ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

portalm
portalm Posts: 201 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Where will you be when this occurs?

As of now Texas

Will you be able to out run them?

Running a mile and a half in 11 min, Ya im sure i could!

What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

Lets see. Good Cardio/ Law Enforcement/Paramedic type job skills. Able to shoot and and use weapons like bats, swords etc...

What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

A HULKING BATTLE DOUBLE EDGED BATTLE AXE!


Those are mine.... What are you doing to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!?
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  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Really Zombie apocalypse fails to answer if the above poster is attractive? you guys really need someone on the interweb to say you are attractive? no self confidence?
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    Where will i be: Indiana
    Will i be able to out run them: For the most part...we all tire eventually.
    What survival skills do I have: Hunting, foraging, general wilderness survival knowledge, good farming knowledge.
    Weapon of choice: Crossbow or a saber style sword.
  • I am all for turning into a zombie....
    As for preparing, I practice being a zombie to the best of my alive/human abilities.
    Like, I don't eat humans..... But I'm capable of catching neighborhood runners, assuming zombieholly keeps human hollys cardio-endurance :p
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    bump maybe we can see this thread get some more action!
  • JessyJ03
    JessyJ03 Posts: 627 Member
    Where will i be: Arizona, Zombies don't like heat right?
    Will i be able to out run them: Um probably not but I'd like to think I can outsmart them!
    What survival skills do I have: Wilderness experience, camping, fishing
    Weapon of choice: Knife (long one!)
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I am all for turning into a zombie....
    As for preparing, I practice being a zombie to the best of my alive/human abilities.
    Like, I don't eat humans..... But I'm capable of catching neighborhood runners, assuming zombieholly keeps human hollys cardio-endurance :p

    Under this sort of thought, id say if zombies can practice cardio we are pretty much all in trouble!!! OHHHH NOES!
  • vicky1804
    vicky1804 Posts: 320 Member
    It depends are we talking fast zombies or the slow zombies?
    If its fast zombies then I want to be one of them - those things scare the crap outta me

    Slow zombies
    Where will i be:London
    Will i be able to out run them: Most likely
    What survival skills do I have:Tree climbing
    Weapon of choice: A bloody big axe,
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    It depends are we talking fast zombies or the slow zombies?
    If its fast zombies then I want to be one of them - those things scare the crap outta me

    They would totally be Fast zombies! the ones that strike out of no where, and are super scary and quiet. You dont notice them in the dark because they are nibbling on some end trails and as you pass the dark alley way trying to get to the next building all of a sudden you are faced head on by zombies! You turn and run they give chase! GOGO
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    I am concerned about eating back my calories lost from battling the zombies
  • Where will you be when this occurs?

    Ontario, Canada

    Will you be able to out run them?

    Depends on what kind of zoombie. Are we talking 28 Days Later or Dawn of the Dead? If the latter, then probably. If the former, then probably not. LET ME FINISH C25K STUPID ZOMBIES.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    I live in Canada. I am gonna go north and they can't get me in the cold right? I can't fight or anything.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    I would go axe I think.
  • vicky1804
    vicky1804 Posts: 320 Member
    It depends are we talking fast zombies or the slow zombies?
    If its fast zombies then I want to be one of them - those things scare the crap outta me

    They would totally be Fast zombies! the ones that strike out of no where, and are super scary and quiet. You dont notice them in the dark because they are nibbling on some end trails and as you pass the dark alley way trying to get to the next building all of a sudden you are faced head on by zombies! You turn and run they give chase! GOGO

    Ok then Im more than happy to be a zombie thank you
    1. You dont have to worry about all the calories from eating people
    2. Think of all the protein you would get from eating people, thats why I can run so fast lol.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I am concerned about eating back my calories lost from battling the zombies

    LOL Dude proper fuel for your body is required when battling zombies! shoot if anything our bodies will need like 6,000+ calories a day from all the running and EPIC ZOMBIE BATTLES!

