What is a 'real woman' these days?

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  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    To me a "real" woman is nurturing, loving, kind hearted, family oriented, fun, caring, sincere, honest, communicative, respectful, classy, sassy & sexy all rolled into one. This is also how I like a "real" man..... :smile:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    All i know is my FL is flooded with bomb *kitten* dudes that are either single and can't find a chick that is worth a damn or married and their wives aren't hitting that. IMO... ladies need to step their game up.

    I'm on her FL.....I'm the Bomb!!! Just sayin'
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    A real woman steps up and takes care of her own. She can wear the skirt or the pants depending on what is needed.
  • tennisbabe94
    tennisbabe94 Posts: 444 Member
    Whatever they tell you and don't dare you answer back!

    This guy's got it all figured out! :happy:
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
    My wife and my mother.
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
    One with a vagina.

    ^this might not be true.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    All i know is my FL is flooded with bomb *kitten* dudes that are either single and can't find a chick that is worth a damn or married and their wives aren't hitting that. IMO... ladies need to step their game up.
    ^This. Seriously, best FR I ever sent.
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    a real woman was born with lady parts and not man parts. simple as that.
    Some real women are born with man parts, and don't have that rectified until
    Later in life.

    I'm not going to disagree with your transgender comment about indviduals being born with the wrong gender assignment, but I would challenge your argument that they are real, as you mentioned they get that recitified later in life. It is constructed, implanted and synthetic, hardly "real". As the term "real" can be taken subjectively in this context I suppose. Didn't realize I'd fuel a debate as that wasn't my intention.

    Let me restate my original comment then so it's less offensive: A real woman has lady parts and not man parts. (Since that is what I meant anway) freaking A.
  • fueledbychange
    fueledbychange Posts: 132 Member
    Anyone who identifies as a woman is a real ****ing woman. End of discussion.
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    quote edited by moderator
    lol

    And it better be a REAL beer too, none of that pansy light crap!
  • Whatever they tell you and don't dare you answer back!

    ^^This!!!
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
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    fapfapfapfapfap :indifferent:
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    Her name doesn't end in .jpeg. :P
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    All i know is my FL is flooded with bomb *kitten* dudes that are either single and can't find a chick that is worth a damn or married and their wives aren't hitting that. IMO... ladies need to step their game up.
    ^This. Seriously, best FR I ever sent.

    You won't regret it...Miss N ROCKS!

    ETA ~ (Miss short for Mistress of course)
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    oh, wow, that's really hilarious..............


    (ps: it's not.)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    she has to make sammich and hand real men beer. And be there when he wants to fack

    Agreed...and at least a basic knowledge of most professional sports is a plus :bigsmile:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    she has to make sammich and hand real men beer. And be there when he wants to fack

    oh, wow, that's really hilarious..............


    (ps: it's not.)

    What's really hilarious...is that someone took it seriously...and seems to have been offended by it.

    But you can't deny, that if SHE does that, she's still a real woman lol.
  • she has to make sammich and hand real men beer. And be there when he wants to fack

    oh, wow, that's really hilarious..............


    (ps: it's not.)

    What's really hilarious...is that someone took it seriously...and seems to have been offended by it.

    But you can't deny, that if SHE does that, she's still a real woman lol.

    I obviously know that it's meant to be a joke, I just think that it's an overplayed joke, and okay, yeah, I do find it pretty offensive. Joking about misogyny and being a misogynist really aren't that far off from each other.
  • A real woman defends her man when others criticise, puts on makeup and high heels for not only her man but for herself, holds her own without expecting others to do it for her, raises her kids without complaining, cleans the house after the weekend so it looks as though no one was there, smiles through her pain, always has something to say, and always realizes its better to be absolutly ridiculous then terribly boring. (marylin monroe anyone)
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    oh, wow, that's really hilarious..............


    (ps: it's not.)

    What's really hilarious...is that someone took it seriously...and seems to have been offended by it.

    But you can't deny, that if SHE does that, she's still a real woman lol.

    I obviously know that it's meant to be a joke, I just think that it's an overplayed joke, and okay, yeah, I do find it pretty offensive. Joking about misogyny and being a misogynist really aren't that far off from each other.

