shocking mfp tale
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Group of vampires who....0
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were dressed in lulu lemon workout gear and carrying....0
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Glitter so they can sparkle and make teenage girls go " oh wow" because0
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necklaces made of garlic, and large boomboxes...0
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were the thing teenage girls were into these days. So nursecheryl had the greatest idea...0
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To SELL the sparkling vampires to the teenaged girls so everyone could buy Jillian Michaels workout videos! PrayerofAmity thought the idea was...0
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better than her current Richard Simmons workout DVDs, until Jillian stepped through the TV and...0
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Said, "whatisyourWHY?"0
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and PrayerofAmity fainted and landed on...0
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splashangels big long fungus filled toe nails...0
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Who were supposed to be cut and donated to the Save the Zombie Society, but now were ruined by....0
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drool dripping from PrayerofAmity who had fainted. The Save the Zombie Society had a strict policy against bodily fluids. Jillian poured water on PrayerofAmity and.....0
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She vanished into thin air.0
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Like the wicked witch of the west.0
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Or those flying monkeys.0
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Truth be told, PrayerofAmity didn't disappear at all; she turned into a toad. After Beatrixia almost stepped on PrayerofAmity, beatrixia thought to herself, "OH! Where is that handsome prince when you need him, anyway? I bet he could solve this little problem with a kiss or two!" Just then, the handsome prince...0
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came crashing through Beatrixia's front door, tripped over her chair, slid across the floor and slammed into the marble wall infront of him giving him baseball size lump on his forehead... just then0
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Hyperionguy walks over with a gin and tonic to ease the pain, when all of a sudden out of nowhere he hears...0
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It must be that what I heard was the lifeless body of this thread hitting the floor after I speared it in its dark heart.0
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Don't be silly, hyperionguy. As you and the handsome prince enjoyed happy hour, super-efficient beatrixia asked some friendly neighborhood contractors to repair the damage the high-strung handsome prince created. _That's_ the noise you heard--the contractors, fixin' stuff. (Beatrixia is still not sure why the handsome prince didn't just open the door like a _normal_ prince. Whatev. BTW, hyperionguy, please inform your new BFF, Prince What's-His-Name, that he should expect a bill at the castle any day now.)
SO, PrayerofAmity is still a toad because the injured prince has been OF NO USE WHATSOEVER ever since hyperionguy helped "ease his pain" with gin & tonic. *Beatrixia sighs and rolls eyes* One of the contractors, seeing the dilemma, suggested...0
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