Gym Nicknames
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Not a gym rat anymore (P90X now days), but when I went regularly, there was a girl we called "psycho-rexic broad". She was really skinny (not healthy-skinny, but stringy - I ate 3 crackers in the last 20 days and purged them - skinny).
Instead of using the aerobic room she would go to the matted area in the free weight section (which was where the guys predominantly worked out at) and do all these crazy aerobic-Egyptian-dancing moves while singing Donna Summer songs with ear phones on.0 -
Pole Dancer. The first time I spotted her was in ZUMBA. She reminds me of one of those Hawaiian hula dolls that are on car dash boards. Her hips seem to move independent from the rest of her body... I swear some people blush watching her dance ..0
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Onion Vagina, because she smells like she washes her crotch with an onion.
I wonder if this is worse than the perfume ladies?
It isn't good, that's for sure.0 -
I need to get back to this one;-)0
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Cardio Barbie...she uses the ellipical machine for 2 hours at a time and never increases the incline or the difficulty...hair looks perfect afterwards.
Affliction / Tap-out guy....Thats all he wears, he claims to be a MMA fighter, but never has any bruises, fat lips, black eyes, etc.
Treadmill texter...she texts on her phone while walking on the treadmill at 2 mph, 0% incline, while eating jellybeans...
GI Jane.... Angry lesbian lifting weights.
Fan guy....he always has the fan blowing on him ( and him only ) while he's training for that marathon on the treadmill. Hey guy... its 75 degrees outside and the wind is blowing....go outside.
Fat desk girl....she's the one that weighs 350# and works the front desk. Hey girl, you know you get a free membership cuz you work here, use it.
I can't say anything about our Zumba classes, because I don't speak spanish.....
BTW ...I am the farter, and the guys who sings 70's / 80's songs to himself......
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We have
The talking stalker
This guy will see you from across the room and make a beeline towards you to say hi. Then no matter how many times you say well I gotta stay warmed up, he will follow you to the next machine and continue to talk your ear off over and over again. He doesn't work out at all, he uses the gym as a social club
The "out of shape" personal trainer
This guy is by far in the worst shape I've ever seen a personal trainer be in! He has man boobs and a beer keg gut. He actually has female boobs on his back!
Running man
This guy runs up the stair stepper and bangs his feet so loud on the steps to keep up! He stops the machine every 2 minutes to catch his breath for 10 minutes and starts all over again.
Two left feet
This lady has fallen off the treadmill more times then I care to mention. One time she actually did a somersault she had that dam thing going so fast!
The Cougar
This lady only talks to really young skinny guys, she's like 50 and has wrinkles like a Chinese Shar Pei. She thinks she's Hott!
The Boxer
This guy stands in the mirror and does the clumsiest shadow boxing I've ever seen. His arms don't even fully extend when he punches.
The Screamer
This guy screams as loud as he can when lifting weights that aren't even heavy, he just loves the attention.0 -
Mostly I just say oh there's that girl or that guy again. But seriously, I have an hour on the treadmill tonight so nicknaming starts now.
The only ones I have so far are:
The obvious CURL BRO and
The Team - Mother daughter team that Zumba close to the window so they can attract guys. I swear they are going through a guy a week.
The Astronaut: Guy does nothing but treadmill at a snails pace, wearing one of those sweat your *kitten* off foil suits.
Titty's Beer: Super fake flotation devices, tan, bleached hair...Every time I see her I start singing the song.
The Globetrotters: group of guys who come in just to hog the basketball area.
The Neighbors: A good looking couple that I see constantly outside the gym. Grocery store, restaurants, bars etc.
Pink: Wears nothing but sweat bottoms that have that annoying *kitten* writing on the butt.
As for me, IDK really. What do you all think:
1.5 hrs in the free weights area working a minor and major group, 4 days a week
Constantly reracking weights the brahs leave on the floor between sets for extra burn.
Sweating my tail off on the treadmill for anywhere from 3 to 10 miles. I wipe the dash and bars but the belt is soaked.
Sweat like I look like I've been swimming and bounce back down the stairs like I was taking a Sunday walk.
Sometimes muscle shirts, sometimes T-shirts
Try not to stare but always seem to be looking at someone when they look back. It's always the same people too. Weird.
Never speak but nod respectively.
Ideas? You can see my pics if it helps. I would be interested to know.0 -
Thread Ninja strikes again...like a Boss :smokin:0
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Off topic- JB was at a Yankee game I went to and the big screen caught him so the crowd started out chanting, "Joey!" but ended up with a resounding, "Amy!Amy!Amy!" by the end.damn...I keep thinking of more...
Joey Buttafuco - because he wore THOSE PANTS!0 -
Meathead: This dude looks like a cross between the Situation and Ronnie from Jersey Shore. He proceeds to watch me when I workout and then discuss it with his buddies. Since nothing is ever said to me, I can only hope it's good things he's saying and not bad!
Pedophile- This guy wears big old glasses, is balding and is all around creepy. Looks like a pedophile that you would see on the news.0 -
The Skipper - old guy on the rowing machine. He's there every morning and I've never seen him do anything else! Sweet as pie and always smiles at me.
Snotface - the mom who I know from football, but who refuses to even nod her head hello when I see her
Mr. Ed - the tall skinny girl whose long ponytail literally swings over into my space as she gallops along on the treadmill next to me - I keep waiting for it to swat me!
BWHAHAHA LOL Gallops!! Classic I can't stop laughing!:laugh:0 -
These are great! My husband and I have nicknamed people for as long as we have been working out together.
