The most off the wall pickup lines

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Bend over I think I love you.
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
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    My all time favorite that totally gets me in any girl's pants I want...

    I put the STD in STUD. All I need now is U.

    ^ I'm speechless at how awesome this is.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    *Random dude screams in my face over music*

    "WAZZ SHZER NAME?? I'M DDRRUNK!"

    I ran.

    I was high, not drunk. I was saying "what's your name my dear, I'm drake."
    You must have heard it with drunk ears.
    That's a great one as well. Any guy tells me his name is Drake, I'm Audi 5000.

    I don't get it. Is he like that dude on Taboo who sexes cars?
    Audi 5000 <<< You obviously haven't seen Stepbrothers. You should change that.

    I think I slept through the boring 90 minutes of that movie...
    I love will ferrel but that sucked...
    .....

    I am speechless. You have crushed my soul and broken my heart.
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
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    "Girl your eyes are so pretty I wanna cut them out and add them to my collection"

    I stopped hanging out in Soho for a while.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    Do you believe in love at 1st sight or should I walk by again?
  • saramariebabyy
    saramariebabyy Posts: 245
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    hmm i don't have one,but i will say this is lame when people stop in the middle of traffic when i'm running and try to talk to me,or honk their horn it scares me lol i just get alot of stares....there was this guy at the mall in the parking lot who tried to get my number,he was so nervous,he complimented my lighter and said oh white thats a good look lol

    The horn scares me EVERY single time. like seriously??? STOP doing that!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Nice shoes want to ****?
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    From the great May West:

    "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?"
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    From the great May West:

    "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?"

    Actually yes it is a gun.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
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    you wanna get a pizza and *kitten*?
    No? Ok, forget the pizza.
  • F__7
    F__7 Posts: 371 Member
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    Hey.. sorry are you Mickey?.. cuz ur so fine!

    Are you from Tennessee?.. cuz you're the only Ten I see..
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
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    Excuse me, but were your parents thieves? Then who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

    EPIC FAIL
  • moreno89
    moreno89 Posts: 210 Member
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    hmm i don't have one,but i will say this is lame when people stop in the middle of traffic when i'm running and try to talk to me,or honk their horn it scares me lol i just get alot of stares....there was this guy at the mall in the parking lot who tried to get my number,he was so nervous,he complimented my lighter and said oh white thats a good look lol

    The horn scares me EVERY single time. like seriously??? STOP doing that!


    lol i hate them for that
  • moreno89
    moreno89 Posts: 210 Member
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    Hey.. sorry are you Mickey?.. cuz ur so fine!

    Are you from Tennessee?.. cuz you're the only Ten I see..



    lol i like that!! coolio
  • alleycat88
    alleycat88 Posts: 756 Member
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    Are you from Tennessee?.. cuz you're the only Ten I see..





    yeah heard that one... from a 50 year old man at a gas station in Bumfu(k, Louisiana.
  • skinimin
    skinimin Posts: 252 Member
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    I HATE when people honk the horn, it freaks me out!

    When I was out at a bar a young man spent about 3 minutes sniffing my hair before I realised he was even behind me. Needless to say I went home with him.
  • tkb1985
    tkb1985 Posts: 146 Member
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    Not the worst pickup line I've ever heard (though it is LAME) but by FAR the best come back I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

    Drunken Moron: 'Nice dress love, take it off!

    My Awesome Friend: 'No thanks mate, I already have one c**t in my knickers, I really don't need another one!'

    One of the happiest moments of my life! I laughed so hard I was crying :happy:
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
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    "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me"
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,167 Member
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    "what was the name of your last girlfriend?"
    "wanna be my boyfriend?"
  • Sherylmarlee
    Sherylmarlee Posts: 224 Member
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    heard this the other day at the grocery....."you're the party and I'm the guest list". I honestly didn't know how to respond. lol!!

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