Single... FOREVER

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'm ecstatic to be single. Very very happy.

    That could change in 5 minutes.... I'm about to eat some estrogen inducing soybeans.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    wele to the club i have ben married then divorced started datign someone i thought was the one only to have him marry someone else behind my back then i move in with someone i thought would be it only to move back home to my parents house i feel your pain

    waddafuqdidjoosay?

    This... this is why I love you
  • camelid2
    camelid2 Posts: 53 Member
    I'll probably be forever alone because I'm really happy without a SO and can't stand the idea of living with anybody ever again. Maybe a hot neighbor will move in someday and we can happily maintain separate houses :tongue:
  • Caffeine_Addict
    Caffeine_Addict Posts: 178 Member
    Certainly, feels like it.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    Yes.
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'll probably be forever alone because I'm really happy without a SO and can't stand the idea of living with anybody ever again. Maybe a hot neighbor will move in someday and we can happily maintain separate houses :tongue:

    That may be the ideal solution for long term success in a relationship - separate homes. :bigsmile:
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    wele to the club i have ben married then divorced started datign someone i thought was the one only to have him marry someone else behind my back then i move in with someone i thought would be it only to move back home to my parents house i feel your pain

    I'm not desperately searching... maybe that's my problem.

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    LoL you busted out crazy girlfriend...love that twitter feed
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    Ever since I became single I lost weight and bought a BMW.

    #positivereinforcement

    Wanna be my sugar daddy Adam?? lol bahahahahaaa...

    F love
  • hcoburn37
    hcoburn37 Posts: 442 Member
    I don't think I will be single forever but I refuse to settle again, so I will be single until I find someone that fits with me
  • AmyBecky74
    AmyBecky74 Posts: 437 Member
    Maybe someday I'll find some one but even if I do I will never marry anyone. Totally against marriage.
  • YEP...

    Single til death do I part...
  • at least i'll have my cats...

    yep... guess I gotta get me some cats so I can uphold the crazy lady with all the cats image...
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    3 1/2 years since my last legit relationship, and that was my second ex-wife.

    I'm pretty sure that I am the embodiment of that meme, without the scary chin though.

    Feel free to friend me though. ;) lol

    It's been over 10 years for me. :cry: Egads, I am a loser...
  • 3 1/2 years since my last legit relationship, and that was my second ex-wife.

    I'm pretty sure that I am the embodiment of that meme, without the scary chin though.

    Feel free to friend me though. ;) lol

    It's been over 10 years for me. :cry: Egads, I am a loser...

    Seriously? Who is the biggest loser? Someone who can remain single? or someone who is in and out of unfulfilling relationships?

    I am trying to come to a place where I am content with my status in life. Some people are meant to be in relationships. Some of us... are meant to walk through this life alone. As much as I hate to admit it at times, I realize that I'm one of the latter not the former.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    I, too, am Forever Alone.

    It's because no one wants to hear that you're not outgoing on dating sites. That's pretty much everyone's opening line: "OMG, I'm so outgoing and such a people person!"

    Mine would be all: "I hate most other members of the human race and isolate myself from them as a result, but I'd like that special someone to come and share my couch on Friday nights!"

    See...it's a hard sell.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Ever since I became single I lost weight and bought a BMW.

    #positivereinforcement

    how you doin?
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
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    Easily my most favorite meme.
  • adorability
    adorability Posts: 49 Member
    I, too, am Forever Alone.

    It's because no one wants to hear that you're not outgoing on dating sites. That's pretty much everyone's opening line: "OMG, I'm so outgoing and such a people person!"

    Mine would be all: "I hate most other members of the human race and isolate myself from them as a result, but I'd like that special someone to come and share my couch on Friday nights!"

    See...it's a hard sell.

    I love you for posting this, I'm exactly the same way haha
  • heygurlheyyyy
    heygurlheyyyy Posts: 84 Member
    I am single and will be staying that way, maybe we should be single together ? ;-)

    ^^this
  • shellebelle87
    shellebelle87 Posts: 291 Member
    I, too, am Forever Alone.

    It's because no one wants to hear that you're not outgoing on dating sites. That's pretty much everyone's opening line: "OMG, I'm so outgoing and such a people person!"

    Mine would be all: "I hate most other members of the human race and isolate myself from them as a result, but I'd like that special someone to come and share my couch on Friday nights!"

    See...it's a hard sell.

    I love you for posting this, I'm exactly the same way haha

    Hahah this is exactly how I am, fortunately I found a partner who hates people and going places more then I do, so keep looking! They are out there!!!
  • kylejh
    kylejh Posts: 221 Member
    I feel that way all the time. Although part of me thinks I should start looking at the profile of every woman who has posted in this thread. :laugh:
  • ClassicPearl
    ClassicPearl Posts: 141 Member
    Forever Alone is my entire life. Never been married OR engaged...I'm apparently just so awesome that people forget what they meant to say or do around me....

    *sigh*

    lol

    lol, this summarizes up my life too.
  • Kandi150
    Kandi150 Posts: 167 Member
    Kinda diggin the single life as of now... Thats when I lost weight ;o) so single is lookin good on me lol
  • tri10806
    tri10806 Posts: 192 Member
    It's possible! I was married for 12+ years and have been divorced for 4+. My ex and I share the kids 50/50. They're both in high school and I have a wonderful relationship with them. I can pretty much do what I want when I want. I would love to have someone to do things and share my life with; but it will have to be someone pretty special to change my mind.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I, too, am Forever Alone.

    It's because no one wants to hear that you're not outgoing on dating sites. That's pretty much everyone's opening line: "OMG, I'm so outgoing and such a people person!"

    Mine would be all: "I hate most other members of the human race and isolate myself from them as a result, but I'd like that special someone to come and share my couch on Friday nights!"

    See...it's a hard sell.

    How you doin'?
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Oh please girl ive called off 2 weddings and half an engagement and Im not concerned.

    I shouldnt think that- in the past, not settling for anything less than awesome and inspired and ambitious- was a mistake. Ever.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    Ever since I became single I lost weight and bought a BMW.

    #positivereinforcement

    Since I became single, I lost a hundred pounds, moved to NYC, got my dream job as a photographer, became a VIP in a major music scene and Im about to shoot my 4th Mercedes Benz Fashion Week from the second row. Ive become sexier than Ive ever been in my life, my self-confidence towers over the ghost of who I used to be. Ive got my own style now, Ive got no fear when it comes to change, I push myself every month to accomplish SOMETHING to better my life and I continually throw myself into situations Im not quite sure I can handle - just so I will sure as sht evolve.

    My dad told me that if I hope to end up with a man someday that I think is wonderful and amazing and takes my breath away and we can achieve whatever side by side, etc, I better not leave him getting the short end of the stick in the relationship. I better amaze him as well.

    So Im busy being amazing.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I'm ecstatic to be single. Very very happy.

    That could change in 5 minutes.... I'm about to eat some estrogen inducing soybeans.

    this looks awesome with your current profile pic emphasizing it.
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    I am just waiting out the days until I am old enough that it's not police call worthy creepy to be the old creepy man that yells at kids to get off my lawn, flirt with every girl 40 years younger than me and throw away my social security check at the strip club. Until then I am just the weird guy in the corner eating of Subway alone yet again.