    So essentially anyone thats not with the cardio and strength training now are probably doomed to becoming zombies! and anyone that is will never need to worry about being fat again!
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    It depends are we talking fast zombies or the slow zombies?
    If its fast zombies then I want to be one of them - those things scare the crap outta me

    They would totally be Fast zombies! the ones that strike out of no where, and are super scary and quiet. You dont notice them in the dark because they are nibbling on some end trails and as you pass the dark alley way trying to get to the next building all of a sudden you are faced head on by zombies! You turn and run they give chase! GOGO

    Ok then Im more than happy to be a zombie thank you
    1. You dont have to worry about all the calories from eating people
    2. Think of all the protein you would get from eating people, thats why I can run so fast lol.

    Well you would be doing so much cardio and zombie fighting that you wouldnt need to worry about calories!

    Protein from eating ppl would probably be pretty amazing i mean think of what all those nutrients from a human would do for your awesome zombie skin! your hair would be amazing!
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Bump for more action.... Currently failing to all those stupid... Please tell me im hot/attractive/no one ever tells the truth cause youre really not that good looking posts...
  • Bump for more action.... Currently failing to all those stupid... Please tell me im hot/attractive/no one ever tells the truth cause youre really not that good looking posts...

    I agree with you. I stay out of those threads.
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Bump for more action.... Currently failing to all those stupid... Please tell me im hot/attractive/no one ever tells the truth cause youre really not that good looking posts...

    I agree with you. I stay out of those threads.

    Problem with those threads is, basically everyone is here to feel better and be motivated... that takes this site to a whole new place. no need to lie to ppl... honestly

    also everyone always gets so offended and blah blah blah... When there is a zombie apocalypse im pretty sure no one is going to be politically correct anymore ^^ #Justsaying
  • I am all for turning into a zombie....
    As for preparing, I practice being a zombie to the best of my alive/human abilities.
    Like, I don't eat humans..... But I'm capable of catching neighborhood runners, assuming zombieholly keeps human hollys cardio-endurance :p

    Under this sort of thought, id say if zombies can practice cardio we are pretty much all in trouble!!! OHHHH NOES!


    I don't think being zombies would be a bad thing....
    I mean at first it will be pretty brutal, until everyone is a zombie, then it's like a whole new world...
  • SueMizZou
    SueMizZou Posts: 139 Member
    Take a look at the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. I plan on being in MO on the second floor of my house with the stairway destroyed.
  • dougt333
    dougt333 Posts: 697
    A solar powered bug out vehicle to stay on the move, and a bow or crossbow would be perfect. Silen and unlimited ammo.
  • nayama
    nayama Posts: 1
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Iqaluit, Nunavut (Eastern Arctic Canada)

    Will you be able to out run them?

    Probably not! hahaha I hope they freeze in the winter. Do you think zombies know how to slide down hills?

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    I can also swim and ride a bike!

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    shovel
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    I am all for turning into a zombie....
    As for preparing, I practice being a zombie to the best of my alive/human abilities.
    Like, I don't eat humans..... But I'm capable of catching neighborhood runners, assuming zombieholly keeps human hollys cardio-endurance :p

    Under this sort of thought, id say if zombies can practice cardio we are pretty much all in trouble!!! OHHHH NOES!

    Well based off the original Zombie movies... Zombies are constantly in pain. Its the reason they require brains and human flesh.... There is some sort of chemical produce in the brain that reduces thier pain... in that world it would totally suck to be a zombie imagine when there is no more food... you would constantly be in pain... Also Considering zombies are only reanimated. your flesh would still decay at a normal rate. what would you do after there was no more sustenance for your body? you would decay and when all your flesh and muscle is gone you would just be bones. and no one believes that a skeletal zombie could exist. you need a brain!


