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Harry Potter "yo mama" jokes

maab_connor
Posts: 3,927 Member
this is going on on FB and it's way too much fun not to totally rip off their idea and bring it here for Friday shenanigans.
i will start:
Yo mama so dumb, she brought her mail to take the OWLs.
and.... go!
i will start:
Yo mama so dumb, she brought her mail to take the OWLs.
and.... go!
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yo mama so ugly, she turned the basilisk to stone0
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*snort... Oh Maab... lol0
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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.0
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Yo mama so fat she got sorted into Waffle House.0
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Yo mama so dumb she thought Hogwart's was an STD.0
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.0
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Yo momma so ugly they mistook her for a troll in the dungeon.0
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yo mama so crazy she makes Bellatrix look like the poster child for sanity0
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Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Gringotts Bank and the goblins gave her an employment application.0
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Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Gringotts Bank and the goblins gave her an employment application.
HA! :laugh:0 -
Yo mama so fat, her Boggart is a salad.0
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Yo mama so fat, her Boggart is a salad.
LMAO!0 -
yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake0
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.0
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Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake0
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yo mama so fat, her patronus is cake.
Damn!! you beat me too it.0 -
yo mama so fat, her patronus is cake.
Damn!! you beat me too it.
i think three of us hit reply on that one at once. LOL0 -
Yo mama's so old she still calls Gandalf "The Grey"0
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yo mama so fat, her patronus is cake.
Damn!! you beat me too it.
LOL oops sorry.. great minds think alike!0 -
yo mama so dumb, the confundus charm won't work on her0
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yo mama so ugly, even a beater wouldn't hit that.0
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yo mama is such a slob, she used Mrs. Scower's Magical Mess Remover and the whole house disappeared0
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This thread .... it's like Stormwind trade chat all over again.............
Who is starting the "Harry Potter and the Anal Staff" jokes now?0 -
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yo mama is such a slob, she used Mrs. Scower's Magical Mess Remover and the whole house disappeared0 -
Yo mama so fat she can only use her broom to sweep.0
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These are hilarious! I'm going to have to think on this for a while.0
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yo mama so fat, her Point Me only ever goes to the kitchen.0
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bump0
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Yo mama's so old she still calls Gandalf "The Grey"0
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Yo mama's so old she still calls Gandalf "The Grey"
hahahahahahahahaha..... Silly Lord of the Rings fans.0
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