I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • a_candler
    a_candler Posts: 209 Member
    Haha I've lost a human leg!
  • ryanndavignon
    ryanndavignon Posts: 86 Member
    edited October 2016
    I'm right between a bald eagle and 10 dozen large eggs. As of this morning I'm at 14lbs lost!
  • Thehardmakesitworthit
    Thehardmakesitworthit Posts: 838 Member
    Just passed an elephant penis on my way to the amount of oil Americans eat.
  • TypingToaster
    TypingToaster Posts: 4,110 Member
    I have now lost a small bale of hay
  • robinhager3998
    robinhager3998 Posts: 44 Member
    Gee, I hope you find it! The elephant is in distress! Just kidding :p Congrats!
  • ashorey87
    ashorey87 Posts: 173 Member
    an Irish Setter
  • cabwj
    cabwj Posts: 843 Member
    I've lost a 15-foot canoe and four gallons of milk.
  • Glansberry
    Glansberry Posts: 6 Member
    I have lost 2 Chihuahua dogs and 3 Guinea Pigs. Lol
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
    4 tires and a rack of ribs
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
  • Meghanebk
    Meghanebk Posts: 321 Member
    I've lost a dozen Krispy Kremes :) I think I'll start a photo collage to remind myself of what I'm not carrying around anymore.
  • jgather1
    jgather1 Posts: 4 Member
    :o it really weighs 60 pounds?!? and you lost it
    how the hell did that happen?

    and what were you doing with it in the first place?
  • suemcmurry
    suemcmurry Posts: 188 Member
    I have lost a Bald Eagle!!!! YAY!!!
  • NewGemini130
    NewGemini130 Posts: 219 Member
    A cinder block?!? I can't imagine carrying around a cinder block, all day, everywhere I go. But I was. Damn, glad that's gone. Thing is, I'm carrying another one now! That's crazy pants! When my second cinder block is gone I can make a college bookshelf ;)
  • llbrixon
    llbrixon Posts: 964 Member
    I lost a human leg!
  • MissxAsh
    MissxAsh Posts: 83 Member
    I've lost a human skin B)
  • LynnBBQ72
    LynnBBQ72 Posts: 151 Member
    So far, since January I've lost a mid-sized microwave!
  • ekim2016
    ekim2016 Posts: 1,198 Member
    I am a five gallon of water on a human leg... but striving for that big ELEPHANT PENIS... lol what a visual?
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Yep, I've lost that Elephant penis...I know it's around here someplace....where did I put it? (It's always in the last place you look....)
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
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  • suemcmurry
    suemcmurry Posts: 188 Member
    I have currently lost an auto tire!!! YAY ME!!!
  • keezo1
    keezo1 Posts: 204 Member
    A cinder block
  • EmilyCowlard2016
    EmilyCowlard2016 Posts: 84 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle so far...
  • kristikitter
    kristikitter Posts: 602 Member
    Another .5 until I would like you all to welcome my firstborn child ;)
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
  • StevenGarrigus
    StevenGarrigus Posts: 226 Member
    I've lost an elephant penis!
  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
    mmmm. I think I might be somewhat heartless if I look at the list...
    Total since 2014: an elephant penis
    Total since starting MFP: average human leg + a couple of guinea pigs
    Total left to lose: an elephant's heart
    Total lost once at goal weight: a 2 month old horse + a couple of Chihuahuas
  • Getfitat54
    Getfitat54 Posts: 526 Member
    Sadly all I've lost is an ostrich egg.... but in 2017, look out, who knows what I'll lose.
  • marifrie33
    marifrie33 Posts: 34 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire
  • SiegfriedXXL
    SiegfriedXXL Posts: 219 Member
    Total since 2015 = a 2 month old horse
    Total according to MFP = an irish setter

    When I'm at goal, I will have lost Arnold Schwarzenegger and a human head, or possibly a house cat, depending on whether I adjust my goal weight by then.

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