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Things you shouldn't say...

Dani_wants_to_be_fit
Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Has anyone played this game before?

One person gives the scenario things you shouldn't say on a/in a etc and the person below answers.

E.g. person 1 "Things you shouldn't say when you are on a roller coaster ride"
Person 2"I wonder where that screw came from" Bad example I know, but you can be as creative as you want!

Ok so....

Things you shouldn't say at an interview?
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  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    Has anyone played this game before?

    One person gives the scenario things you shouldn't say on a/in a etc and the person below answers.

    E.g. person 1 "Things you shouldn't say when you are on a roller coaster ride"
    Person 2"I wonder where that screw came from" Bad example I know, but you can be as creative as you want!

    Ok so....

    Things you shouldn't say at an interview?

    Interviewer: "Okay, where do you see yourself in five years?"

    Interviewee: "Doing your job!"

    Seriously, don't say that. Ever. :laugh:

    Things you shouldn't say at the zoo.
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
    Things you shouldn't say at the zoo

    Mr snuffles meets my calorie and protein quota! I regret nothing!

    Things you shouldn't say on live TV?

    @JRM76 sowwy =p
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Things you shouldn't say at the zoo: Hitler was just misunderstood.

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  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    Things you shouldn't say on live TV?

    Anything racist (a certain seinfeld actor comes to mind)

    Things you shouldn't say during a wedding toast
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    Things you shouldn't say at a sperm donation clinic?

    HIV can only be transfered during sex, right?
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
    Things you shouldn't say on live TV?

    Anything racist (a certain seinfeld actor comes to mind)

    Things you shouldn't say during a wedding toast

    So this one time in Vegas.....

    Things you shouldn't say at church?
  • TheRev443
    TheRev443 Posts: 2
    Things you shouldn't say at church?

    "Dude, that priest looks like a pedophile."

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  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    Things you shouldn't say at church?

    "Dude, that priest looks like a pedophile."

    Things you shouldn't say in a hospital?

    "What's with the crying? Did someone die or something?"

    Things you shouldn't say at school
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353

    Things you shouldn't say at school

    What is the answer to #5.

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  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
    Things you shouldn't say at church?

    "Dude, that priest looks like a pedophile."

    Things you shouldn't say in a hospital?

    "What's with the crying? Did someone die or something?"

    Things you shouldn't say at school

    wait a minute! You're not Dumbledore! (I know it's been answered I just wanted to say it)
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member

    Things you shouldn't say at school

    What is the answer to #5.

    Things not to say in an abortion clinic?

    So I'll lose 5lbs instantly right?

    Things not to say on a first date?
  • TexasRattlesnake
    TexasRattlesnake Posts: 375 Member
    .
  • mateo57505
    mateo57505 Posts: 83 Member
    No fetus can beat us
  • Anayalata
    Anayalata Posts: 391 Member

    Things not to say on a first date?

    Boy these bumps on my crotch sure are itchy.

    *from above* Things not to say at a chicken plant.
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
    (Don't forget to be giving another scenario for the next person)
  • PANZERIA
    PANZERIA Posts: 471 Member
    Deleted.
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member

    Things not to say on a first date?

    Boy these bumps on my crotch sure are itchy.

    *from above* Things not to say at a chicken plant.

    I'm for PETA *throws blood*

    Things not to say in a restaurant?
  • GodsGirl37
    GodsGirl37 Posts: 348
    we serve our food from a can use the cheapest ingredients

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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    "hah, i couldn't even do that if i were sober!"

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  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
    "hah, i couldn't even do that if i were sober!"

    things you shouldn't say while being given a DUI test

    No officer it's hi, how are you

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  • Dethea
    Dethea Posts: 247 Member
    Things not to say at a funeral?

    What's his name again?

    Things not to say at the movies
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353

    Things not to say at a funeral?

    So I get the house, right?

    Things not to say on a camping trip.
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member


    Things not to say at the movies

    Oh this is the one where he dies at the end right?

    Things not to say to your parents?
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member


    Things not to say on a camping trip.


    Did you hear that it was 10 years ago tonight all those teens got butchered?
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member


    Things not to say on a camping trip.


    Did you hear that it was 10 years ago tonight all those teens got butchered?

    I forgot the tent.
  • Dani_wants_to_be_fit
    Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
    BUMP BUMP

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  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    BUMP BUMP

    Things not to say to a doctor?

    Does this smell natural to you *FARTS*

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Having the name binary is not cool.

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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    Having the name binary is not cool.

    Thing not to say to a Teacher.

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  • Loulady
    Loulady Posts: 511 Member



    How much will it take to get an A

    Thing you shouldnt say to your waitress.

    So, I tip based on the bill AFTER the groupon, right?


    Things not to say in an old folks' home.
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