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I've lost an Elephant Penis

1JenMilam1JenMilam Member Posts: 108 Member Member Posts: 108 Member
I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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  • GumbyAnneGumbyAnne Member Posts: 130 Member Member Posts: 130 Member
    Love it!
  • sugarbug20sugarbug20 Member Posts: 4 Member Member Posts: 4 Member
  • DMarieLVTDMarieLVT Member Posts: 71 Member Member Posts: 71 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain...good to know!
  • Way_2_a_Healthy_MelWay_2_a_Healthy_Mel Member Posts: 175 Member Member Posts: 175 Member
    Woohoo! I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg, but edging in on an elephant's heart!
  • GCAsMomGCAsMom Member Posts: 114 Member Member Posts: 114 Member
    I hadn't seen this before! :D
  • devster71devster71 Member Posts: 6 Member Member Posts: 6 Member
    Lol I've lost 10 dozen large eggs and a guinea pig
  • OnaughmaeOnaughmae Member Posts: 875 Member Member Posts: 875 Member
    Love this! I lost an Irish Setter!
  • ninu13ninu13 Member Posts: 196 Member Member Posts: 196 Member
    I've lost ten dozen eggs!!!! :-)
  • toysbigkidtoysbigkid Member Posts: 545 Member Member Posts: 545 Member
    I'm almost at a gold brick, hm, I need some cash, lol!
  • choochoobellchoochoobell Member Posts: 147 Member Member Posts: 147 Member
  • athminbriathminbri Member Posts: 51 Member Member Posts: 51 Member
  • kmm7309kmm7309 Member Posts: 819 Member Member Posts: 819 Member
    An average human leg!

    When I have guests over, I tell them I lost my dog. He's about 40 pounds, and looks huge. It makes me feel proud.
    I could see this not going over well. Looks of concern and worry until they find out it's weight. haha that's great.

    I prefer to do my trolling in real life ;)
  • tamheathtamheath Member Posts: 706 Member Member Posts: 706 Member
    Just the title itself made me LOL! Hilarious! (And congrats!).
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