Creepy Sweatshirt Dude - always works out in jeans, work boots and a hoodie. Only works on his arms. We have joined 3 separate gyms and he has joined the sames ones. We are starting to think we have a stalker.
Orgasmatron - this man used to use the stair climber and make the most suggestive sounds I've ever heard outside of a bedroom.
Jersey Shore - this guy looks like he belongs on the show and wears a hat perfectly perched on the back of his head. I have watched him work out...it never moves. I'm almost positive he staples it to the back of his head. Nice guy, but the hat defies gravity.
Hot Potato - woman who sits in the sauna in a foil suit. I've never seen her actually work out. Just sits in the sauna and seems to hate it when my friend and I go in after a workout.
The Penguin - this man has the facial features of the Penguin from Batman. He walks around the free weight area with a venti cup of something from starbucks. He's been known to grunt and groan doing curls with 10 pound weights.
Vin - he looks and sounds like Vin Diesel and is one of the nicest guys at our gym.
Daddy Long Legs - This man is in his 50s and in great shape...super nice...but his legs are taller than I am and I'm 5'5". I don't think I've ever felt so short in my life.
Rocky - teaches boxing in the corner of the gym between spin class and another classroom. He is so incredibly sweaty, we've taken bets on whether or not he jumps in the shower before coming out on to the floor to make it look like he's working hard. Not sure if the boxing classes are gym sanctioned...but he's got quite a following.
The show-off - does hand stand push ups..walks on his hands across the length of the gym. That's it.0 -
We have
The talking stalker
This guy will see you from across the room and make a beeline towards you to say hi. Then no matter how many times you say well I gotta stay warmed up, he will follow you to the next machine and continue to talk your ear off over and over again. He doesn't work out at all, he uses the gym as a social club
The "out of shape" personal trainer
This guy is by far in the worst shape I've ever seen a personal trainer be in! He has man boobs and a beer keg gut. He actually has female boobs on his back!
Running man
This guy runs up the stair stepper and bangs his feet so loud on the steps to keep up! He stops the machine every 2 minutes to catch his breath for 10 minutes and starts all over again.
Two left feet
This lady has fallen off the treadmill more times then I care to mention. One time she actually did a somersault she had that dam thing going so fast!
The Cougar
This lady only talks to really young skinny guys, she's like 50 and has wrinkles like a Chinese Shar Pei. She thinks she's Hott!
The Boxer
This guy stands in the mirror and does the clumsiest shadow boxing I've ever seen. His arms don't even fully extend when he punches.
The Screamer
This guy screams as loud as he can when lifting weights that aren't even heavy, he just loves the attention.
OMG you guys have me laughing so hard right now!:laugh:
I have seen the overweight trainer too! It was a female though but my goodness I would never hire her just because she looked more out of shape then I was.
LOL somersault!:laugh:0 -
Two left feet
This lady has fallen off the treadmill more times then I care to mention. One time she actually did a somersault she had that thing going so fast!
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Ok Ok ..just one more to add..I think this post #4 for me...
Wannabe Jillian....my Body Attack instructor ( she's super nice too, so I feel guilty posting this ). She thinks she's Jillian Michaels.
She will yell at you all class, without breaking a sweat, and try to be a total *****, but we just laugh, and tell she's not tough. I told her she needs to switch teams and adopt a kid.0 -
We have a Vin at my gym too, he's nice to look at.
there was a guy on a bike tonight (stationary) who had such a good back, oh my, you could just see his muscles through his Tshirt. oh my
Vin - he looks and sounds like Vin Diesel and is one of the nicest guys at our gym.0 -
Love love LOVE this thread!
At my gym (which is in a small rural town in Australia)...
Doc Avoid-a-lot - Guy at gym who is a doctor at the hospital I work with...I avoid him if we happen to be at the gym at the same time.
Crazy Bossman - My boss training for Kokoda Trail. Sets treadmill to 10% and runs like the clappers!
Sexy McButtman - Enough said.
ABBA woman - wears interesting workout gear that looks like something from the 70's.
I'm the Karaoke Incline Girl - I sing along to my ipod while having treadmill set to 10% for 45 mins (nice quick workout, but hard for me at the moment).0 -
Old Gym
MidgetD!ck: He was this instructor, shorter then me and I'm 5ft2 who would go around and criticise people or say, come to my class I can make you ripped in weeks to lose all your fat. When i first started he put me on the highest it could go on the treadmill and said if you want to lose weight run this every day for an hour and maybe you'll be skinny. he was super nice to the PageantQueens but everyone else, everything that came out of his mouth was an insult
Pageant Queens: the slim girls who wore short shorts and sports bras, make up on hair perfect, hardly breaking a sweat on any of the equipment.
40yearold Groaner. This guy would spend most his time lifting weights and I know guys make sounds but when he groaned it sounded like a animal dying or in heat!! sad thing is he was the science teacher at my school.
New Gym (joined a womans gym after the first one, had enough of the midgetd!ck
ElastoGirl - she was in my yoga class, when she did the moves it was like she had no bones, pure rubber she could twist and bend then snap back into place like Elastic.
frog Eyes - one of the trainers at my gym, her eyes just bulge out of her face when she watches people work out, it's like
shes having a aneurysm.
Legally Pink. Pink shoes, pink socks, pink tracks, pink sorts bra and pink bottle.. when she leaves its in pink shirt, pink heals, pink skirt... to much pink..
Thats all for now, but i'm going to be watching out for more lol!!0 -
lol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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I had to read back trough for a laugh I know more of you have some.0
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Haha was looking for a nickname for a friend on this thread and was surprised to see everyone talking about my favourite band and their most popular song haha0
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