I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • Piqueaboo
    Piqueaboo Posts: 1,193 Member
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    I've lost a human leg. Bizarre haha
  • Flyingwarrior1966
    Flyingwarrior1966 Posts: 21 Member
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    You didn't lose it, it's just shrinkage :)
  • debbiemuz
    debbiemuz Posts: 194 Member
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    I've lost an elephant's heart. Working toward the penis. Poor elephant...
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
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    I'm down a years worth of Pizza, american style

    My goal is to lose a 2 month old horse in 2017
  • Lioness_1978
    Lioness_1978 Posts: 3,938 Member
    edited February 2017
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    Im down the amount of trash you throw away in a month.
  • ms_smartypants
    ms_smartypants Posts: 8,278 Member
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    I have lost a newborn calf plus a guinea pig
  • Mellykay88
    Mellykay88 Posts: 306 Member
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    I've lost an Elephant penis!!
  • dreamergirl529
    dreamergirl529 Posts: 32 Member
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    I've lost the world's largest ball of tape!!!
  • bekkh
    bekkh Posts: 9 Member
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    I've lost 2 bloodhounds, a 2 month old horse, a chihuahua and a guinea pig.... that's a lot of missing pets. Haha.
  • SueSueDio
    SueSueDio Posts: 4,796 Member
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    bekkh wrote: »
    I've lost 2 bloodhounds, a 2 month old horse, a chihuahua and a guinea pig.... that's a lot of missing pets. Haha.

    It's time to install a gate on your yard... ;)

    An air conditioner and a brain for me (some people might say I lost a brain years ago...), aiming for a gold brick in total.
  • beerfoamy
    beerfoamy Posts: 1,521 Member
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    An automobile tyre as of today!

    wow! that does put stuff into perspective!
  • catsfire
    catsfire Posts: 23 Member
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    Huh, I've lost an Irish Setter and now I'm working towards losing a gold brick!
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
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    I just hit a particularly gassy milestone, open your windows.

    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
  • Jezreel12
    Jezreel12 Posts: 246 Member
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    That's wonderful! ;)
  • laceybrobie
    laceybrobie Posts: 495 Member
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    I love these!! I use this site (http://www.weightandthings.com/) I have lost the weight of 10 iPads!
  • Chadxx
    Chadxx Posts: 1,199 Member
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    2 elephant penises a bald eagle and a human head

    ...or 7 spare tires
  • beerfoamy
    beerfoamy Posts: 1,521 Member
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    x8 average human brains

    x3 human heads

    or

    a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream

    I like the first 2! haha braaiiiinnnnssss
  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
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    I'm a guinea pig shy of an Irish setter...
  • sheermomentum
    sheermomentum Posts: 827 Member
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    1JenMilam wrote: »
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    Have you looked under the sofa cushions?
  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
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    An Irish Setter and a Chihuahua - good thing I'm a dog person!
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