Things you shouldn't say...
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So, I tip based on the bill AFTER the groupon, right?
Things not to say in an old folks' home.
Urgh, what's that smell?
Things not to say at a funeral;0 -
Things not to say at a funeral;
He looks better with make-up on.
Things you shouldn't say to the mob.0 -
Things you shouldn't say to the mob.
Say hello to my little friend!
Things not to say while your wife is in labor.0 -
Things you shouldn't say to the mob.
Say hello to my little friend!
Things not to say while your wife is in labor.
It doesn't hurt THAT bad!
Things not to say to your mother.0 -
Sooooo.....about that will....
Things not to say while being arrested....0 -
yes... glad he didnt check my other pocket!!!
Things not to say to a car salesman while checking out a car...0 -
"So hypothetically, how many people can the trunk hold?"yes... glad he didnt check my other pocket!!!
Things not to say to a car salesman while checking out a car...
Things not to say at the gyno office.0 -
"So hypothetically, how many people can the trunk hold?"yes... glad he didnt check my other pocket!!!
Things not to say to a car salesman while checking out a car...
Things not to say at the gyno office.
Is that the biggest you got?
Things not to say to a Hells Angel0 -
Goodness I love me some mini cooper... who needs a flippin mototcycle...
Things not to say to a swordsmen...0 -
Things not to say to a swordsmen...
Come on, ya pansy!
(anyone get the reference?)
Things not to say in a rehab clinic0 -
Woohoo!!! we are all doing great, shots on me at the end of the week!!
good job, good job!!!
Things not to say to your girlfriend's sister...0 -
What do you mean you're pregnant?Things not to say to your girlfriend's sister...
Things not to say to a nurse...0 -
Are you sure you spelled that med right, my moms a nurse and said they all arent as good as her...
things you should say to a lifeguard...0 -
So, not quite smart enough for the entire school huh?
What do you mean you're pregnant?Things not to say to your girlfriend's sister...
Things not to say to a nurse...
Things not to say to an Infantry man0 -
Can i talk to a doctor instead, you dont know anything.
Things you shouldnt say to the IRS auditor.0 -
I haven't filed my taxes in 5 years, is that a problem?
Things you shouldn't say to a proud pet owner.0 -
Things you shouldn't say to a proud pet owner.
How long have you two been together?
Things you shouldn't say to your parole officer?0 -
I really don't know what I did last night.....or why I woke up in another town.
Things you shouldn't say on a first date....0 -
Things you shouldn't say on a first date....
I gotta be home early. My wife get's back from Anger Management Class at 10pm.
Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?0 -
i didn't see this classic...
...when about to get into a pool or hot tub following others who are already in it...
TO friend/spouse: "how's the diarrhea?"0 -
Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?
Dibs on the little blonde one.
Things you shouldn't say in prison0 -
Hey man, you dropped that soap. I'll get it for you.Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?
Dibs on the little blonde one.
Things you shouldn't say in prison
Things not to say to a rock band drummer0 -
Things you shouldn't say at Chuck E. Cheese?
Dibs on the little blonde one.
Things you shouldn't say in prison
Hi, my name is Ben Dover.
Things you shouldn't say to a judge.0 -
Hi, my name is Ben Dover.
Things you shouldn't say to a judge.
Can I still plead not quilty even if I did do it?
Things you shouldnt say to the mechanic working on your car0 -
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Things you shouldn't say to a judge.
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You get me off, I get you off.
Things you should never say at a Weight Watchers Meeting.0 -
Things you shouldn't say to a judge--
I'll scratch your back, if you'll scratch mine (as she hands him an envelope full of cash).
I just have to do this one--
Things you shouldn't say to your wife/girl friend, EVER--
Man! You're such a b***h! Is it your T.O.M.?0 -
Just because you come to the WW meeting and pay the 12.00 a week fee doesn't mean your automatically going to lose weight at weigh in. (That really happened and I really said that because I got sick of people saying, I don't know what I am doing wrong I come to the meeting every week and never lose?)
Things you should never say to a neighbor0 -
Just because you come to the WW meeting and pay the 12.00 a week fee doesn't mean your automatically going to lose weight at weigh in. (That really happened and I really said that because I got sick of people saying, I don't know what I am doing wrong I come to the meeting every week and never lose?)
Things you should never say to a neighbor
I'm sorry but I dropped my binoclulars outside your daughters window...can I have them back...
things you shouldn't say to you mother-in-law.0 -
Just because you come to the WW meeting and pay the 12.00 a week fee doesn't mean your automatically going to lose weight at weigh in. (That really happened and I really said that because I got sick of people saying, I don't know what I am doing wrong I come to the meeting every week and never lose?)
Things you should never say to a neighbor
I'm sorry but I dropped my binoclulars outside your daughters window...can I have them back...
things you shouldn't say to you mother-in-law.
It's not a retirement home.
things you shouldn't say to your obgyn?0 -
i shaved just for you!
things you shouldn't say at band practice.0
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