    Then in recent times zombies just like flesh because they are going back to thier base functions... well even in this world you would be a mindless beast. no sort of evolution for that.. no higher thought process.... just aloneness emptiness until ultimately you decay... again not an existance i would enjoy

    #take that to the bank

    I don't think being zombies would be a bad thing....
    I mean at first it will be pretty brutal, until everyone is a zombie, then it's like a whole new world...
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
    Probably be in Kentucky, I'm hoping that they will be the slow kind so I don't have to run fast. I can travel a long distance carrying weight but speed is not something I was blessed with. I would like to use a crossbow, shotgun, baseball bat. Whatever I have on hand. I'm creative!! Gonna hightail it to Colorado or Wyoming where the population is lower!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    This bandwagon is getting to be as stupid as the bacon one.....sheesh.

    These idiots out there are the ones that give legitimate gunowners, hunters, and outdoor survivalists the shivers....
  • Leiki
    Leiki Posts: 526 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs? California

    Will you be able to out run them? As long as I don't trip/ they aren't coming from every direction

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis? I can hide, climb, and use weaponry. I'm pretty sure they can't.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammunition runs out? A long range weapon with an edge, like an axe or halberd

    Those are mine.... What are you doing to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!? Circuit training
  • Elizabeth_M
    Elizabeth_M Posts: 562 Member
    Where will I be: Toronto, Ontario.

    Will I be able to outrun them?: Well I don't think they run very fast, do they? I mean, they're all limping and working with missing parts of limbs and heads and stuff. lol But, from walking through Halloween scary houses I know that, in the face of perceived danger, I stop, scream and cover my eyes. So I will likely not be in a good situation in our highly populated city.

    Skills: cooking, baking and general craftiness. lol

    Weapon of choice: I have a big butcher knife in my kitchen.
  • Have you seen Walking Dead? I would want to be Daryl with the cross bow.
  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Tennessee

    Will you be able to out run them?

    Why run? Kill them all!

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    former SSG, with the United States Army, 101st Airborne, 1-502nd Air Assault. I can survive in the wild indefinable, I can run, jump, and shoot with the best of them.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammunition runs out?

    Primary- .22 caliber rifle, semi auto. Holds up to 17-20 rounds depending on make, believe it or not, one of the most deadly weapons ever, it is a favorite of assassins. The rounds are super small, and readily available everywhere... You can carry thousands and not take up too much space or weight. Put a decent scope on it and you are accurate up to nearly 100 yards.

    Secondary Any hard blunt abject will do. If I had my choice maybe a mace from the middle ages... If not a goof sized metal ball bat will do.
  • PeaceCorpsKat
    PeaceCorpsKat Posts: 335 Member
    I am going to just try to get to Suriname. I think it is a good place to ride it out. I also have a machete beside my bed.
  • SammieGetsFit
    SammieGetsFit Posts: 432 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs? MD/DC/VA

    Will you be able to out run them? As long as I don't trip/they aren't coming from every direction, and I'm working on that. :drinker:

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis? I can hide, climb, and use weaponry. I'm pretty sure they can't. Plus I watch a lot of those survivalist shows. I know how to purify water and ways to grow/find food.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammunition runs out? I would actually prefer to use a silent, long-range weapon like a cross-bow over a gun. Guns are too loud. So hopefully I'd have spared some ammo for emergencies -- like humans who've become @$$h0les.

    Those are mine.... What are you doing to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!? Actually preparing for it. :wink:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    It depends are we talking fast zombies or the slow zombies?
    If its fast zombies then I want to be one of them - those things scare the crap outta me

    They would totally be Fast zombies! the ones that strike out of no where, and are super scary and quiet. You dont notice them in the dark because they are nibbling on some end trails and as you pass the dark alley way trying to get to the next building all of a sudden you are faced head on by zombies! You turn and run they give chase! GOGO

    I've never heard of a fast zombie! :huh: I thought slow and stupid was the standard characteristic. OMG! Now I have to rethink EVERYthing! :laugh: :laugh:
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