Things you shouldn't say...

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  • afrohauk13
    afrohauk13 Posts: 69 Member
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    Woohoo!!! we are all doing great, shots on me at the end of the week!!
    good job, good job!!!


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  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    Things not to say to your girlfriend's sister...
    What do you mean you're pregnant?

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  • afrohauk13
    afrohauk13 Posts: 69 Member
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    Are you sure you spelled that med right, my moms a nurse and said they all arent as good as her...

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  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Things not to say to your girlfriend's sister...
    What do you mean you're pregnant?

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    So, not quite smart enough for the entire school huh?

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  • linhmaimac
    linhmaimac Posts: 148 Member
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    Can i talk to a doctor instead, you dont know anything.

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  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
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    I haven't filed my taxes in 5 years, is that a problem?

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Things you shouldn't say to a proud pet owner.

    How long have you two been together?

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  • Mountainbiker2015
    Mountainbiker2015 Posts: 129 Member
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    I really don't know what I did last night.....or why I woke up in another town.

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Things you shouldn't say on a first date....

    I gotta be home early. My wife get's back from Anger Management Class at 10pm.

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  • Live_wire_ca
    Live_wire_ca Posts: 13 Member
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    i didn't see this classic...

    ...when about to get into a pool or hot tub following others who are already in it...

    TO friend/spouse: "how's the diarrhea?"
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
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    Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?

    Dibs on the little blonde one.


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  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?

    Dibs on the little blonde one.


    Things you shouldn't say in prison
    Hey man, you dropped that soap. I'll get it for you.

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  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?

    Dibs on the little blonde one.


    Things you shouldn't say in prison

    Hi, my name is Ben Dover.


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  • srcfire
    srcfire Posts: 1
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    Hi, my name is Ben Dover.


    Things you shouldn't say to a judge.

    Can I still plead not quilty even if I did do it?

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Things you shouldn't say to a judge.
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    You get me off, I get you off.

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  • GrammyWhammy
    GrammyWhammy Posts: 484 Member
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    Things you shouldn't say to a judge--

    I'll scratch your back, if you'll scratch mine (as she hands him an envelope full of cash).



    I just have to do this one--

    Things you shouldn't say to your wife/girl friend, EVER--

    Man! You're such a b***h! Is it your T.O.M.?
  • Dreamerryu27
    Dreamerryu27 Posts: 281 Member
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    Just because you come to the WW meeting and pay the 12.00 a week fee doesn't mean your automatically going to lose weight at weigh in. (That really happened and I really said that because I got sick of people saying, I don't know what I am doing wrong I come to the meeting every week and never lose?)

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  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Just because you come to the WW meeting and pay the 12.00 a week fee doesn't mean your automatically going to lose weight at weigh in. (That really happened and I really said that because I got sick of people saying, I don't know what I am doing wrong I come to the meeting every week and never lose?)

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  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Just because you come to the WW meeting and pay the 12.00 a week fee doesn't mean your automatically going to lose weight at weigh in. (That really happened and I really said that because I got sick of people saying, I don't know what I am doing wrong I come to the meeting every week and never lose?)

    Things you should never say to a neighbor

    I'm sorry but I dropped my binoclulars outside your daughters window...can I have them back...

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  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
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    i shaved just for you!

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