Intermittent Farting.

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For those who are struggling, there is help available...

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Bill8855

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You know the secret behind the high level of fitness of NBA players? Intermittent farting.

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ForStMicheal

been doing this for years

andympanda

pastryari wrote: »

But how many calories does it burn and do I need to eat them back?

Only if the calories are from beans,

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paulbearss

I tried the leanstains (sharting) program but my wife got mad about the laundry all the time ! so im going to go back to counting my calories

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paulbearss wrote: »

I tried the leanstains (sharting) program but my wife got mad about the laundry all the time ! so im going to go back to counting my calories

It is difficult to succeed when one's spouse isn't supportive.

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MERRYMONKEY512

The farts that startle your pets are the most productive. If I can get my cat to jump up and spin around in fear, I know I have put in some good work.

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MERRYMONKEY512 wrote: »

The farts that startle your pets are the most productive. If I can get my cat to jump up and spin around in fear, I know I have put in some good work.

You mean like this...?

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Timshel_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDVrmSEZEKg

odusgolp

It warms my cockles to see this thread back on the front page above "Bang, Bang Softly, Not Bang" threads...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTnD40xvSeM

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blueyellowhorse

poop

S4Lyons

I farted.

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S4Lyons

UncleMac wrote: »

this guy ^