ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

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  • avasano
    avasano Posts: 487 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?
    Anywhere, I roam around the world.

    Will you be able to out run them? Run, a bit, hide yes that too.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    I have been trained to survive in similar circumstances.

    I am able to shoot and and use weapons like bats, swords etc...

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    .....I can fabricate something.
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    You all remember the case in Florida where the naked guy was eating the other naked guy? A drug called Bath Salts was to blame. Toxicology came back negative, only a trace amount of pot in his system. So, not on any amplifying drugs, eating another person, six shots before he goes down..hmmmm.....

    ETA to add article: http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/
  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    screw out running them, those suckers multiply every second....ima be won of em. xD

    Then you shall be bullet number 3.
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    I live in the land-of-the-rednecks Virginia...I think I will run out of zombies before the amunition runs out...unless the squirels become zombified...then I might be doomed...
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    Northern England

    Will you be able to out run them?

    If they are the slow ones sure, if they are like the ones from I am legend, I hope they enjoy their brain stew.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    I'm a good climber and have played many survival horror games so learned some things about making strategies to stay safe.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Chainsaw and a katana
  • Tricialew32
    Tricialew32 Posts: 96 Member
    We have a case of MRE's because we are always prepared for Hurricanes (that's what we tell the neighbors).
    Last Christmas my husband bought me a Ruger LCP .380 Zombie Slayer with Hornaday Zmax bullets and a crimson trace laser site. At the time he thought it was a silly little answer to my request for a smaller concealable since I got my permit but now....wellllll....you never know.

    I don't know if you can see it on my ticker but I have a zombie hunting permit on the back of my car (no bag limit)....not like any of us are going to wait for a permit anyway.
  • TomD316
    TomD316 Posts: 7 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    South Florida, where it will all begin

    Will you be able to out run them?

    Running 2 miles a day plus my car is parked close so if not on foot I can drive fast!

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    8 Yrs in the US Army plus combat classes

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    *kitten* Blade 2 hand sword


    Those are mine!!
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    screw out running them, those suckers multiply every second....ima be won of em. xD

    Then you shall be bullet number 3.

    As the loud crack resounding from his rifle goes off... Fire and smoke exist the barrel as the bullet is launched into the air, flying towards its target.

    The SSG looks up from his scope "Yup, Right on target!" He said as the bullet pierced the brain of the poor female who had tragically wanted to become "won" of the Zombies thinking life would just be better.
  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,078 Member
    Where will i be : in CT on the run
    Will i be able to out run them : I believe so
    What survival skills do I have : my survival instincts
    Weapon of choice : a sharp sword
  • SuperMammaLeah
    SuperMammaLeah Posts: 93 Member
    Where will I be: Making my way back to Boston Mass from Chattanooga TN.
    Will I be able to out run them: As long as they are the slow Zombies then yes I would be like a chunky ninja! If they are fast then I would have to pray that my hiding skills work.
    What survival skills do I have: I have basic medical training, I know how to survive in the wild.
    Weapon of choice: Samurai sword!
  • Bevigal
    Bevigal Posts: 66 Member
    Alabama grandma here.....since Zombies are already dead u can't kill em. Solution to the problem...I'll use my 357 and blow out their knee caps, then they can't catch me. Because I am a compassionate granny I'll just toss em a Twinkie outta my back pack.
  • MtnKat
    MtnKat Posts: 714
    :laugh: :happy:

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  • backwoodsbama
    backwoodsbama Posts: 104 Member
    Military Bama Boy here as well. :P


    Where will i be: Preferably a military base or high rise skyscraper. Any kind of decent fortification will do.

