Put it in, Take it out, Put it on, Take it off

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  • leannems
    leannems Posts: 516 Member
    But which weighs more... a lb of muscle or a lb of fat?

    A pound of bacon.

    JINX. You owe me a coke.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat
    GTFO

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  • vestarocks
    vestarocks Posts: 420 Member
    Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat


    We are fighting!
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.

    fried-bacon-bra-500x562.jpg
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    But which weighs more... a lb of muscle or a lb of fat?

    a lb of bacon.

    Someone else out there that thinks like me. Scary!!! :laugh:

    ETA: I might owe you a coke, but you owe me bacon!!!
  • skinnybearlyndsay
    skinnybearlyndsay Posts: 798 Member
    Gobs and gobs of bacon... and peanut butter... and chocolate...
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    O....M....G....

    :love:
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.

    fried-bacon-bra-500x562.jpg

    Absolute ****ing WIN!
  • OSUalum
    OSUalum Posts: 449 Member
    I love MFP! You guys rock!
    Funniest people ever!
  • Music_is_my_soul
    Music_is_my_soul Posts: 792 Member
    Mmmm bacon *whips drool of keyboard*
  • skinnybearlyndsay
    skinnybearlyndsay Posts: 798 Member
    Mmmm bacon *whips drool of keyboard*

    Whips go well with bacon.

    ETA: Not to offend...it was what popped in to my dirty little mind.
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.

    fried-bacon-bra-500x562.jpg

    I hate red bows!

    :bigsmile:
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Mmm... bacon...

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  • marie_cressman
    marie_cressman Posts: 980 Member
    Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.

    fried-bacon-bra-500x562.jpg

    definitely freakin winning... LOL my husband's dream "edible underwear"... haha
  • _Triple_S_
    _Triple_S_ Posts: 214 Member
    Hmmmm bacon...I wanna stuff my face with lots of bacon
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    You forgot "Rub it out"
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Has "put out" been covered?
  • ChappyEight
    ChappyEight Posts: 163 Member
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  • natesangel
    natesangel Posts: 210 Member
    Has "put out" been covered?

    you don't cover when you put out, unless it's with bacon!! Mmmmm bacon!
  • LeeshaNichole
    LeeshaNichole Posts: 179 Member
    Great, now I want bacon! :grumble: lol
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    in_and_out.jpg
  • LeeshaNichole
    LeeshaNichole Posts: 179 Member
    Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.

    fried-bacon-bra-500x562.jpg

    I would end up eating my own bra! lol
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
    But which weighs more... a lb of muscle or a lb of fat?


    just give me a pound of bacon
  • leannems
    leannems Posts: 516 Member
    But which weighs more... a lb of muscle or a lb of fat?

    a lb of bacon.

    Someone else out there that thinks like me. Scary!!! :laugh:

    ETA: I might owe you a coke, but you owe me bacon!!!

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  • 33neenaj
    33neenaj Posts: 306
    Who gives a damn
  • ReinasWrath
    ReinasWrath Posts: 1,173 Member
    only thing i got from this was in and out.

    faster please
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    Who gives a damn

    *hands you some lube* lets get that stick out of your bum.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Just when I thought my 3 favorite foods couldn't be improved on....YUMMY
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    only thing i got from this was in and out.

    faster please

    &harder?
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    only thing i got from this was in and out.

    faster please

    &harder?

    deeper

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