Intermittent Farting.

jendiaz9732

OH MY GOD I CANT TOO DAMN FUNNY. Is this serious though

UncleMac

jendiaz9732 wrote: »

OH MY GOD I CANT TOO DAMN FUNNY. Is this serious though

Serious is such a harsh word...

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SomeGirlSomewhere

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Forty6and2

I'll never not be happy when this thread makes a comeback!

crssftlv

Yanicka1 wrote: »

A high protein diet is really important when doing IF

I agree, there's nothing like a good protein fart

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EnrgizerBnny

But does it count if you fart in your sleep how do you keep track, do you track inches lost?

UncleMac

EnrgizerBnny wrote: »

But does it count if you fart in your sleep how do you keep track, do you track inches lost?

Weigh before sleep; weigh after sleep.

LiftingRiot

EnrgizerBnny

UncleMac wrote: »

EnrgizerBnny wrote: »

But does it count if you fart in your sleep how do you keep track, do you track inches lost?

Weigh before sleep; weigh after sleep.

Duh huh! Lmao

asianfashionista86

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jendiaz9732

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Pinnacle_IAO

I like to wait until elevator rides...and just watch the looks on other faces...

Sparky_1113

This whole thread made me laugh so hard, tears came out my eyes and gas out my *kitten*.

UncleMac

Pinnacle_IAO wrote: »

I like to wait until elevator rides...and just watch the looks on other faces...

To maximize the benefits in this kind of situation, you should say "Do you smell popcorn?" and people will take a good sniff... and then watch the faces!!

allanthfc

Sheesh. I work in an office and cannot stifle the giggles and snorts reading page 1. Best wait till hometime lol.

I thought it was a typo.

hollie894

KaleidoscopeEyes1056 wrote: »

But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

I'm curious! How does one eat back a fart? :bigsmile:

trap it in a paper bag and then suck it back in. It's also better for the environment.

OMG I am DYING!

UncleMac

http://www.wikihow.com/Fart-Quietly