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The most off the wall pickup lines

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  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
    Hey.. sorry are you Mickey?.. cuz ur so fine!

    Are you from Tennessee?.. cuz you're the only Ten I see..
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
    Excuse me, but were your parents thieves? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

    EPIC FAIL
  • moreno89
    moreno89 Posts: 210 Member
    hmm i don't have one,but i will say this is lame when people stop in the middle of traffic when i'm running and try to talk to me,or honk their horn it scares me lol i just get alot of stares....there was this guy at the mall in the parking lot who tried to get my number,he was so nervous,he complimented my lighter and said oh white thats a good look lol

    The horn scares me EVERY single time. like seriously??? STOP doing that!


    lol i hate them for that
  • moreno89
    moreno89 Posts: 210 Member
    Hey.. sorry are you Mickey?.. cuz ur so fine!

    Are you from Tennessee?.. cuz you're the only Ten I see..



    lol i like that!! coolio
  • alleycat88
    alleycat88 Posts: 756 Member
    Are you from Tennessee?.. cuz you're the only Ten I see..





    yeah heard that one... from a 50 year old man at a gas station in Bumfu(k, Louisiana.
  • skinimin
    skinimin Posts: 252 Member
    I HATE when people honk the horn, it freaks me out!

    When I was out at a bar a young man spent about 3 minutes sniffing my hair before I realised he was even behind me. Needless to say I went home with him.
  • tkb1985
    tkb1985 Posts: 146 Member
    Not the worst pickup line I've ever heard (though it is LAME) but by FAR the best come back I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

    Drunken Moron: 'Nice dress love, take it off!

    My Awesome Friend: 'No thanks mate, I already have one c**t in my knickers, I really don't need another one!'

    One of the happiest moments of my life! I laughed so hard I was crying :happy:
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
    "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me"
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    "what was the name of your last girlfriend?"
    "wanna be my boyfriend?"
  • Sherylmarlee
    Sherylmarlee Posts: 224 Member
    heard this the other day at the grocery....."you're the party and I'm the guest list". I honestly didn't know how to respond. lol!!
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    I heard this o the radio today..

    "great outfit. It'd look even better on my bedroom floor"
    heheh
  • saralynn594
    saralynn594 Posts: 321
    Reading all of these..I am so turned on right now
  • yankeesforever
    yankeesforever Posts: 14
    "That dress is very becoming on you. If I was on you I'd be cumming too."
  • aimee_1410
    aimee_1410 Posts: 19
    A guy tried to chat me up at a bar recently, I told him I wasn't interested that I had a boyfriend.

    He handed me his phone and said "Ring him and tell him you wont be home tonight"

    CHEEK!
  • somesuchsayer
    somesuchsayer Posts: 20
    My buddy and I used to go clubbing and randomly hit on girls with purposely horrible lines. His favorite was, "I'm stupid as *kitten*, will you be my friend?" Hahaha so much fun watching reactions.
  • direwolfprincess
    direwolfprincess Posts: 261 Member
    I like to use

    "I like my men like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."

    Any takers? :love:

    NO? Shocker.

    By far the cheesiest was a guy who saw me walking in a light rain drizzle and said "Darling, come with me holding out his umbrella, don't you know sugar melts in water?"
    Huh, no I am good. Stay there. Stay. Away.
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
    Him: "I'm former military. You look like my type."

    Me: "What?"

    Him: "You're wearing red, white and blue. Those are america's colors!"

    Me: "They are also the colors of France, Chile, Cuba, Ice Land, North Korea, Norway, England and Australia."

    Him: "Oh..." *walks off*

    To this day, I don't understand that pick up line at all.
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    I like to use

    "I like my men like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."

    Any takers? :love:

    NO? Shocker.
    Thank you for making me literally laugh out loud and perking up a tough evening.

    I am totally stealing that line! :bigsmile:
  • paint_it_black
    paint_it_black Posts: 208 Member
    I was once randomly asked 'do you do pot noodle?'

    If that doesn't make sense watch the video, but as a result i laughed so hard i made a very unladylike snorting noise, the guy looked at me like i'd just grown horns and wandered off. Yes people thats right, i can even turn random psychos off.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmF01Igq3I
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Some dude PM'd said I was hot....tried to get me to swap pics, claimed it was research.
  • shellebelle87
    shellebelle87 Posts: 291 Member
    Not the worst pickup line I've ever heard (though it is LAME) but by FAR the best come back I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

    Drunken Moron: 'Nice dress love, take it off!

    My Awesome Friend: 'No thanks mate, I already have one c**t in my knickers, I really don't need another one!'

    One of the happiest moments of my life! I laughed so hard I was crying :happy:

    That is amazing! I bow down to your friend!
  • angelicarubi
    angelicarubi Posts: 148 Member
    " Honey you make my liver quiver"
  • ster81
    ster81 Posts: 249
    Not off the wall, but works everytime I've used it. Girl: so what's your name? Me: my friends call me Lester, but you can call me tonight :)
  • aimee_1410
    aimee_1410 Posts: 19
    How's your ovaries for a white wash?
  • Fatal1ty2k5
    Fatal1ty2k5 Posts: 333 Member
    Will you be my girlfriend so I can cum on your face?
  • asdandme
    asdandme Posts: 72 Member
    Damn you built like a brick ****house! really!? and my personal favorite....girl you're so pretty you'd make a gay dog turn around and hump your leg....what does that even mean?????????????
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Many years ago when I was younger and better looking, a girl walked up to me with this to say:
    "Excuse me but, I have a bet going on with my girlfriends over there.
    I bet them that I could get you to make out with me and they say that I can't."

    I had to break it to her that, because I was married, she was going to lose that bet.

    Of corse in hindsight had I known that my (ex) wife was humping everything with a pulse, maybe things would have turned out different.
  • Mina133842
    Mina133842 Posts: 1,573 Member
    while I was at work - "nice rack, let's go out" the ENTIRE time staring at my chest like a hungry baby.
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    Here are a few of my favorites:

    "Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight.. or do I have to walk by again?"
    "Damn! They say milk does a body good, but how much have you had to drink?"

    This one was said to me the other day (I work at a convenient store, so I get to see creepers on a daily basis).
    Him: "Do you take pretty pills?"
    Me: "No, can't say that I do."
    Him: "Oh, I was just concerned that you may have had an overdose."

    I must admit though, that was clever!
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
    My friend got this yesterday:

    "I wanna mess up your lipstick, not your mascara"
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