    Will i be able to out run them: If needed I am sure I'll be fine. Really depends on what zombie types/universe we are talking about. Some zombies might have been track stars in their previous life. Those you gotta shoot. :p

    What survival skills do I have: Survival, Combat, Technology, Communications

    Weapon of choice: Sawed-Off 20 gauge shotgun at my side and an industrial sledgehammer on my back.
  • isis2triple0
    isis2triple0 Posts: 106 Member
    I will be in Hawaii so trying to find a boat could be and option!
    I'm preparing by losing serious amounts of fat so I can run faster!
    I'm lifting weights and have gained some serious muscle, strong people are hard to kill even for zombies
    And my weapons of choice would have to be a long machete (it never runs out of bullets and because I can now shoulder press 25lbs so I will be able to wield that sucker!! like a Thai warrior) and a spear like one the guys had in the movie "The 300" and thanks to sets of preacher curls I will be able to hurl it if I need to!

    Joining is not and option I'm fighting it out!!!
  • FinallyFindingLisa
    FinallyFindingLisa Posts: 222 Member
    Where will I be: Richfield, WI
    Will I be able to out run them: Hell no, but I am pretty sure if I sit on them, I'll squash them into gooo
    What survival skills do I have: Absolutely none that will help me here
    Weapon of choice: hmm, perhaps I can run them down with my recumbent bike??,

    I think I'm gonna be a zombie in my next life........
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Military Bama Boy here as well. :P


    Where will i be: Preferably a military base or high rise skyscraper. Any kind of decent fortification will do.

    Will i be able to out run them: If needed I am sure I'll be fine. Really depends on what zombie types/universe we are talking about. Some zombies might have been track stars in their previous life. Those you gotta shoot. :p

    What survival skills do I have: Survival, Combat, Technology, Communications

    Weapon of choice: Sawed-Off 20 gauge shotgun at my side and an industrial sledgehammer on my back.

    Military installations are always the first to go man! Gotta hit the Mountains...
  • backwoodsbama
    backwoodsbama Posts: 104 Member
    Military installations are always the first to go man! Gotta hit the Mountains...

    Then I'm headed to the Smokeys. If I die then I wanna die in the beauty of God's nature. :P
  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    South Florida, where it will all begin

    Will you be able to out run them?

    Running 2 miles a day plus my car is parked close so if not on foot I can drive fast!

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    8 Yrs in the US Army plus combat classes

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    *kitten* Blade 2 hand sword


    Those are mine!!

    You are hired. i shall call you mini me.
  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    Military installations are always the first to go man! Gotta hit the Mountains...

    Then I'm headed to the Smokeys. If I die then I wanna die in the beauty of God's nature. :P

    My back yard, listen for the bangs and head that way!
  • portalm
    portalm Posts: 201 Member
    Dude excellent idea here... lets get a shark and put LASERS ON HIS HEAD!!!!
  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    Military Bama Boy here as well. :P


    Where will i be: Preferably a military base or high rise skyscraper. Any kind of decent fortification will do.

    Will i be able to out run them: If needed I am sure I'll be fine. Really depends on what zombie types/universe we are talking about. Some zombies might have been track stars in their previous life. Those you gotta shoot. :p

    What survival skills do I have: Survival, Combat, Technology, Communications

    Weapon of choice: Sawed-Off 20 gauge shotgun at my side and an industrial sledgehammer on my back.

    Another fresh recruit! I keep this up Im going to have a squad of full on combat veterans...
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    If I have warning, Jacksonville, North Carolina. No warning, stuck in Florida. Headed to the houses of people I know have big trucks and large quantities of guns and ammunition. (I know, I know. We had that dude who ate someones face off. But that way Miami, I'm far enough away from that in Tampa.)

    Will you be able to out run them?

    I don't have to outrun the zombies, just have to outrun my neighbors. Piece of cake.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    I know the best places to hide within 200 miles and can navigate all of it. Girl Scout of ten years and my fiance is a Marine. We'll be fine.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    Crossbow for long range, machete for close battle. I'm a fan of the axe and sledgehammer but having to wind up that swing takes much longer than I would have.


    Then we'll go have a cup of tea and wait for this all to blow over. ;)
  • ronaldmcyd
    ronaldmcyd Posts: 54 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    New York:sick:

    Will you be able to out run them?

    impossible, they are everywhere :mad:

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    I have no problem shooting a fellow survivor in the knee cap to give the zombies something to eat while I escape:devil:

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    A table leg wrapped in a gasoline soaked rag lit on fire, with nails sticking out of it.... I mean if I have a choice:wink:
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    Military Bama Boy here as well. :P


    Where will i be: Preferably a military base or high rise skyscraper. Any kind of decent fortification will do.

