Harry Potter "yo mama" jokes
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Yo mama so ugly, even Felix Felicis wouldn't get her lucky at the Three Broomsticks.0
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Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue0
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Yo momma's so fat, everyone calls her "She who must not wear Spandex"
ok, I literally laughed at my desk at this one.
YES! I look like a total idiot at work right now.0 -
Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them.0
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Yo momma's such a dumb slut, they call her "Dumb-ol-*kitten*"0
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This thread .... it's like Stormwind trade chat all over again.............
Who is starting the "Harry Potter and the Anal Staff" jokes now?
Harry Potter wields Thuderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker? Sorry, could not resist. Maybe I should have said Harry Potter and his Dragonspine Trophy?0 -
Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.
These are cracking me up :laugh:0 -
yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !0 -
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Yo mama so old she remembered when Nicholas Flamel was that snot-nosed punk down the road street.0
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Yo mama so fat, even Aunt Marge said "DAAAAYYUUUMMM"
post-inflation.0 -
Yo mama so fat she got sorted into Waffle House.
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Yo momma's so old, her mail was delivered by Pterodactyl!0
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Yo momma so Ugly she makes Aragog look like the homecoming queen0
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Yo momma so old, she remembers when Voldemort had a nose.0
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Yo mama so fat, it takes ten wizards performing Wingardium Leviosa to get her off the couch0
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Yo mama so fat, even Aunt Marge said "DAAAAYYUUUMMM"
post-inflation.
hahahah i love the after tag!! :laugh:0 -
Yo mama so Ugly the they named her she-who-must-not-be-seen0
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Yo mama's so ugly, the Whomping Willow whomped itself.0
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Yo momma is so fat she got sorted into all 4 houses.
Yo momma is so dumb she brought syrup to a Quidditch match because she heard there would be quaffles.
Yo momma is so ugly even the basilisk won't look her in the eye.
okay that's all I've got for now.0
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