The most off the wall pickup lines

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  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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    I heard this o the radio today..

    "great outfit. It'd look even better on my bedroom floor"
    heheh
  • saralynn594
    saralynn594 Posts: 321
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    Reading all of these..I am so turned on right now
  • yankeesforever
    yankeesforever Posts: 14
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    "That dress is very becoming on you. If I was on you I'd be cumming too."
  • aimee_1410
    aimee_1410 Posts: 19
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    A guy tried to chat me up at a bar recently, I told him I wasn't interested that I had a boyfriend.

    He handed me his phone and said "Ring him and tell him you wont be home tonight"

    CHEEK!
  • somesuchsayer
    somesuchsayer Posts: 20
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    My buddy and I used to go clubbing and randomly hit on girls with purposely horrible lines. His favorite was, "I'm stupid as *kitten*, will you be my friend?" Hahaha so much fun watching reactions.
  • direwolfprincess
    direwolfprincess Posts: 261 Member
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    I like to use

    "I like my men like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."

    Any takers? :love:

    NO? Shocker.

    By far the cheesiest was a guy who saw me walking in a light rain drizzle and said "Darling, come with me holding out his umbrella, don't you know sugar melts in water?"
    Huh, no I am good. Stay there. Stay. Away.
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
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    Him: "I'm former military. You look like my type."

    Me: "What?"

    Him: "You're wearing red, white and blue. Those are america's colors!"

    Me: "They are also the colors of France, Chile, Cuba, Ice Land, North Korea, Norway, England and Australia."

    Him: "Oh..." *walks off*

    To this day, I don't understand that pick up line at all.
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
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    I like to use

    "I like my men like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer."

    Any takers? :love:

    NO? Shocker.
    Thank you for making me literally laugh out loud and perking up a tough evening.

    I am totally stealing that line! :bigsmile:
  • paint_it_black
    paint_it_black Posts: 208 Member
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    I was once randomly asked 'do you do pot noodle?'

    If that doesn't make sense watch the video, but as a result i laughed so hard i made a very unladylike snorting noise, the guy looked at me like i'd just grown horns and wandered off. Yes people thats right, i can even turn random psychos off.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmF01Igq3I
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    Some dude PM'd said I was hot....tried to get me to swap pics, claimed it was research.
  • shellebelle87
    shellebelle87 Posts: 291 Member
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    Not the worst pickup line I've ever heard (though it is LAME) but by FAR the best come back I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

    Drunken Moron: 'Nice dress love, take it off!

    My Awesome Friend: 'No thanks mate, I already have one c**t in my knickers, I really don't need another one!'

    One of the happiest moments of my life! I laughed so hard I was crying :happy:

    That is amazing! I bow down to your friend!
  • angelicarubi
    angelicarubi Posts: 148 Member
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    " Honey you make my liver quiver"
  • ster81
    ster81 Posts: 249
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    Not off the wall, but works everytime I've used it. Girl: so what's your name? Me: my friends call me Lester, but you can call me tonight :)
  • aimee_1410
    aimee_1410 Posts: 19
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    How's your ovaries for a white wash?
  • Fatal1ty2k5
    Fatal1ty2k5 Posts: 333 Member
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    Will you be my girlfriend so I can cum on your face?
  • asdandme
    asdandme Posts: 72 Member
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    Damn you built like a brick ****house! really!? and my personal favorite....girl you're so pretty you'd make a gay dog turn around and hump your leg....what does that even mean?????????????
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Many years ago when I was younger and better looking, a girl walked up to me with this to say:
    "Excuse me but, I have a bet going on with my girlfriends over there.
    I bet them that I could get you to make out with me and they say that I can't."

    I had to break it to her that, because I was married, she was going to lose that bet.

    Of corse in hindsight had I known that my (ex) wife was humping everything with a pulse, maybe things would have turned out different.
  • Mina133842
    Mina133842 Posts: 1,573 Member
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    while I was at work - "nice rack, let's go out" the ENTIRE time staring at my chest like a hungry baby.
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
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    Here are a few of my favorites:

    "Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight.. or do I have to walk by again?"
    "Damn! They say milk does a body good, but how much have you had to drink?"

    This one was said to me the other day (I work at a convenient store, so I get to see creepers on a daily basis).
    Him: "Do you take pretty pills?"
    Me: "No, can't say that I do."
    Him: "Oh, I was just concerned that you may have had an overdose."

    I must admit though, that was clever!
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
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    My friend got this yesterday:

    "I wanna mess up your lipstick, not your mascara"

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