Harry Potter "yo mama" jokes

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  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought Expecto Patronum meant you were demanding a drank!
  • katies2boys
    katies2boys Posts: 69 Member
    Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
  • melbot24
    melbot24 Posts: 347 Member
    Yo mama's feet are so stinky, even Dobby won't go near her socks.
  • alpha1029
    alpha1029 Posts: 139
    Yo mama so fat, her invisibility cloak is now an invisibility cape.
  • ipiddock
    ipiddock Posts: 97 Member
    This thread .... it's like Stormwind trade chat all over again.............


    Who is starting the "Harry Potter and the Anal Staff" jokes now?

    Oh god, playing that game is what got me fat! On a break to get fit before MoP hits!
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    yo mama so desperate she begged Ollivander to make her wand "extra" magic
  • emmy3111
    emmy3111 Posts: 482 Member
    this are HILARIOUS!!!
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You had me laughing out loud
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Yo momma's so fat, everyone calls her "She who must not wear Spandex"
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    Yo momma's so fat, everyone calls her "She who must not wear Spandex"

    ok, I literally laughed at my desk at this one.
  • alpha1029
    alpha1029 Posts: 139
    Yo mama so ugly, even Felix Felicis wouldn't get her lucky at the Three Broomsticks.
  • katies2boys
    katies2boys Posts: 69 Member
    Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
  • katies2boys
    katies2boys Posts: 69 Member
    Yo momma's so fat, everyone calls her "She who must not wear Spandex"

    ok, I literally laughed at my desk at this one.

    YES! I look like a total idiot at work right now.
  • katies2boys
    katies2boys Posts: 69 Member
    Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them.
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Yo momma's such a dumb slut, they call her "Dumb-ol-*kitten*"
  • GeekyGirlLyn
    GeekyGirlLyn Posts: 238 Member
    This thread .... it's like Stormwind trade chat all over again.............


    Who is starting the "Harry Potter and the Anal Staff" jokes now?

    Harry Potter wields Thuderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker? :p Sorry, could not resist. Maybe I should have said Harry Potter and his Dragonspine Trophy?
  • helencita13
    helencita13 Posts: 76 Member
    Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.


    These are cracking me up :laugh:
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
    yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake


    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
    bump
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Yo mama so old she remembered when Nicholas Flamel was that snot-nosed punk down the road street.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Yo mama so fat, even Aunt Marge said "DAAAAYYUUUMMM"


    post-inflation.
  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
    Yo mama so fat she got sorted into Waffle House.

    :laugh: :heart:
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Yo momma's so old, her mail was delivered by Pterodactyl!
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
    Yo momma so Ugly she makes Aragog look like the homecoming queen
  • smaugish
    smaugish Posts: 244 Member
    Yo momma so old, she remembers when Voldemort had a nose.
  • alpha1029
    alpha1029 Posts: 139
    Yo mama so fat, it takes ten wizards performing Wingardium Leviosa to get her off the couch
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Yo mama so fat, even Aunt Marge said "DAAAAYYUUUMMM"


    post-inflation.

    hahahah i love the after tag!! :laugh:
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
    Yo mama so Ugly the they named her she-who-must-not-be-seen
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Yo mama's so ugly, the Whomping Willow whomped itself.
  • dragonbait0126
    dragonbait0126 Posts: 568 Member
    Yo momma is so fat she got sorted into all 4 houses.

    Yo momma is so dumb she brought syrup to a Quidditch match because she heard there would be quaffles.

    Yo momma is so ugly even the basilisk won't look her in the eye.


    okay that's all I've got for now.
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