

    As for the foot flushing method... think about this - go back in the toilet rest room past. Three people before you... person 1 uses his foot flush. Person 2 uses his foot to flush. Person 3 uses his hand. So now person 3 not only has the "normal" gems from the toilet and handle on his hand, he has whatever nasty germs the previous two people stepped in that was on their shoes on his hands. He turns the lock on the stall door, leaving all those germs. He turns on the water faucet, germming it up.

    Now you come in and foot flush... great... but when you open the stall door and turn on the faucet, you're gonna get the germs on you anyway. So what's the point of the foot flush??? In a sense you end up with more germs because of the foot flushers.

    Use the bathroom like a normal person, thoroughly wash your hands and use the papertowels that you dry your hands with to turn off the faucet and open the bathroom door. If there are only blowers in the bathroom, you're screwed anyway because you have nothing to open the door handle with and as soon as you touch it, those germs (including the ones of people who didn't wash their hands) are on you.

    I am in full support of taking precautions and washing your hands frequently but I think people get hysterical about it. In my parents day never heard of anyone dieing, getting sick, getting an STD from a public bathroom.
  • mistimn
    mistimn Posts: 58 Member
    Hover :))) and open the door with my foot so I don't have to touch the knob lol
  • Najay
    Najay Posts: 273 Member
    Hell yes and will do the pee pee dance while I lay in straight. LOL
  • INFJ
    INFJ Posts: 86 Member
    Studies show that the first stall as soon as you walk in is the least used...so I always use first stall...and you gotta hover man. And you flush with your foot..I refuse to touch anything!

    Ever since that went public, I think it's no longer true... They went and ruined it.
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    Just sit and use the toilet folks! (hoverers just splash urine all over everything and while urine is sterile and has no germs, the idea is just gross). Unless you have open sores on your butt, germs aren't going to get in. The risk in public bathrooms is from germs on your hands. People don't realize how much they touch their noses , their mouth, rub their eyes during the course of the day.. that's how you get sick. And there are germs everwhere, toilet is probably least of the issues. How about ATM keypads, and the debit swipers at stores, or the pens the pens they give everyone to sign credit slips with??????

    As for the foot flushing method... think about this - go back in the toilet rest room past. Three people before you... person 1 uses his foot flush. Person 2 uses his foot to flush. Person 3 uses his hand. So now person 3 not only has the "normal" gems from the toilet and handle on his hand, he has whatever nasty germs the previous two people stepped in that was on their shoes on his hands. He turns the lock on the stall door, leaving all those germs. He turns on the water faucet, germming it up.

    Now you come in and foot flush... great... but when you open the stall door and turn on the faucet, you're gonna get the germs on you anyway. So what's the point of the foot flush??? In a sense you end up with more germs because of the foot flushers.

    Use the bathroom like a normal person, thoroughly wash your hands and use the papertowels that you dry your hands with to turn off the faucet and open the bathroom door. If there are only blowers in the bathroom, you're screwed anyway because you have nothing to open the door handle with and as soon as you touch it, those germs (including the ones of people who didn't wash their hands) are on you.

    I am in full support of taking precautions and washing your hands frequently but I think people get hysterical about it. In my parents day never heard of anyone dieing, getting sick, getting an STD from a public bathroom.

    THIS x 1,000 :drinker:
  • I refuse to use public restrooms.. Germ freak right here <
  • No. Because the average butt cheek is MUCH cleaner than the average hand. Also, paper doesn't actually protect against anything, any germs present actually go right through it.