I've lost an Elephant Penis

Laura80111

1JenMilam wrote: »

I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

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TypingToaster

I have lost a cinder block so far.

maddy_smiles

Since the beginning of the year, I have lost a sperm whale's brain

nowolga

I am somewhere between a Bald Eagle and 10 dozen large eggs.

maidengirl_

I'm in between a mid-size microwave and a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg. Hoping for elephant penis in December 2016

julialavergne

I've lost 10 dozen eggs

briscogun

I'm about an elephant heart. Better than the other elephant anatomy listed...

(Who was the loser that actually went out and weighed that, BTW?)

SoCrescentCity

Human Head + 2

evesmom2

A small bale of hay!

fireytiger

So far i've lost a sperm whale's brain, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, and a guinea pig. I'm clearly very bad at keeping track of things, lol. My goal is to lose as much as a gold brick, but maybe rather than losing something as valuable as that I should strive for the largest ball of tape. That's probably not very useful lol.

leanjogreen18

I've also lost a sperm whales brain. Yay me!

KetoneKaren

bump

TypingToaster

So far I have lost a cinder block and a Guinea Pig

MrsKila

I am 1 pound shy of
3 - 5 lb. Bags of potatoes.

vannyn42

.2 lbs till I've lost the average size of a 2 year old. ( 25 lbs)

Wysewoman53

I've lost a rack of baby back ribs, a Chihuahua, a cinder block, the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year and 2 Guinea Pigs so far.

hrod215

I've lost a 2 year old and not in a bad parenting way lol. That really puts some perspective on how hard I've been working. Thank you for posting this!

dustedwithsugar

I lost a microwave!!

TypingToaster

I have lost a cinder block and I am 0.3 pounds short of losing a rack of baby back ribs on top of that.

vkr2q7

I've lost a human head! Aiming to have lost a house cat by the end of the week

Louz163

The worlds largest ball of tape

evesmom2

A 5000 BTU air conditioner.... no wonder I can move better and not run out of breath!

LindaGilpin59

an elephants heart. and won a bicycle in the process.

stephaniej2888

Average 2 year old!! Woop woop! Lol

joeneely71

I don't have time to look through all the responses; please tell me that some guy responded with, "I've still got mine!" I would be so disappointed in my gender were that not the case.

LillysMomma09

I'm between a cinder block and a mid sized microwave.

sohifirefly

I've lost a bald eagle + a guinea pig!

MzKrystle

I'm working on losing a human head! (8lbs)....

tomasart

a small bale of hay. Congrats!

ItsyBitsy246

I lost a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream. Mmmmm... ice cream...