    Will i be able to out run them: If needed I am sure I'll be fine. Really depends on what zombie types/universe we are talking about. Some zombies might have been track stars in their previous life. Those you gotta shoot. :p

    What survival skills do I have: Survival, Combat, Technology, Communications

    Weapon of choice: Sawed-Off 20 gauge shotgun at my side and an industrial sledgehammer on my back.

    Military installations are always the first to go man! Gotta hit the Mountains...

    Resolution: Ft. Huachuca, Arizona. Not even Zombies can break that place, AND it's in the mountains. I think there's even a library there.
  • jmcdaniel0
    jmcdaniel0 Posts: 130 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    New York:sick:

    Will you be able to out run them?

    impossible, they are everywhere :mad:

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    I have no problem shooting a fellow survivor in the knee cap to give the zombies something to eat while I escape:devil:

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    A table leg wrapped in a gasoline soaked rag lit on fire, with nails sticking out of it.... I mean if I have a choice:wink:


    I would have thought you would hide out in Little Italy, may need to pay off the mob, but hey.. Who cares.
  • KatieMae75
    KatieMae75 Posts: 391 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :laugh: :happy:

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  • NoxDineen
    NoxDineen Posts: 497 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?

    - Currently Toronto, Ontario. Large city, worse place to be caught, but at least we're on a great lake so I may have to jack somebody's yacht if the roads are congested

    Will you be able to out run them?

    - Couple months ago? No. Currently? Yes, if they're shamblers or there are obstacles I can use to trip them up. I'm working on my cardio pretty intensely though, including half-marathon training and Insanity.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?

    - I can throw hatchets with reasonable accuracy and camp a lot so I'm comfy roughing it.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?

    - Hatchets. Everybody who thinks they're going to suddenly be a ninja when they pick up a katana is about 5 minutes from accidentally chopping off their own hand.
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    zombie apocalypse survival is easy. All you go to do is hit either of the poles :P Now I don't know if you will like eating fish 24/7 :D
  • glwerth
    glwerth Posts: 335 Member
    Where will you be when this occurs?
    Belle Plaine, Iowa
    Benefit: Small town in not so heavily populated state!

    Will you be able to out run them?
    Slow ones, yeah, but I'd rather fortify.

    What survival skills do you have that will allow you to outsmart/outlive a zombie crisis?
    Ability to adapt to changing conditions and change plans quickly. Reasoning skills. Just enough paranoia. Ability to swing a bat hard.

    What is your weapon of choice after your ammuntion runs out?
    Baseball bat with one of my husband's forged steel tent stakes driven through to ensure head penetration without getting stuck.

    My kids are awesome with archery too, as well as throwing hatchets and knives.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    I guess I'd be in the Philadelphia PA area. If at home I'm across the street from a Rite Aid and 2 blocks from a large grocery store. If at worrk, it's a large veterinary hospital that's sort of like a fortress.

    I've got short little legs, but I do have the running skills. So long as they're not 28 days later types, yeah I'd be able to outrun them. As they're dead though without having to breathe, pretty sure they'd outdo me on endurance so running isn't the best plan.

    My survival skills are my medical knowledge and triage skills. As I've worked ER for many years, I act on instinct and don't hesitate. I am also accustomed to vicious terrified animals tring to attack me and I am able to restrain with no-one getting hurt. I know how to treat trauma and shock. I can hit a vein like no other. I know what most drugs do and how to use them. My weapons knowledge is not great, but I'm damn strong for a little thing. When faced with horrible situations, I just act and do what's necessary.

    Weapon of choice... if at work I think a spay hook through the eye socket would do nicely. Or maybe I could rig the rabies pole with gigli wire for a decapitation weapon. There's also bone saws, but I'd need to be in pretty close proximity. If at home, that's a little tougher. Any blunt force weapon I guess. Or a kettlebell to the skull.