Things you shouldn't say...

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  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    I was supposed to practice this stuff at home?

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  • hoskibn
    hoskibn Posts: 86
    are you blind or have you just been drinking?

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  • Becky3701
    Becky3701 Posts: 49
    How far along are you? (pregnancy wise) and person is not pregnant. Overheard that *awkward
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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    your sister's were much bigger and she got off easier too

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  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    You're the result of a tequila and a broken condom.

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  • linhmaimac
    linhmaimac Posts: 148 Member

    Things you shouldn't say to your kids \m/

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  • Becky3701
    Becky3701 Posts: 49
    Grandaddy hit it again? Details please!
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    Don't know how to cut and paste on phone..meant for things not to say to grandma
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    Things you shouldn't say to your grandmother.

    Grandma: Did you spit or swallow?



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  • Becky3701
    Becky3701 Posts: 49
    A
  • PicNic00
    PicNic00 Posts: 269 Member
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    Mr. Sandusky meant well

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  • knickels1987
    knickels1987 Posts: 212 Member
    How are you doing over there (whenever you hear a lot of noises)

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  • nailtechbec
    nailtechbec Posts: 93 Member
    I rebecca take thee Matthew I mean John oh no no I mean George !

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  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    I rebecca take thee Matthew I mean John oh no no I mean George !

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    I forget: Is hepatitus contagous?

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  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    Things you shouldn't say to a boat captian?

    Your face makes me sick, not the sea.

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  • HulaHips83
    HulaHips83 Posts: 129
    Things you shouldn't say to a boat captian?

    Your face makes me sick, not the sea.

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  • CDMAGS
    CDMAGS Posts: 150 Member
    Things you shouldn't say to a boat captian?

    Your face makes me sick, not the sea.

    Things you shouldn't say to your kids

    Mommy and Daddy lock the bedroom door because...

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    I only come for the wine...


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  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    Things you shouldn't say to your pastor

    How 'bout them choir boys?

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  • afrohauk13
    afrohauk13 Posts: 69 Member
    Im making a citizens arrest for podium abuse... lol..

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  • CDMAGS
    CDMAGS Posts: 150 Member
    Im making a citizens arrest for podium abuse... lol..

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    The are good in bed

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  • Jbjessi
    Jbjessi Posts: 288
    wow how did you get them?

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  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    things you shouldn't say to your child

    Biggest. mistake. ever.

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  • stevepierson
    stevepierson Posts: 119
    Things you shouldn't say in a McDonalds
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    This tastes like horsemeat... Is this horsemeat?

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  • afrohauk13
    afrohauk13 Posts: 69 Member
    I bet you im faster.....

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  • Berto0391
    Berto0391 Posts: 273 Member
    Your fat and you will never reach you'r goals on MFP

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  • hoskibn
    hoskibn Posts: 86
    Nice *kitten* you been working out?

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  • Jbjessi
    Jbjessi Posts: 288
    im going to be sick on monday

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  • afrohauk13
    afrohauk13 Posts: 69 Member
    wait who are you again?

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  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    im going to be sick on monday

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  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    Things you shouldnt say to yout vet...

    I didn't think letting him lick the nutella off of them would make him sick!
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    Don't worry, I already loosened it up for you.

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  • afrohauk13
    afrohauk13 Posts: 69 Member
    ok ok... just keep going STRAIGHT, oops someone took a wrong turn... lol


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