Put it in, Take it out, Put it on, Take it off
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Hmmmm. As my mind was in the gutter at the moment, I am now very disappointed. I'm leaving now!
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only thing i got from this was in and out.
faster please
&harder?
you got it babe0 -
Will people please stop beating the dead horse on this topic. There are rules set up by the Mods that restrict what is allowed and not allowed to be posted. Seriously, just let it go. If your offended, don't look.
Why does it have to be about a body? What if i shoved a picture of bacon in a vegetarians face? Should I not be allowed to post bacon then?
All I can think of is:
Yeah..
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a boom-boom - JUST SHAKE YA PITTS0 -
Gobs and gobs of bacon... and peanut butter... and chocolate...
GENIUS0 -
Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.
Wait.... maybe I AM a lesbian.......0 -
What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)
question is it lean sausage?
Absolutely not.0 -
Who gives a damn
*hands you some lube* lets get that stick out of your bum.
Thanks feels much better now0 -
only thing i got from this was in and out.
faster please
&harder?
deeper
whisper in my ear0 -
What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)
Depends on the girth....0 -
What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)
Depends on the girth....
well he just said it's not lean...so i'm gonna go ahead and believe it's a nice fat one.0 -
Oh no she didn't!0 -
What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)
Only if you pulled her hair, too.0 -
Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat
wrong. that is all i have to say about that.0 -
GTFOIm not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat
THIS! nuff said.0 -
I don't know you...but you are dead to me. HOW can you say bacon is pointless! Bacon is delicious! It's like saying orgasms are pointless. Orgasms and bacon = best parts of my day.Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat0 -
Oh no she didn't!
That's offensive.
It's not even cooked yet!!0 -
This is such AMAZING inspiration.. I'm so motivated!
..To now have a bacon cleavage shot. ♥
Let me work on this...0 -
Oh no she didn't!
That's offensive.
It's not even cooked yet!!
Add a dash of hot & bothered and it'll be cooked in nooo timezl!0 -
What if I put my sausage in a vegetarians mouth? I bet she'd like that. (won't feed dudes)
Depends on the girth....
well he just said it's not lean...so i'm gonna go ahead and believe it's a nice fat one.
If you were a bettin' women it'd be your day 0 -
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Words cannot express my complete and utter disappointment in this thread. Such a glorious opportunity for depravity and filth. :grumble:0
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Oh all this talk of bacon has made me very hot and bothered...... but like she just said VVV I need to work on getting my bod ready for such a cleavage shot! :bigsmile:Add a dash of hot & bothered and it'll be cooked in nooo timezl!This is such AMAZING inspiration.. I'm so motivated!
..To now have a bacon cleavage shot. ♥
Let me work on this...0 -
Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat
you are insane..................
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Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.
What does the bottom look like?0 -
Well, here's my shot at offending quite a few groups of people - bacon haters, vegetarians, vegans, people who hate bikini pics, and people who hate women. There are likely more.
What does the bottom look like?
My guess would be like curtains made of beef.0 -
Gobs and gobs of bacon... and peanut butter... and chocolate...
oh
my
gawdddddddddddddd..............
that picture is SO bacon porn!!!0 -
Words cannot express my complete and utter disappointment in this thread. Such a glorious opportunity for depravity and filth. :grumble:
Me too! But only because I'm vegetarian!! :happy:0 -
Popcorn anyone?
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Im not a vegetarian, but bacon is nasty....honestly it is such a pointless meat
BLASPHEMY!!!0 -
Gobs and gobs of bacon... and peanut butter... and chocolate...
oh
my
gawdddddddddddddd..............
that picture is SO bacon porn!!!
.....and i'm out! I'm out of the contest! *looks for Kleenex*0
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