shocking mfp tale

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  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
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    ...that beatrixia mind her own beeswax. So she did. :tongue:
  • JacquelineD35
    JacquelineD35 Posts: 279 Member
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    bump
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    And then again, "bump!"

    For a panicked moment the prince thought the flying monkeys were attacking, but then realized it was only the repair work to the castle. Feeling slightly embarassed by his own foolishness, he ...
  • luvs2teachincali
    luvs2teachincali Posts: 207 Member
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    ordered a large Meat Lovers from Pizza hut and refused to share until....

    (what? I have a craving, don't judge, LOL!)
  • TonyM1984
    TonyM1984 Posts: 267
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    Then two hot girls in thongs walked in, and the lights got dim!
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
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    There was a chomping sound. The two hot girls frowned at eachother, facial features just barely visible in the dim light.

    "What is that?!" whispered Hot Girl #1.

    "I don't know ...".

    The chomping sound got louder, more fervent.

    "Right" said Hot Girl #2 "I'm switching this light back on!"

    Hot Girl #1 nodded, marched over to the light switch, flicked it and....
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    ... time seemed to dilate. It was an eternity before the audible click registered with her ears. The light was blinding, and for another eternity she stood there, hand on the light switch, unable to process the massive visual overload. Wiping away the tears which had welled up, she looked back at Hot Girl #2, then down at herself an exclaimed, "why are we wearing thongs?"

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