We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

Intermittent Farting.

1…1516182021…32

Replies

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    lighting-farts-on-fire.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    tumblr_nkpelk2xIo1u0k6deo7_250.gif
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    7312014063923.png
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    424151_292856834117569_212147665521820_695326_1652833501_n.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    fart-scene-o.gif
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    Sidesteal wrote: »
    But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

    Over 9000. And yes.

    I feel like you're using BroScience to get this number. Show me stats!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    1shauna1 wrote: »
    Sidesteal wrote: »
    But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

    Over 9000. And yes.

    I feel like you're using BroScience to get this number. Show me stats!
    Sidesteal was so successful with Intermittent Farting, he reached his goal which was to be a runway model in Milan. He deactivated his account to escape the MFP paparazzi.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    fart-in-church-funny-sign.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    Fart+so+loud_995cbb_3564533.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    5df1126449ee45eb626aa98912dfff74.jpg
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    No wonder I'm always hungry after I use the bathroom. With the combinations of the drop and farts, my stomach feels so empty!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    imal7ges.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    58526470.jpg
  • five1113
    five1113 Posts: 88 Member
    And what began as a curious peek into a farting forum... led me to... well Fart
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    five1113 wrote: »
    And what began as a curious peek into a farting forum... led me to... well Fart
    Rumour claims girls don't actually fart... although my ex-wife during her vegan times could make crop circles while walking through the field so I'm fairly confident that rumour isn't accurate.
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,275 Member
    If you can hear a very quiet fart, that you made, if you talk loudly, can that mask the sound so others did not hear it?

    I will admit to dating a guy, who did so many noxious, loud, over the top farts, it was a real turn off, and I dumped him because of his intestinal gas!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    softblondechick wrote: »
    If you can hear a very quiet fart, that you made, if you talk loudly, can that mask the sound so others did not hear it?
    Timing is important. If the fart and loud voice are simultaneous, perfect but a vocal pause punctuated by poot...
    softblondechick wrote: »
    I will admit to dating a guy, who did so many noxious, loud, over the top farts, it was a real turn off, and I dumped him because of his intestinal gas!
    It seems to me that the flatulence was a sign of other issues. I'm all for farting but there is a time and a place.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    funny-fart-jokes1.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    67k0r.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    Ep01_owen_fart_large.gif
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    f9f9c11529493cc84e339878ada726f4.jpg
  • mistikal13
    mistikal13 Posts: 1,457 Member
    :D
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    giphy.gif

  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
    edited June 2015
    Does that mean a dutch oven is good for you?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    Jag7694 wrote: »
    Does that mean a dutch oven is good for you?
    At least for one of you...
  • GRITSandSLUTSandWINOS
    GRITSandSLUTSandWINOS Posts: 2,573 Member
    LorinaLynn wrote: »
    But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

    Do you need a lighter to burn the calories?

    Have you actually tried it? It is like burning of a rocket . . . fire shoots out like a blow torch. Watched my best friend do this once in HS and I 'still' laugh about it . . . especially when we get a chance to get together. She was also my roommate for a while after college. Hysterical! She'd do just about anything for a laugh.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    ha19134c1.jpeg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,034 Member
    e47891ffce12973af2b829c1bc82b75d95385358c0a196b782c1300b7c7a85b3.jpg
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
    How does this make it to 19 pages? Not saying its not funny... but 19 pages everyone? don't you have SOMETHING else to do....
  • go4me1
    go4me1 Posts: 101 Member
    Gross!!! *kitten* that.

Categories