Harry Potter "yo mama" jokes

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    yo mama so ugly, even a beater wouldn't hit that.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    yo mama is such a slob, she used Mrs. Scower's Magical Mess Remover and the whole house disappeared
  • Turtlehurdle
    Turtlehurdle Posts: 412
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    This thread .... it's like Stormwind trade chat all over again.............


    Who is starting the "Harry Potter and the Anal Staff" jokes now?
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    yo mama is such a slob, she used Mrs. Scower's Magical Mess Remover and the whole house disappeared
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
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    Yo mama so fat she can only use her broom to sweep.
  • Devona14
    Devona14 Posts: 171
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    These are hilarious! I'm going to have to think on this for a while.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    yo mama so fat, her Point Me only ever goes to the kitchen.
  • BLSaw
    BLSaw Posts: 216 Member
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    bump
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    Yo mama's so old she still calls Gandalf "The Grey"
    Lol what.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    Yo mama's so old she still calls Gandalf "The Grey"

    hahahahahahahahaha..... Silly Lord of the Rings fans.
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
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    Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought Expecto Patronum meant you were demanding a drank!
  • katies2boys
    katies2boys Posts: 69 Member
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    Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
  • melbot24
    melbot24 Posts: 347 Member
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    Yo mama's feet are so stinky, even Dobby won't go near her socks.
  • alpha1029
    alpha1029 Posts: 139
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    Yo mama so fat, her invisibility cloak is now an invisibility cape.
  • ipiddock
    ipiddock Posts: 97 Member
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    This thread .... it's like Stormwind trade chat all over again.............


    Who is starting the "Harry Potter and the Anal Staff" jokes now?

    Oh god, playing that game is what got me fat! On a break to get fit before MoP hits!
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    yo mama so desperate she begged Ollivander to make her wand "extra" magic
  • emmy3111
    emmy3111 Posts: 482 Member
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    this are HILARIOUS!!!
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
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    Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You had me laughing out loud
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
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    Yo momma's so fat, everyone calls her "She who must not wear Spandex"
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    Yo momma's so fat, everyone calls her "She who must not wear Spandex"

    ok, I literally laughed at my desk at this one.

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