What is a 'real woman' these days?

CassiusKnox
CassiusKnox Posts: 305 Member
edited December 27 in Chit-Chat
There's another tread on the board at the moment discussing what it is to be a 'real man'. You know... real men don't cry... real men don't ask for help... real men don't wear skinny jeans that kind of thing. Lots of women LOVE 'real' men it seems.

So I'm just wondering what a 'real woman' is these days? I'd especially like to hear from 'real men' and the women who love them because these people clearly have got the best grip on reality.
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  • thedancingleper
    thedancingleper Posts: 158 Member
    I suppose if you can't stick your hand through her, she's probably a real woman.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I suppose if you can't stick your hand through her, she's probably a real woman.
    This answer works.
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    Whatever they tell you and don't dare you answer back!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    Whatever they tell you and don't dare you answer back!

    hahaha! nice!
  • 3LittleMonkeyMom
    3LittleMonkeyMom Posts: 259
    Whatever they tell you and don't dare you answer back!

    :laugh: Fought the good fight once or twice, eh?
  • Substances
    Substances Posts: 120 Member
    Anyone who identifies as a female.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I suppose if you can't stick your hand through her, she's probably a real woman.

    Good one!
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    Whatever they tell you and don't dare you answer back!

    :laugh: Fought the good fight once or twice, eh?

    I've found agreeing and being nice, leads to an easier life!
  • PinkyFran
    PinkyFran Posts: 54
    a real woman doesnt come with batteries nor do u blow her up lol.......just sayin :noway: :laugh:
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Real women you and your friends enjoy hanging out with.. no editing necessary for this little lady
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    A real woman lives in the kitchen, obviously. You'll have a hard time finding a real woman on MFP, because they're too busy slaving over dinner and dishes.
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    a real woman doesnt come with batteries nor do u blow her up lol.......just sayin :noway: :laugh:

    All my ex's came with batteries - the rabbit was fairly useless without...
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    Whatever they tell you and don't dare you answer back!

    Finally a real man!
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    One who knows better than to worry about silly labels like 'real'.
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    a real woman was born with lady parts and not man parts. simple as that.
  • PinkyFran
    PinkyFran Posts: 54
    a real woman doesnt come with batteries nor do u blow her up lol.......just sayin :noway: :laugh:

    All my ex's came with batteries - the rabbit was fairly useless without...

    HaHa!!!!!
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    Whatever they tell you and don't dare you answer back!

    see! HE gets it!! LOL
  • CassiusKnox
    CassiusKnox Posts: 305 Member
    One who knows better than to worry about silly labels like 'real'.

    GREAT answer!!! :drinker:
  • TrinaJ11
    TrinaJ11 Posts: 159 Member
    quote edited by moderator

    :laugh: :laugh: This
  • marketdimlylit
    marketdimlylit Posts: 1,601 Member
    One who knows better than to worry about silly labels like 'real'.

    Best reply so far.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    a real woman was born with lady parts and not man parts. simple as that.
    Some real women are born with man parts, and don't have that rectified until
    Later in life.
  • ChristaFall
    ChristaFall Posts: 62 Member
    I think a real woman takes care of her man, kids, and household. A "real" woman is a woman that's comfortable in her own skin..no matter what anyone else thinks of her.
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    a real woman was born with lady parts and not man parts. simple as that.
    Some real women are born with man parts, and don't have that rectified until
    Later in life.

    Yikes!! :laugh:
  • drea85an
    drea85an Posts: 130
    A real woman is most likely one who realizes we all want different kinds of men (i don't mind a man who cries, and he can certainly do my dishes any day) and the same goes for what men want. It's worked for me so far.
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    All i know is my FL is flooded with bomb *kitten* dudes that are either single and can't find a chick that is worth a damn or married and their wives aren't hitting that. IMO... ladies need to step their game up.
  • sungminez
    sungminez Posts: 7
    One with a vagina.
  • Mrbusterb
    Mrbusterb Posts: 114
    quote edited by moderator
    lol
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    a real woman doesnt come with batteries nor do u blow her up lol.......just sayin :noway: :laugh:

    All my ex's came with batteries - the rabbit was fairly useless without...

    Well played dude.

    I was going to say:

    "But they really like it when you try!"

    :laugh:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    All i know is my FL is flooded with bomb *kitten* dudes that are either single and can't find a chick that is worth a damn or married and their wives aren't hitting that. IMO... ladies need to step their game up.

    *raises hand*

    She told me this first.

    Just sayin!
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    LOL
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