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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • beerfoamy
    beerfoamy Posts: 1,520 Member
    An automobile tyre as of today!

    wow! that does put stuff into perspective!
  • catsfire
    catsfire Posts: 23 Member
    Huh, I've lost an Irish Setter and now I'm working towards losing a gold brick!
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    I just hit a particularly gassy milestone, open your windows.

    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
  • Jezreel12
    Jezreel12 Posts: 246 Member
    That's wonderful! ;)
  • laceybrobie
    laceybrobie Posts: 495 Member
    I love these!! I use this site (http://www.weightandthings.com/) I have lost the weight of 10 iPads!
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
    2 elephant penises a bald eagle and a human head

    ...or 7 spare tires
  • beerfoamy
    beerfoamy Posts: 1,520 Member
    x8 average human brains

    x3 human heads

    or

    a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream

    I like the first 2! haha braaiiiinnnnssss
  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
    I'm a guinea pig shy of an Irish setter...
  • sheermomentum
    sheermomentum Posts: 827 Member
    1JenMilam wrote: »
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    Have you looked under the sofa cushions?
  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    An Irish Setter and a Chihuahua - good thing I'm a dog person!
  • SueSueDio
    SueSueDio Posts: 4,796 Member
    Finally lost my elephant penis this week - going for the full gold brick!
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    An average house cat PLUS an ostrich egg.

    Good thing my house cat is not average, I haven't lost him yet.
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
    This week it's a whole leg.
    Hard to imagine I had a 5gal jug on my back 4 months ago, just walking everywhere.

    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
  • zharptichka
    zharptichka Posts: 127 Member
    Slightly more than a mid size microwave or apparently 168 blueberry muffins
  • scottyp65
    scottyp65 Posts: 261 Member
    I'm closing in on completing a two yr old....kind of macabre don't you think?
  • livingleanlivingclean
    livingleanlivingclean Posts: 11,751 Member
    edited September 2017
    Bump for @swigmore2016
  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member

    I've lost a years worth of pizza!
  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 1,049 Member
    I go by how many of the cats have I lost- Archie is about 8 lbs, Min is about 12 pounds. I've only lost an Archie so far.
  • Tulip9
    Tulip9 Posts: 145 Member
    Yes! I've lost an average 2 year old.
  • nareau14
    nareau14 Posts: 10 Member
    Bump
  • macclone
    macclone Posts: 85 Member
    Not sure what is more impressive - you losing 60 lbs or a elephant’s penis weighing 60 lbs. :)
  • Snicolej
    Snicolej Posts: 113 Member
    I’ve now lost a human head plus an average adult women !
  • Piqueaboo
    Piqueaboo Posts: 1,193 Member
    Where did my Worlds Largest Ball of Tape go? ^^
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  • EatingAndKnitting
    EatingAndKnitting Posts: 531 Member
    When I first saw this thread in January I think I'd lost a human brain.

    Now I've lost an elephant's heart and a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. If you'd asked me in January if I'd be capable of losing that much weight I'd have laughed at you. I was hopeful but not expecting much.

    By the end of the year I hope to have lost a small bale of hay and a rack of baby back ribs. Or more.
  • ptcampgymokc
    ptcampgymokc Posts: 318 Member
    Mid size cinder block!
    Yeah!!!
  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member
    My next mini goal is to lose a Chihuahua by Halloween. Then a newborn by Christmas. (I'll put in in a manger)
  • beerfoamy
    beerfoamy Posts: 1,520 Member
    A guinea pig sitting on an elephants heart :)
    awesome!
  • brookielaw
    brookielaw Posts: 814 Member
    Arnold Schwartzenegger holding a chihuahua. Great visual.

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