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Intermittent Farting.

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
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  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Guys... I'm scared...
    I ate 4 slices of cheesecake yesterday and I'm worried the next fart might not be a fart...
    oh... and I'm at work...
    ...oh god it hurts...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Guys... I'm scared...
    I ate 4 slices of cheesecake yesterday and I'm worried the next fart might not be a fart...
    oh... and I'm at work...
    ...oh god it hurts...
    Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Guys... I'm scared...
    I ate 4 slices of cheesecake yesterday and I'm worried the next fart might not be a fart...
    oh... and I'm at work...
    ...oh god it hurts...
    Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
    Thank you for your wise words yoda, but it's too late for me. I'm going to be suffering in a stall in a couple hours
  • UncleMac
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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  • GabriellaEstrella
    GabriellaEstrella Posts: 1,513 Member
    :D to funny
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
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  • LiftingRiot
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  • UncleMac
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  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,886 Member
    It smells in this room?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    RichardTrenchard wrote: »
    It smells in this room?
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
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  • UncleMac
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  • UncleMac
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  • UncleMac
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    Beans for lunch?

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  • UncleMac
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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Sidesteal wrote: »
    I've decided to try Intermittent Farting. You basically skip breakfast, then you Fart, Intermittently. Most common practice is the 16/8 IF plan where you hold it for 16 seconds then you rip one for 8 seconds. The other alternative method of IF is called Fart, Stop, Fart, but that's more of an alternate day plan.

    BCAA's optional.

    I need some fart advice, to speed my weightloss on the 16/8 IF plan, do I go for the loud obnoxious ones or the silent but deadly? I read on the internet that the silent but deadly ones burns more calories due to the fermentation process in the making of it. I need to know so I can corporate the right foods into my diet for the desired fart effect.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    azymth99 wrote: »
    I tried a farting cleanse once- where you eat nothing but beans an broccoli for 3 straight days and clinch your but cheeks (to build up pressure) until the 4th day- during which you spend the entire day releasing the gas.

    That day almost got me fired and divorced...

    OMG I am dying, funniest thread ever, cannot believe I have sat here and read 22 pages worth of posts!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,007 Member
    One of the classics...

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  • UncleMac
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