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  • runbyme
    runbyme Posts: 522 Member
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    Hmmmm. As my mind was in the gutter at the moment, I am now very disappointed. I'm leaving now! :wink:
  • ReinasWrath
    ReinasWrath Posts: 1,173 Member
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    only thing i got from this was in and out.

    faster please

    &harder?

    you got it babe
  • leannems
    leannems Posts: 516 Member
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    Will people please stop beating the dead horse on this topic. There are rules set up by the Mods that restrict what is allowed and not allowed to be posted. Seriously, just let it go. If your offended, don't look.

    Why does it have to be about a body? What if i shoved a picture of bacon in a vegetarians face? Should I not be allowed to post bacon then?

    All I can think of is:

    Yeah..
    All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
    and a boom-boom - JUST SHAKE YA PITTS
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
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    Gobs and gobs of bacon... and peanut butter... and chocolate...
    tumblr_likz6vY8WH1qah8x8.jpg


    GENIUS
  • Josie_lifting_cats
    Josie_lifting_cats Posts: 949 Member
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    Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.

    fried-bacon-bra-500x562.jpg

    Wait.... maybe I AM a lesbian.......
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
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    What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)

    question is it lean sausage?

    Absolutely not.
  • 33neenaj
    33neenaj Posts: 306
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    Who gives a damn

    *hands you some lube* lets get that stick out of your bum.




    Thanks feels much better now
  • REALBIGBATBASTARD
    REALBIGBATBASTARD Posts: 103 Member
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    only thing i got from this was in and out.

    faster please

    &harder?

    deeper

    whisper in my ear
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)

    Depends on the girth....
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
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    What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)

    Depends on the girth....

    well he just said it's not lean...so i'm gonna go ahead and believe it's a nice fat one.
  • CynthiaElise
    CynthiaElise Posts: 262 Member
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    Oh no she didn't!
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
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    What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)

    Only if you pulled her hair, too.
  • gc_tweety
    gc_tweety Posts: 205 Member
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    Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat

    wrong. that is all i have to say about that.
  • nlwilliamson
    nlwilliamson Posts: 225 Member
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    Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat
    GTFO


    THIS! nuff said.
  • njmp
    njmp Posts: 277 Member
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    Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat
    I don't know you...but you are dead to me. HOW can you say bacon is pointless! Bacon is delicious! It's like saying orgasms are pointless. Orgasms and bacon = best parts of my day.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    Oh no she didn't!

    That's offensive.

    It's not even cooked yet!!
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    This is such AMAZING inspiration.. I'm so motivated!

    ..To now have a bacon cleavage shot. ♥

    Let me work on this...
  • CynthiaElise
    CynthiaElise Posts: 262 Member
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    Oh no she didn't!

    That's offensive.

    It's not even cooked yet!!

    Add a dash of hot & bothered and it'll be cooked in nooo timezl!
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
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    :wink:
    What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)

    Depends on the girth....

    well he just said it's not lean...so i'm gonna go ahead and believe it's a nice fat one.

    If you were a bettin' women it'd be your day :wink:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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