    Your tracker image is VERY in line to your statement O.O is that dominatrix?
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    lollz.. yes...everything needs need to be labeled and defined. Come on, people.... you all are being so silllyyy.....

    Magic no more?
  • NZhellkat
    NZhellkat Posts: 355 Member
    A Real man makes me laugh, from the belly and isn't offended if he's the "butt of the joke."
    A Real man will wipes the tears from my cheeks and ask me to please not cry.
    A Real man isn't phased by my moods he knows that they will settle down.
    A Real man will apologize when he's in the wrong cause we don't keep score.
    A Real man will slow dance with me in public even though he says he can't dance.
    A Real man cooks me an awesome meal at least once a week because he can and he wants to.
    A Real man tells me he loves me without a bedroom in sight.
    A Real man sees me through all my layers, with all my faults and still loves me as I am.

    And when I found that Real man..........he married me because I was his Real woman.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
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    oh, wow, that's really hilarious..............


    (ps: it's not.)

    What's really hilarious...is that someone took it seriously...and seems to have been offended by it.

    But you can't deny, that if SHE does that, she's still a real woman lol.

    I obviously know that it's meant to be a joke, I just think that it's an overplayed joke, and okay, yeah, I do find it pretty offensive. Joking about misogyny and being a misogynist really aren't that far off from each other.

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  • I obviously know that it's meant to be a joke, I just think that it's an overplayed joke, and okay, yeah, I do find it pretty offensive. Joking about misogyny and being a misogynist really aren't that far off from each other.

    Your tracker image is VERY in line to your statement O.O is that dominatrix?

    Oh my, no. It's Talia Al Ghul and Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.
  • Your tracker image is VERY in line to your statement O.O is that dominatrix?

    Oh my, no. It's Talia Al Ghul and Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.
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    Ahh looks friggin awesome! -little kid inside-
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    A real woman defends her man when others criticise, puts on makeup and high heels for not only her man but for herself, holds her own without expecting others to do it for her, raises her kids without complaining, cleans the house after the weekend so it looks as though no one was there, smiles through her pain, always has something to say, and always realizes its better to be absolutly ridiculous then terribly boring. (marylin monroe anyone)

    Is that all Marilyn or just the last bit?

    Either way, I'm afraid I'm not a real woman! I wear makeup sometimes, just about never wear heels, don't have kids at all, neither my husband nor I clean as much as we should, I smile through my pain when it's appropriate but think that's a ridiculous absolute to follow, and am sometimes ok with being boring if it means getting some peace of mind.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Her name doesn't end in .jpeg. :P

    LOL
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    A Real man makes me laugh, from the belly and isn't offended if he's the "butt of the joke."
    A Real man will wipes the tears from my cheeks and ask me to please not cry.
    A Real man isn't phased by my moods he knows that they will settle down.
    A Real man will apologize when he's in the wrong cause we don't keep score.
    A Real man will slow dance with me in public even though he says he can't dance.
    A Real man cooks me an awesome meal at least once a week because he can and he wants to.
    A Real man tells me he loves me without a bedroom in sight.
    A Real man sees me through all my layers, with all my faults and still loves me as I am.

    And when I found that Real man..........he married me because I was his Real woman.

    <3 this
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I'd answer this, but I think real women know who they are.
  • A real woman defends her man when others criticise, puts on makeup and high heels for not only her man but for herself, holds her own without expecting others to do it for her, raises her kids without complaining, cleans the house after the weekend so it looks as though no one was there, smiles through her pain, always has something to say, and always realizes its better to be absolutly ridiculous then terribly boring. (marylin monroe anyone)

    Is that all Marilyn or just the last bit?

    Either way, I'm afraid I'm not a real woman! I wear makeup sometimes, just about never wear heels, don't have kids at all, neither my husband nor I clean as much as we should, I smile through my pain when it's appropriate but think that's a ridiculous absolute to follow, and am sometimes ok with being boring if it means getting some peace of mind.

    All of it actually i got it from an article about her i had found just before the movie a week with marylin, i dont wear heels either haha i guess i could be considered boring as im a stay at home mom ahHA her standards are certainly ones to me admired!
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